Sex quotes
2076 sex quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
“Blame the Catholic church for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things... Oh they've done some wonderful things in their time, they preserved the might and majesty, even the mystery of the Church of Rome, the sanctity of the sacrament and the indivisible oneness of the Trinity, but if they'd let me wear one of the little rubber...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Reds
“You dream that if you discuss the revolution with a man before you go to bed with him, it'll be missionary work rather than sex.”
- From the movie: Wall Street
- From the movie: Meet Wally Sparks
“I hear in Canada you only have sex doggy style; that way you can both see the hockey game.”
- From the movie: Fight Club
“My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.”
- From the movie: Back to School
- From the movie: The Heartbreak Kid
“Fuck me like a black guy, come on!”
- From the movie: The Devil's Rejects
- From the movie: Space Cowboys
“I keep telling these guys, it's got nothing to do with me. It depends entirely on the woman, and how willing she is to discover her infinite supply of orgasms.”
- From the movie: The Year of Living Dangerously
“Starvation is a great aphrodisiac.”
- From the movie: Pineapple Express
“- Angie Anderson: I lost my virginity when I was fourteen, okay? How many women have you even slept with?
- Dale Denton: Like two and a half.
- Angie Anderson: Two and a half? What is a half, your hand? That doesn't count!” - From the movie: Lords of Dogtown
“I wanna make money, get laid every night. I wanna do it all right fucking now.”
- From the movie: Drumline
“Playing the drums is like making love. You can't be looking down seeing what’s going on trying to get the flow right.”
“In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.”
- From the movie: Dumb & Dumber
“- Lloyd Christmas: I feel like a schoolboy again. A schoolboy who desperately wants to make sweet, sweet love to you.
- Mary Swanson: I thought I heard you talking to someone.
- Lloyd Christmas: [now extremely nervous] Mary... I... I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.” - From the movie: The Ladies Man
“You see what you gotta do is you gotta get your thumb up in there... Actually get two thumbs up there and you an be like the Fonz ya know...Heyyyy!”
- From the movie: Baby Boom
“Sex? I can't even say the word... not that I was ever really into it, but... when you don't have any and there are no prospects, well, it's very upsetting!”
- From the movie: Liar Liar
“- Fletcher Reede: Oh, come on! Your honor, how can it be proved that the male voice on that tape is not Mr. Cole himself?
- Samantha Cole: [voice on tape] You are such a better lover than my husband!
- Fletcher Reede: Your honor, I object!
- Judge Marshall Stevens: And why is that, Mr. Reede?
- Fletcher Reede: It's devastating to my case!” - From the movie: Sideways
“Don't you just want to feel that cozy little box grip down on your johnson?”
- From the movie: Clerks II
- From the movie: The Human Stain
- From the movie: Hot Dog... The Movie
“Hello. Your tits are as beautiful as Mt. Fuji. Would you mind if I rubbed my face in them?”
- From the movie: Coal Miner's Daughter
“- Patsy Cline: People want to know who you've been sleeping with that you've been on so many times.
- Loretta Lynn: Who's been a sayin' that?
- Patsy Cline: Gals that have been sleepin' with everybody and still ain't been on yet.” - From the movie: The Hollywood Knights
- Dudley Laywicker: Mother, I have a assignation with a young lady. I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. Mother, I am going to get laid.
- Dudley's Mother: You're going to be late, dear?
- Dudley Laywicker: Not “late”, mother, “laid”. The past participle of the verb “to lay”. Mother, I am going to screw someone.
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