Sex quotes
2076 sex quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: City of Industry
“- Keshaun Brown: Where have you been?
- Skip Kovich: Getting laid by your old lady.
- Keshaun Brown: Just drive, motherfucker.” - From the movie: Wet Hot American Summer
“- Coop: I want you inside me.
- Katie: What did you say?
- Coop: Oh hey... from before..” - From the movie: Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
- From the movie: Silkwood
“Who's gonna rape you that you ain't already fucked?”
- From the movie: Wild at Heart
She turns over, peels off them orange pants, spreads her legs real wide and says to me... "take a bite of peach".
- From the movie: What Planet Are You From?
“- Helen Gordon: You're making a noise.
- Harold Anderson: That's my penis. It hums.
- Helen Gordon: I guess it doesn't know the words. Well, I can teach it a few.” - From the movie: Shakespeare in Love
“- Viola De Lesseps: I would not have thought it: there is something better than a play!
- Will Shakespeare: There is.
- Viola De Lesseps: Even your play.
- Will Shakespeare: Hmm?
- Viola De Lesseps: And that was only my first try.” - From the movie: Tales of Ordinary Madness
“I want to fuck you. I want to be fucked until I have nothing left for the others. Nothing!”
- From the movie: Junior
- Dr. Alex Hesse: I've noticed that the side effects of pregnancy are greatly amplified... With the dosage of Expectane that l've required. The morning sickness, the mood swings. Sleepiness, sexual appetite.
- Dr. Larry Arbogast: Sexual appetite?
- Dr. Alex Hesse: Yesterday, just scooping the middle out of a honeydew melon gave me a... a "Steifen". - From the movie: Saving Silverman
“- Judith: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with any man, any man at all?
- J.D.: Does that include celebrities?” - From the movie: Dazed and Confused
“- Kaye: You know, you guys were in class trying to list all the Gilligan's Island episodes without even a hint of irony.
- Shavonne: What the hell are you talking about, girl?
- Kaye: You weren't thinking about it, were you?
- Shavonne: Gilligan's Island?
- Kaye: It's what's called a male pornographic fantasy.
- Shavonne: Oh my...
- Kaye: Think...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: No Mercy
- From the movie: When Harry Met Sally...
“Every time anyone we knew got married, it ruined their relationship. They practically never had sex again. It's true, it's one of the secrets that no one ever tells you.”
- From the movie: Raging Bull
“- Joey LaMotta: I took her out a couple of times.
- Jake La Motta: You went out with her and you didn't try to fuck her?
- Joey LaMotta: I try to fuck anything.” - From the movie: Clueless
- From the movie: Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
- From the movie: The Dark Half
“Remember, when you fuck with me, you're fucking with the best.”
- From the movie: Out Cold
“Can you get an STD from a polar bear?”
- From the movie: Narc
“Never too cold for pussy.”
- From the movie: Pump Up the Volume
“I mean, if I knew any thing about love, I would be out there making it, instead of sitting in here talking to you guys.”
- From the movie: American Pie
- Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Like warm apple pie.
- Jim Levenstein: Yeah?
- Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yeah.
- Jim Levenstein: Apple pie, huh?
- Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Uh huh.
- Jim Levenstein: McDonald's or homemade? - From the movie: Spy Game
“We didn't know when the Doc was going to be giving the Sheik his physical but it was our one and only opportunity to take him out. So I didn't have the usual time to butter him up. Which means we needed twice the sex with half the foreplay.”
- From the movie: Dream for an Insomniac
“Would you do it with someone whose last name is the worst day of the week?”
- From the movie: The Cheap Detective
- From the movie: Orange County
“I married Bob, for you! I had sex with Bob four times for you! So how can you call me a bad mother?”
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