Sex quotes

“- Sally: Where did you come from?
- The Cat: Hm… How do I put this... When a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, they decide that...
- Conrad: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Where did you come from?
- The Cat: My place, what do you think?”
Dakota Fanning - Sally
Mike Myers - The Cat
Spencer Breslin - Conrad

“Mina has died... No not lied! Died!”

Frank Langella - Dracula

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I like to wear women's clothes. Panties, brassieres, sweaters, pumps. It's just something I do. And I can't believe I'm telling you this, but I really like you, and I don't want it getting in the way down the road.
- Kathy O'Hara: Does this mean... you don't like sex with girls?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, I love sex with...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Patricia Arquette - Kathy O'Hara

“Remember, boys! Stay away from women! All they want from you is your man-juice! If you ever get the kind of urges that cannot be supressed by hard liquor, then use this!
[shows his right hand]”
R. Lee Ermey - Coach

“- Dennis Watson: Tell me, Mr. Gardner... have you ever had sex with a man?
- Chance: No... I don't think so.
- Dennis Watson: We could go upstairs right now.
- Chance: Is there a TV upstairs? I like to watch.”
Mitch Kreindel - Dennis Watson
Peter Sellers - Chance

“Gib, you want a relationship? That's fine. Just remember that every relationship starts with a one night stand. You came 3,000 miles for a reason didn't you? Would you look at that reason. Go for it Gib, you've earned it.”
Anthony Edwards - Lance

“- Sex Shop Salesman: I'm telling you - you're gonna need a lubricant for this vibrator. Unless your date's inflatable. Ha!
- Paul Bland: For your information, I'm buying this to use as a novelty cocktail stirrer!
- Sex Shop Salesman: Sure!”
John Paragon - Sex Shop Salesman
Paul Bartel - Paul Bland

- Scotty Brennen: See that girl over there in the red? Say "hi" to her and she's yours. She'll have her legs around you so tight you'll be begging for mercy.
- Josh: Well, I'll stay away from her, then.

Jon Lovitz - Scotty Brennen
Tom Hanks - Josh

“- Walt Koontz: You pay for sex?
- Rusty: Honey, there's no romance without finance.”
Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty

“- George Peters: Dorothy, in the first place I want you to know that what happened last night was the most beautiful, wonderful, crazy thing that's ever happened to me and I'll never forget it or you.
- Doris: Doris.
- George Peters: What?
- Doris: My name is Doris.
- George Peters: Your name is Doris?
- Doris: Yes.
- George Peters: But, I've...” (continue)(continue reading)
Alan Alda - George Peters
Ellen Burstyn - Doris

“- Dr. Laura Baker: Should I leave a message?
- Preston Lennox: Yeah. Tell him he's about to copulate with a creature from outer space.”

Marg Helgenberger - Dr. Laura Baker
Michael Madsen - Preston Lennox

She said, "Two dollars," so I went with her. She had a young face, painted very thick. It was really was the paint that appealed to me: white like a mask, and bright red lips. There were no preliminaries. Standing there with the smell of dead insects and cheap perfume, I went and did it just the same.

Sir John Hurt - Winston Smith

“Did you commit sex with a Protestant?”

Catherine O'Hara - Cathleen

“Did you know, that the average penis size is 6.4 inches? And that the average vaginal canal is 7.9 inches.Therefore, in this country alone, there's over 17,000 miles of unused, virgin pussy out there.”
Phillip Glasser - Max

I'll never forget what my Uncle Moe said about little girls. He said, "officer, she said she was 18!".
Billy Crystal - Buddy Young Jr.

“I don't know. I can't figure women out. Today, they're... independent. They only think about themselves. Why, during sex, Vanessa, she used to scream out her own name!”
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon

“S-C-E-X, sex. Ya had to find out about it, didn't ya?”
Jim Siedow - Drayton Sawyer - The Cook

“Sex alleviates tension and love causes it.”
Woody Allen - Andrew

“I love your legs. They got your feet at one end, and your pussy at the other, and I wanna fuck you.”
Bo Svenson - Jo Bob Priddy

“- Howard Brackett: He's just never had a physical relationship with her.
- Father Tim: Never? In three years?
- Howard Brackett: He respects her.
- Father Tim: He's gay!”

Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett
Joseph Maher - Father Tim

“C'mon, you big stud, ride me!”

Wendy Feign - Blossom

“- Polly Prince: You wanna come upstairs and have sex?
- Reuben Feffer: Huh?
- Polly Prince: I'm kidding!”
Jennifer Aniston - Polly Prince
Ben Stiller - Reuben Feffer

“- Tony Montana: You know what your problem is, pussycat?
- Elvira Hancock: What is my problem, Tony?
- Tony Montana: You got nothing to do with your life, man. Why don't you get a job? Do something, be a nurse. Work with blind kids, lepurs, that kind of thing. Anything beats you waiting around all day, waiting for me to fuck you, I'll tell you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Al Pacino - Tony Montana
Michelle Pfeiffer - Elvira Hancock

“If a friend of mine got killed and the only thing between the killer and me was Miranda you know what I would do? Huh? I'd fuck Miranda up the ass. But don't tell anybody, because it's a matter of confidentiality.”
Rubén Blades - Martinez

“- Anaïs Nin: Posses her like a man. I want to fuck her like a man. Fuck her, Hugo.
- Hugo: I am fucking her, pussy willow.”

Maria de Medeiros - Anaïs Nin
Richard R. Grant - Hugo