Sarcasm quotes
253 sarcasm quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Cocktail
- From the movie: Weekend at Bernie's
- From the movie: Hocus Pocus
“- Billy Butcherson: Go to hell!
- Winifred Sanderson: Oh! I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.” - From the movie: Vegas Vacation
- From the movie: Heartbreak Ridge
“I'm not doing this because I want to take long showers with you assholes and I don't want to get my head shot off in some far away land because you don't habla, comprende?”
- From the movie: Point Break
“- Roach: What the fuck are you looking at?
- Johnny Utah: A dead man.” - From the movie: Point Break
“- DEA Agent Deets: You think I like this hair, man! You think I like these clothes? My wife wants me to stay at Ramanda! I've been working on these fuckers for three months! Three months! Now I finally got them to play wheel of fortune with me so I could find out who their suppliers is. Then you fuckin' cowboys show up!
- Pappas: Nice tattoo,...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Mighty Ducks
“Keep swingin'. Maybe you'll give them a cold.”
- From the movie: The Mighty Ducks
“The Law's a bitch when it works against ya isn't it Jack!”
- From the movie: Sabrina
“- David Larrabee: Now, Patrick, the debt burden this merger will accumulate will make it necessary to restructure some divisions. I've done a very quick review of last quarter's performance of each division of both companies.
- Maude Larrabee: David, when did you ever?
- David Larrabee: Mother, you've copied me on the financial standings of this...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Great Outdoors
“- Roman: I think we should go into town tomorrow and pick up a ski boat. Whaddya say? Sound good, guys? Uncle Roman'll blow some coin on a kick-ass drag boat!
- Chet: That's ok, we're renting a pontoon boat.
- Roman: Pontoon boat? What the hell are you gonna do with a pontoon boat? Retake Omaha Beach?” - From the movie: Wet Hot American Summer
“Douche-bags are hygienic products; I take that as a compliment. Thank you.”
- From the movie: The Parent Trap
“- Meredith Blake: Have you seen your father?
- Hallie: You talking to me?
- Meredith Blake: Who are you, Robert De Niro? Yes, I am talking to you.” - From the movie: Small Time Crooks
- Ray: "The Brain". That's what the guys used to call me, right?
- Benny: But, Ray! That was sarcastic! - From the movie: Toy Soldiers
- Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: Oh yeah, that's wonderful. Now all we have to do is get Cali out of the Headmaster's Office which he hardly ever leaves, sneak past the guard, switch the chips without setting off them bombs, and then get out without being seen.
- William "Billy" Tepper: That's right. That's it exactly.
- Jonathan "Snuffy"... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Fools Rush In
“- Isabel Fuentes: It was a sign, Alex.
- Alex Whitman: Of what?
- Isabel Fuentes: That the baby would be Catholic.
- Alex Whitman: Oh, well, then it's a good thing you weren't stopped in front of an IHOP.” - From the movie: Hocus Pocus
“[Over P.A] Welcome to High School Hell. I'm your host, Boris Karloff, Jr. Ha ha ha ha ha!”
- From the movie: Kingpin
“- Roy: Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary.
- Claudia: Look, Mr. Munster, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across.
- Roy: Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?” - From the movie: The Lion King 1½
“- Timon: That worked like a dream.
- Pumbaa: It did?
- Timon: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?” - From the movie: 2 Fast 2 Furious
- From the movie: Can't Buy Me Love
“Didn't you take economics? You could have had me for $49.95.”
- From the movie: Malibu's Most Wanted
“- Brad: Yo, fool! We got some hard-core drama 'bout to go down right neow!!
- Hadji: Dat's right!
- Brad: Dis is our mall. Always was and always will be!
- Mocha: Woof woof!
- Old woman cashier: Oh, Mr. Amiraslani. I'm so glad you came back. Our clerk accidentally gave you the wrong aromatherapy candles. Here you go.
- Brad: You better be...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Mighty Ducks
“What's this? The Oreo line?”
- From the movie: Up in Smoke
“- Man: You wanna get high man?
- Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?” - From the movie: Legends of the Fall
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