Sex quotes

“Sexuality is one of the biggest parts of who we are.”
Carla Gugino

“I'm not a very good lover. I'm so nervous about my sexuality.”
Anna Faris

“I think sex is very interesting for most people, but I'm interested in sex as a way of communication, I'm not that interested in the fantasy version of a sex scene.”
Maggie Gyllenhaal

“You cannot separate sexuality from cheerleading.”
Peyton Reed

“Personally I know nothing about sex, because I've always been married.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

“- Coach Ken Carter: I end up taking a road trip to the suburbs where I find my drunk-ass point guard on top of Daddy's little princess.
- Worm: Actually, I was on the bottom, coach, she was on the top.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Coach Ken Carter
Antwon Tanner - Worm

“- Billy: So what about your mother? Does she have sex?
- Debbie: No, she's unfulfilled. That's why she dances.
- Billy: She dances instead of sex? Your family's weird!”
Jamie Bell - Billy
Nicola Blackwell - Debbie

- Rushon: Have you ever had a man wait seven weeks to "hit that"?
- Nikki: What are you asking her for? She never made a man wait thirty minutes.
- Bunz: Do I smell a whore?
Tommy Davidson - Rushon
Tamala Jones - Nikki
Jamie Foxx - Bunz

“You know you better get back here and fuck me you bastard, if you wanted me to come up with any kind of dinner!”
Mena Suvari - Cookie

“I used to be able to fuck like that.”

Jack Warden - Jack

“It's not right to go into details, I got nervous. I screwed up, I said the wrong thing... Where if I hadn't, I could be in bed right now with a woman who, if you make her laugh, you got a life. Instead I'm here with you. No offense, but a moron pushing the last legal drug.”

Jack Nicholson - Melvin Udall

“- Julia: We don't need a bed, do we?
- 1st Victim: Well, no, I suppose not.
- Julia: I've always preferred the floor.
- 1st Victim: Oh. First time for everything, eh?”

Clare Higgins - Julia
Anthony Allen - 1st Victim

“Thank god for these lesbians.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw

“I read that if you don’t have sex for a year, you can actually become ‘revirginized.'”
Kristin Davis - Charlotte York

“The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don’t know how to screw you.”
Kim Cattrall - Samantha Jones

“The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise.”
Ryan Gosling - Jacob

“I haven’t had sex dreams since I converted to Judaism.”
Justine Lupe - Astrid Weissman

“Who are we to tell somebody what gender expression works for them. That’s not my choice and it’s certainly not the school’s choice.”
Fivel Stewart - Izzie Taylor

“And after I had the sex, I thought anything that feels so lovely must be wrong.”
Dame Judi Dench - Philomena Lee

“On the list of things I expect to kill me, mercury poisoning ranks well below liver failure, struck by lightning and heart attack during sex. Guess which one I'm rooting for?”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper

“Evelyn Harper-Charlie was a planned baby.
Alan Harper-What was I?
Evelyn Harper-Well, dear, you were a pitcher of margaritas and a gas station condom.
”
Holland Taylor - Evelyn Harper
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

“Alan Harper-You're going to hell, you know?
Charlie Harper-I don't think so. I believe in a loving God who forgives little fibs as long as they lead to recreational sex.
Alan Harper-You really wanna drag God into this?
Charlie Harper-Who gave me the penis, Alan?
”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

“Alan Harper-I need you to watch Jake for the rest of the weekend so that Nancy and I can go to Vegas and get married.
Charlie Harper-Oh, God, Alan! There's no need to marry the woman! If you don't want to have sex anymore just tell her!
”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

“Alan Harper-Relationships are built on trust and mutual respect.
Charlie Harper-Oh, grow up. Relationships are built on diamond earrings and Viagra.
”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

“Alan Harper-Haven't you read the package?
Charlie Harper-Who reads the package? It's not like a cereal box.
”

Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper