Sex quotes
2076 sex quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Sliver
“- Carly Norris: You've been spending too much time with your vibrator.
- Judy Marks: I certainly have - I've been getting a plastic yeast infection!” - From the movie: All of Me
“- Terry Hoskins: Roger, what's wrong?
- Roger Cobb: What?
- Terry Hoskins: Don't I excite you?
- Roger Cobb: Edwina, what are you doing?
- Edwina Cutwater: I'm thinking of very old nuns.” - From the movie: Bad Influence
“It's only a matter of time... get in bed with the devil... sooner or later you have to fuck!”
- From the movie: Rock Star
- From the movie: Best in Show
“- Malcolm: I've banged a lot of waitresses in my day, but you, you, you were the best.
- Cookie Fleck: You don't forget the best.” - From the movie: Mallrats
“The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.”
- From the movie: Get Real
- From the movie: Coming to America
“I want a woman that will arouse my intellect as well as my loins.”
- From the movie: Wet Hot American Summer
- From the movie: Scarface
“- Tony Montana: Hey, baby, what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year!
- Elvira Hancock: Hey, Jose. Who, why, when, and how I fuck is none of your business, okay?” - From the movie: U Turn
“She liked fuckin' her papa.”
- From the movie: Coup De Torchon
“You could make a mint just doing what you like best, which you do better than any woman I know. And since we'll probably never see each other again, I'll be glad to bang you one last time, even though you're a fugitive.”
- From the movie: Requiem for a Dream
“I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air.”
- From the movie: Disclosure
“I am a sexually aggressive woman. I like it. Tom knew it, and you can't handle it. It is the same damn thing since the beginning of time. Veil it, hide it, lock it up and throw away the key. We expect a woman to do a man's job, make a man's money, and then walk around with a parasol and lie down for a man to fuck her like it was still a hundred...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Wet Hot American Summer
“- Gene: Now, we need to make 8 gallons of bug juice by snack hour; do you know where the powder packets are?
- Gary: [irritated] Yeah.
- Gene: In the pantry, above the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream... Uh, wait, forget that last part.
- Gary: Did you say dick cream?
- Gene: No! I said next to my... stick... team, you know, stick...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Clerks
“- Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
- Customer with Diapers: In a row?” - From the movie: Double Team
“- Yaz: The last guy that made fun of my hair is still trying to pull his head outta his ass.
- Jack Quinn: I don't wanna know about your sex life.” - From the movie: The Man with Two Brains
“- Dr. Necessiter: As you know, my research has advanced to a point where I can put her mind into the body of a gorilla.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I couldn't fuck a gorilla.” - From the movie: The Ladies Man
“I like to help people. I am like Mother Theresa... but of bonin'.”
- From the movie: Total Recall
“You ever fuck a mutant?”
- From the movie: Reindeer Games
“I had better sex in prison.”
- From the movie: The Woman in Red
- From the movie: Dummy
- From the movie: How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog
- From the movie: Conspiracy
“The Russian only cares he has a bottle of vodka to suck and some form of domestic animal life to fuck. Then he will happily sit in shit his whole life.”
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