Sex quotes

“I confess I pray still to feel the touch of my lover's lips. His hands upon me, his arms enfolding me... Such surrender has been mine. I confess I pray still to be filled and enflamed. To melt into the dream of us, beyond this troubled place, to where we are not even ourselves.”
Catherine McCormack - Veronica Franco

“The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare. ”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

“You know the rules. Keep you mouth shut and your legs open.”
Mere Boynton - Mavis

“I hate these Catholic countries. It's all blushy-blushy and no sucky-fucky.”
Pierce Brosnan - Julian Noble

“- Catherine: Have you ever fucked on cocaine, Nick? It's nice.
- Nick: You like playing games don't you?
- Catherine: I have a degree in psychology, it goes with the turf... Games are fun.”

Sharon Stone - Catherine Tramell
Michael Douglas - Detective Nick Curran

“Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?”
Bob Saget - Cocaine Addict

“You can fuck me in the ass. You can cum on my face. Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it.”

Elisabeth Shue - Sera

“If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor.”
Kate Beckinsale

“When I'm into a woman, I literally can't stop staring. I'm like a little kid. I become completely entranced.”
Bradley Cooper

“There are no taboos in bed, and there shouldn't be any taboos in bed.”
Frank Langella

“- Lt. Topper Harley: So... I guess you've been with a man before...
- Ramada Thompson: I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it.”
Charlie Sheen - Lt. Topper Harley
Valeria Golino - Ramada Thompson

“- Jo Ann: Mr. McKussic, it seems, has been engaged in his business for purely romantic reasons, whilst you have been engaged in romance for purely business reasons.
- Nick Frescia: I'm not sure I understand.
- Jo Ann: A little vague for you?
- Nick Frescia: A little.
- Jo Ann: Well, then, let me spell it out for you: you want to fuck your friend...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michelle Pfeiffer - Jo Ann
Kurt Russell - Frescia

“God knows I love Clark, but he's the worst lay in town.”
Carole Lombard On Clark Gable

- Saul Silver: This is like if that "Blue Oyster" shit met that "Afghan Kush" I had and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy "Northern Light" stuff I had and the "Super Red Espresso Snowflake" met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked... this would the shit that they birthed.
- Dale Denton: [smells the... (continue)(continue reading)
James Franco - Saul Silver
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton

“Nobody gets me pussy whipped I.. Whip Pussay!”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy

“- Skip Winkley: Who is your biggest sexual fantasy?
- Barney's Waiter: Denzel Washington.
- Jeffrey: The guy at the gym.
- Sterling: Yoko Ono. ...To see the apartment!”
Robert Klein - Skip Winkley
K. Todd Freeman - Barney's Waiter
Steven Weber - Jeffrey
Sir Patrick Stewart - Sterling

“- Dancer Backstage 1: Fuck him! He never picks me!
- Dancer Backstage 2: Honey, I did fuck him and he never picks me either.”

“With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they do sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again.”
Ryan Reynolds - Monty

“Most of these young girls today don't know their cooch from a hole in the wall. See, that's why I dress... and rest, cause love don't live here anymore.”
Tyra Ferrell - Jessie

“- Supermodel: You're not afraid of catching germs? And you know, I'm coming down with a cold and everything...
- Lee Simon: From you I'd be willing to catch terminal cancer.”
Charlize Theron - Supermodel
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Lee Simon

“- Joe: I've got Viagra.
- Myrtle: Oh yeah? Well I’ve got mace.”
Tyler Perry - Joe
Cicely Tyson - Myrtle

“All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.”
Jason Lee - Banky Edwards

“- Phoebe: Why would you kill his fish?
- Chandler: Because, Phoebe, sometimes after you sleep with someone you have to kill a fish.”

Lisa Kudrow - Phoebe Buffay
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“- Jimmy Mortimer: Ted. I think... I think when we get to town I should call Betty.
- Ted: Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead fuck thing to do. Look, first rule of love: never get rejected by the same girl twice. I mean, that's useless. If you want to make a fool out of yourself, always do it with someone new.
- Jimmy Mortimer: I don't...” (continue)(continue reading)
Crispin Glover - Jimmy Mortimer
Lawrence Monoson - Ted

“What if we made love real hard for 35 minutes then drop off into a deep, coma-like sleep?”
Richard Pryor - Sugar Ray