Sex quotes

“Yo! Adrian! You know we never... and we had a kid so it was an immaculate ejection.”
Sylvester Stallone - Sylvester Stallone

“- Grandad James Shannon: As my last surviving descendant, you have a sacred duty to pass on my genetic material.
- Jimmie Shannon: That's a lovely sentiment.”
Peter Alexander Ustinov - Grandad James Shannon
Chris O'Donnell - Jimmie Shannon

“How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?”

John Cusack - Walter "Gib" Gibson

“- Christina Drayton: Joey! I want to ask you something. How deeply are you and John in - in - uh - no, no, I have no right...
- Joanna Drayton: How deeply involved? Do you mean have we been to bed together? I don't mind you asking me that. We haven't. He wouldn't. I don't think he could've been in much doubt about my feelings, but he just wouldn't.”
Katharine Hepburn - Christina Drayton
Katharine Houghton - Joanna Drayton

“- Jo Christman: We shouldn't be doing this - we're partners.
- Tom Hardy: We should be shot.
- Jo Christman: We should shoot each other.
- Tom Hardy: Too much paperwork.”

Sarah Jessica Parker - Jo Christman
Bruce Willis - Det. Tom Hardy

“I am talking about taking your body to heaven and sending your mind south. I'm talking about spoiling you so bad you'll hate every other woman you touch. I'm talking about my mouth on your mouth, and my tongue anywhere you want it. I'm talking about indulging your every fantasy, and then giving you those fantasies one by one. Just for you. All...” (continue)(continue reading)

Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“- 1st Victim: You know, it's not often that I... well, you know.
- Julia: There's a first time for everything.”

Anthony Allen - 1st Victim
Clare Higgins - Julia

“I think elevators are very sexual. Don't you? I have this fantasy that I'm in an elevator, all alone with this man, that I've never met before in my life. And he just keeps staring at me. All of the sudden, he reaches out and he touches my breasts.”

Catherine Hicks - Jane Mortimer

“- Harry Blackitt: [referring to Catholics] Every time they have sexual intercourse, they have to have a baby.
- Mrs. Blackitt: But it's the same with us, Harry.
- Harry Blackitt: What do you mean?
- Mrs. Blackitt: Well, I mean, we've got two children, and we've had sexual intercourse twice.”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Harry Blackitt
Eric Idle - Mrs. Blackitt

“- Irina Asanova: The director of that film promised me a pair of new boots if I went to bed with him. Think I should?
- Arkady Renko: Well, the winter's almost over.
- Irina Asanova: Exactly, and I am a Siberian, I'm used to the cold.”
Joanna Pacula - Irina Asanova
William Hurt - Arkady Renko

“- Jane Lindquist: We're not reality material.
- Joe MacGonaughgill: I didn't know that.
- Jane Lindquist: What's a cute... smart, sexy, good-looking guy... Why haven't you slept with a girl for the last five years?
- Joe MacGonaughgill: I've been saving myself.”
Elle Macpherson - Jane Lindquist
Eric Schaeffer - Joe MacGonaughgill

“- Suzanne Vale: Can I ask you something personal?
- Evelyn Ames: You mean asking me who I have sex with isn't personal anymore? What do you want to know, if I smoke?”
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale
Annette Bening - Evelyn Ames

“- Gomez Addams: I demand justice! Someone has married my brother!
- Desk sergeant: No!
- Gomez Addams: She took him to Hawaii!
- Desk sergeant: Get outta here!
- Gomez Addams: They have moved into a large, expensive home, where they make love constantly!”
Raul Julia - Gomez Addams
Nathan Lane - Desk Sergeant

“- Jesse Walsh: Grady, do you remember your dreams?
- Ron Grady: Only the wet ones.”
Mark Patton - Jesse Walsh
Robert Rusler - Ron Grady

“Hey I don't need your help lady. I can do it myself.
[gives himself oral sex]”
David Cross - Dwight

“You want Don Juan de Marco, the world's greatest lover, to talk to you? What do you know of great love? Have you ever loved a woman until milk leaked from her as though she had just given birth to love itself, and now must feed it or burst? Have you ever tasted a woman until she believed that she could be satisfied only by consuming the tongue...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - Don Juan DeMarco

“- Angel: I'm not a woman... Randy. Making love is... it's... it's... it's different... than what I thought it was... gonna be... like.
- Randy: You mean, you never did it before? Christ, why didn't you tell me?
- Angel: I thought it would turn you off. Virgins are weird, right?”
Kristy McNichol - Angel
Matt Dillon - Randy

“- Ethan Hunt: You turned around.
- Nyah Nordoff-Hall: What are you going to do? Spank me?”
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt
Thandie Newton - Nyah Nordoff-Hall

“When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with, multiply it by three and that's the real number. Didn't you fuckers learn anything in college?”
Seann William Scott - Stifler

“It's amazing to me that Americans can think a disease has a sexual preference. But that's all Americans think of... Sex. Sex. Sex.”
Patrick Bauchau - Dr. Luc Montagnier

“This will never work. Tom will never like me; I don't know who I'm kidding. What possible reason could there be to put myself through all this? Sex! I must admit, as far as reasons go, it's must be one of the best.”
Dey Young - Kate Rambeau

“Mandatory AIDS testing for all government employees. I guess that means you, Buckner. I wouldn't worry though, you look like a practitioner of safe sex. As a matter of fact, you look like a practitioner of no sex.”
Dennis Hopper - Huey Walker

“- Jack Twiller: Crutch, the weirdest thing just happened to me. This, this girl offered me hot sex for a dollar.
- Crutch Kane: Why didn't you come and get me?
- Jack Twiller: Crutch, she was just like, nine years old.
- Crutch Kane: So what? My cocker spaniel's only five.”
Chris Young - Jack Twiller
Keith Coogan - Crutch Kane

“- Craig Schwartz: The elderly have so much to offer, sir. they're our link with history.
- Dr. Lester: I don't want to be your goddamn link, damn you. I want to feel Floris' naked thighs next to mine. I want my body to inspire lust in that beautiful complex women. I want her to shiver with a spasm of ecstasy, Schwartz, as I penetrate her...
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Cusack - Craig Schwartz
Orson Bean - Dr. Lester

“There's these breeds of monkeys, right, and all they do is have sex, all the time, you know? And they turn out to be the least violent, the most peaceful, the most happy, you know? So maybe fooling around isn't so bad.”
Ethan Hawke - Jesse