Sex quotes

“I’m not obsessed with sex. I just can’t stop thinking about it. The performance of it. The awkwardness of it. The drama of it.”
Phoebe Waller-Bridge - Fleabag

“I spent most of my adult life using sex to deflect from the screaming void inside my empty heart.”
Phoebe Waller-Bridge - Fleabag

“Sex wasn’t good because we didn’t care. It was good because you were crazy. Crazy sex is always good.”
Paul Wesley - Stefan Salvatore

“George-Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?
Jerry-Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.”
Jerry Seinfeld - Jerry Seinfeld
Jason Alexander - George Costanza

“Food and sex. Those are my two passions.”
Jason Alexander - George Costanza

“You think that sex is about fun and games and love? Wrong! Sex is about disease.”
Trey Parker - Miss Choksondik

“A ring that says you’d be together but not have sex. Isn't that called a wedding ring?”
Matt Stone - butters

“A great man once said, everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power.”
Kevin Spacey - Francis Underwood

“I should've known the marriage was over two years in when your father stopped wanting to do anal.”
Saffron Burrows - Dottie Quinn

“If you go looking for the truth, get the whole thing. It’s like a good fuck. Half is worse than none at all.”
Thandiwe Newton - Maeve Millay

“Summer-The other night, when we... had sex... you weren't the only virgin in the room.
Seth-There was someone else in the room? Like, filming us?
Summer-Me, jackass.”
Rachel Bilson - Summer Roberts
Adam Brody - Seth Cohen

“Next time you want to get laid...find a girl that's not so buckets-of-crazy, huh?”
Jensen Ackles - Dean Winchester

“Hanging out with a cop in Las Vegas is like bringing your grandma to an orgy.”
Tom Ellis - Lucifer Morningstar

“You don’t save a marriage by sleeping with other people.”
Lauren German - Chloe Decker

“Trying to get drunk enough to have sexual intercourse with a vegan. Why can’t I just think with my junk like a modern man?”
Joe Lo Truglio - Charles Boyle

“Rosa Diaz-Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Jake Peralta-I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.”
Andy Samberg - Jake Peralta
Stephanie Beatriz - Rosa Diaz

“Tears aren’t a woman’s only weapon. The best one is between her legs.”
Lena Headey - Cersei Lannister

“Intercourse can be wonderful, but it can also cause tremendous pain. And if you’re not careful, sex can destroy lives.”
Gillian Anderson - Jean Milburn

“You can’t choose who you are attracted to. You can’t engineer a relationship. You have to do what’s right.”
Asa Butterfield - Otis Milburn

“When we’re having sex, I feel like I’ve never seen a vagina before. But I have seen one, because I’ve got one, and I’ve looked at it a lot.”
Alice Hewkin - Tanya

“Do you know how long I’ve been called Cock Biter? Four years. People I’ve never met call me Cock Biter to my face. I bit Simon Furthassle’s scrote. I had sex with four guys at the same time. I fucked my second cousin. I’ll give you a hand job for a fiver if you like. Do you know how it started? Simon tried to kiss me at Claire Tyler’s 14th...” (continue)(continue reading)
Emma Mackey - Maeve Wiley

“I owe my younger self 23 years of wild sex with multiple partners.”
Kate Mulgrew - Galina 'Red' Reznikov

“How are you this close to being dragged to hell and still horny?”
William Jackson Harper - Chidi Anagonye

“Sexualizing self-hatred is the hallmark of any relationship.”
Natasha Lyonne - Nadia Vulvokov

“There are two things you can get from sex with a man, passion or power. But you better make sure you’re gettin something. Otherwise you’re just getting screwed.”
Brianne Howey - Georgia Miller