Sex quotes

“I don't wanna just have sex with you.I want you.But it's your version of me.It's not me.It would be a lot better if you just wanted sex.”
Elle Fanning - Julie Hamlin

“You can’t ruin a friendship with sex. That’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.”
Kunal Nayyar - Raj Koothrappali

“I know the real reason you never made progress with that idea. You thought of it September 22nd, 2007. Two days later, Penny moved in and so much blood rushed to your genitals, your brain became a ghost town.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“Then it’s settled. Amy’s birthday present will be my genitals.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“I lost my virginity to my cousin, Jeanie. It was my Uncle Murray’s funeral, we were all back at my Aunt Barbara’s house. Our eyes locked over the pickled herring. We never meant for it to happen. To this day, I can’t look at pickled herring without being aroused and ashamed. Oh, cousin Jeanie.”
Simon Helberg - Howard Wolowitz

“I am a horny engineer; I never joke about math or sex.”
Simon Helberg - Howard Wolowitz

“Can’t spell sex without the ‘ex.”
Damon Wayans Jr. - Coach

“I’m like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience”
Max Greenfield - Schmidt

“Let me tell you something, honey. When you trap a man between your legs, they don’t stick around for long.”
Ann Dowd - Mrs. Van Hopper

“I can’t believe my Dad saw us having sex! He didn’t make it to one of my piano recitals, but this he sees!”
Courteney Cox - Monica Geller

“I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.”
John C. McGinley - Dr.Cox

“People are judgmental about sex, but everyone has their own moral code. So unless you are hurting people, who are we to say what's right?”
Riley Keough

“If you agree to do a sex scene, you have to be willing to not be awkward about it. C'mon! I don't think of it as anything other than a dance, really. I don't see that person. I don't think of me being me.”
Aaron Taylor-Johnson

“We English have sex on the brain. Not the best place for it, actually.”
Laurence Harvey

“I fucked her. I fucked her in an abandoned factory, to be precise. But I lost my erection. Because from certain angles, she reminded me of Michael Heseltine. Michael Heseltine, if you're wondering, is a British politician from the 1980s.”
Michael Smiley - Jethro

“- Brad Allen: Look, I don't know what's bothering you, but don't take your bedroom problems out on me.
- Jan: I have no bedroom problems. There's nothing in my bedroom that bothers me.
- Brad Allen: Oh-h-h-h. That's too bad.”
Rock Hudson - Brad Allen
Doris Day - Jan Morrow

“- The Professor: If I thought there was any chance of changing your mind, I'd talk about Miss Kendall, of whom you so obviously disapprove.
- Roger Thornhill: Yes, for using sex like some people use a flyswatter.”
Leo G. Carroll - The Professor
Cary Grant - Roger Thornhill

“You guys don't understand shit. I have hormones flowing through my body making me do crazy things! Do you even know what it feels like to want to rub up against a tree all the time?”
Jacob Tremblay - Max

“- Lucas: It could contaminate the water.
- Thor: We can throw it in the forest.
- Lucas: It's a sex drug. What if a fox eats it and tries to fuck a squirrel? It'll kill him!”
Keith L. Williams - Lucas
Brady Noon - Thor

“- Molly: Amy, do you know how many girls are gonna be up your vagina next year? Every time I come visit you, you're gonna be scissoring a different girl.
- Amy: Dude, scissoring is not a thing.
- Molly: Don't knock it until you've tried it.
- Amy: It's not a thing.
- Molly: Don't knock it until you've tried it.
- Amy: I'm not knocking it,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Beanie Feldstein - Molly
Kaitlyn Dever - Amy

“A woman's a fool to marry for that. That's somethin' for a man. The Good Lord never meant for a decent woman to want that. Not really want it. It's all just a fake and a pipe dream.”

Evelyn Varden - Icey Spoon

“- Ngoc Lan Tran: Other night on boat, what kind of fuck you give me?
- Paul Safranek: What?
- Ngoc Lan Tran: What kind of fuck you give me?
- Paul Safranek: What kind? I don't...
- Ngoc Lan Tran: American people, eight kind of fuck. Love fuck, hate fuck, sex-only fuck, break-up fuck, make-up fuck, drunk fuck, buddy fuck, pity fuck.”
Hong Chau - Ngoc Lan Tran
Matt Damon - Paul Safranek

“- Vivian: You go too far, Marlowe.
- Marlowe: Those are harsh words to throw at a man, especially when he's walking out of your bedroom.”
Lauren Bacall - Vivian Rutledge
Humphrey Bogart - Philip Marlowe

“Doesn't money make you horny?”
Jennifer Lopez - Ramona

“- Regina: Make me cum. Make me cum. Make me cum.
- Alfredo Berlinghieri: Come on, you can't cum. An elephant couldn't make you cum.
- Regina: All I need is a real man!”
Laura Betti - Regina
Robert De Niro - Alfredo Berlinghieri