Sex quotes
2076 sex quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Last Night
“I don't want to risk having bad sex today. I don't want it to be the last thing on my mind.”
- From the movie: Superstar
“- Helen: Remember, he said you have nice moves. That means he was looking at your body, which means he thinks you're doable. So basically, he asked you to sleep with him.
- Mary Katherine Gallagher: Oh my goodness, this relationship is moving too fast.” - From the movie: Disclosure
“- Ben Heller: Sometimes twice a day, sometimes sex in public places, sodomy, viewing of pornography, vibrators and other mechanical devices.
- Tom Sanders: Sometimes we sat on the couch and watched television.” - From the movie: Four Weddings and a Funeral
“They say rubber's mainly for perverts. Don't know why. Think it's very practical, actually. I mean, you spill anything on it and it just comes off. I suppose that could be why the perverts like it.”
- From the movie: Wet Hot American Summer
“Before we start I'd just like to say that the campers you're about to see suck dick...nevertheless...please.....welcome them.”
- From the movie: Hard Bounty
“There's only two things I can't do. One is make love to a woman, the other one is piss up a wall. And right now there's only one of those I regret not being able to do.”
- From the movie: Back to School
“- Thornton Melon: What's your favorite subject?
- Bubbles the Hot Tub Girl: Poetry.
- Thornton Melon: Really? Well, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.” - From the movie: The Hot Chick
“- Long-haired Jock: Aren't you that chick who's having sex with that college guy?
- Eden: [annoyed] No.
- Long-haired Jock: Wanna be?
- Jessica: She's not interested, so why don't you just back off?
- Long-haired Jock: Oh, Ok, Grandpa. What are you, a pimp and these are your skank hoes?! [Jessica slaps him hard]
- Long-haired Jock: You and me,...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Dogma
“- Bethany: I don't mean to sound ungrateful... but what are you doing hanging around?
- Jay: We're here to pick up chicks.
- Bethany: Excuse me?
- Jay: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?” - From the movie: Hot Shots!
“My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.”
- From the movie: Surviving Christmas
“- Drew Latham: You do know that's a bra you're putting in Brian's drawer, right?
- Christine Valco: Yeah, that's your brother. He's 15, he likes to experiment. We still love him though.” - From the movie: Tin Cup
“Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.”
- From the movie: Mean Girls
“At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die.”
- From the movie: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
“Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!”
- From the movie: Show Me Love
“Hi. This is my new girlfriend Agnes. We're gonna go fuck.”
- From the movie: Girl 6
“If you can't get it in real life, you might as well get it on the job, right?”
- From the movie: You've Got Mail
“- Kathleen Kelly: Is it infidelity if you're involved with somebody on email?
- Christina Plutzker: Have you had sex?
- Kathleen Kelly: No, of course not! I don't even know him.
- Christina Plutzker: No, I mean cyber sex.
- Kathleen Kelly: No.
- Christina Plutzker: Well, you know what? Don't do it, 'cause the minute you do, they lose all respect...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: No Cure For Cancer
“There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.”
- From the movie: Private Benjamin
“- Mrs. Goodman: Judith. Just one thing. If you can remember. What were Yale's last words?
- Judy Benjamin: I'm coming.” - From the movie: The Color Purple
- Celie Johnson: He just climb on top of me and do his business.
- Shug Avery: "Do his business"? You sound like he going to the toilet on you.
- Celie Johnson: That's what it feels like.
- Shug Avery: Why then, Miss Celie... that means you still a virgin! - From the movie: American Pie 2
“- Jessica: If a guy tells you how many girls he's hooked up with, it's not even close to that. You take that number and divide it by three, then you get the real total. Ok, so if Kevin is saying it's been three girls it's more like one or none.
- Vicky: None?
- Jessica: The rule of three. It's an exact science. Consistent as gravity.” - From the movie: Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
- From the movie: The Tao of Steve
- From the movie: If You Could See What I Hear
“- Will Sly: I figured for ten weeks of sun, surf, and sex, we wouldn't need a top.
- Tom Sullivan: Well, if the surf and the sex are as good as the sun, we're in big trouble.” - From the movie: The World Is Not Enough
“- M: Don't frighten her.
- Bond: A shadow operation?
- M: Remember, shadows stay in front or behind - never on top.”
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