Sex quotes

“I guess I feel humanism is a form of spirituality. I never fucked anyone over, except myself. That's pretty moral.”
James Le Gros - John

There I am on the first day, on the set, and there's this guy fucking me from behind, right, and there are these two huge guys dressed like cops in my mouth at the same time and I remember thinking to myself, "I like acting. I wanna study".
Mira Sorvino - Linda Ash

“- Alice Harford: I do love you and you know there is something very important we need to do as soon as possible.
- Dr. Bill Harford: What's that?
- Alice Harford: Fuck.”
Tom Cruise - Dr. William Harford
Nicole Kidman - Alice Harford

“- Erin: It's just sex. You have the whole rest of your life to be monogamous.
- Carter: That's just it Erin. I'm ready for the whole rest of my life to begin. I want to be in love with the next person I sleep with. I was the next person I sleep with to be the last person I sleep with.
- Erin: No guy hopes for that.”
Vanessa Marcil - Erin
Sean O'Bryan - Carter

“The words go together: champion and pussy. Champion, pussy. Just think about it. It's a natural.”
Woody Harrelson - Vince Boudreau

- Keller Coleman: Do you know what people mean when they say "safe sex"?
- Keller's Grandfather: Keller, at my age there ain't no such thing. I could keel over right in the middle of it. At my age you don't worry about catchin' somethin'. You worry about finishing up in one piece.
Breckin Meyer - Keller Coleman
Wayne Tippit - Keller's Grandfather

“- Sondra Dorio: I'm sorry. Class was really, really, really late.
- Casey Heinz: What class is that? Advanced cunnilingus for the single woman or C.P.R. for pleasure and gain?”
Lesley Ann Warren - Sondra
Kevin J. O'Connor - Casey

“- Holly So Tightly: I hope you don't mind me using you like a hapless sack of meat. But you know, sometimes a girl just gotta have it.
- Dirt Merchant: Yeah, no problem, I guess...”

Jenna Jameson - Holly So Tightly
Danny Masterson - Dirt Merchant

“- Dr. David Marrow: What do we all need in life? What are the basics? Food, water, shelter...
- Theo: ...Sex.”
Liam Neeson - Dr. David Marrow
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Theo

“- Sandy: Oh, my... that kind of evening?
- Lauren: Well, not the kind you're used to; no money changed hands!”

Bette Midler - Sandy
Shelley Lee Long - Lauren

“That's your happiness and my hap-penis.”

Marlon Brando - Paul

“- Ajax: One thing we might get out of Cyrus’ little get together is meeting some strange wool. I wouldn’t mind laying a little something down on the way back.
- Vermin: You got a one-track brain, you know that?
- Ajax: What’s the matter, you goin’ faggot?”
Terry Michos - Vermin
James Remar - Ajax

“- Big Time Willie: Do you know how to spell pussy?
- Coleman 'Booger' Sykes: I know! P-U...
- Big Time Willie: ...H-I-V.”
Roger Guenveur Smith - Big Time Willie
Hill Harper - Coleman 'Booger' Sykes

“Hey baby, why don't ya come on over to my pad. We'll have a scotch and sofa.”
Bruce Campbell - Renaldo 'The Heel'

“There is love and there is sex and sex is entertainment, like football.”
Juliette Binoche - Tereza

“- Paulette: After a man makes love to me, he just goes wild from happiness.
- Charlie Chaplin: I am happy.
- Paulette: Then tell me when you get sad, because I don't want to be around.”

Diane Lane - Paulette Goddard
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin

“- Matthew: I don't have relationships.
- Peg: So you just love 'em and leave 'em?
- Matthew: I don't love anybody.
- Peg: So what, you just have a girl?
- Matthew: I take what I can get. Now, if you're thru talkin', you wanna go out back and fuck?”
Martin Donovan - Matthew Slaughter
Edie Falco - Peg Coughlin

“- Lawrence Jamieson: Do you ever have a single thought that originates from above the waist?
- Freddy Benson: No!”
Sir Michael Caine - Lawrence Jamieson
Steve Martin - Freddy Benson

“- Peter McGowan: You know, to me sex education was always missing the answer to that key question, which was, yeah, how do I get me some? O-B-G-Y-N. What kind of acronym is that? Oh-bee guy'n. It's not really imaginative, I mean, you should come up with something that spells vagina - Vaginal Association of Gynecological Interns Navigating...
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Sir Kenneth Branagh - Peter McGowan
Robin Wright - Melanie McGowen

“I just love a man who gives you head - and lets you keep it!”

Angie Everhart - Lilith

“- Stuart: Why didn't you just fuck her?
- Eddy: Yeah, right!
- Stuart: Eddy, the girl was ripping your pants off with her teeth. She's in the perfect position, at least get a blowjob!”
Stephen Baldwin - Stuart
Josh Charles - Eddy

“- Pamela Courson: You actually put your dick in this woman?
- Jim Morrison: Well... sometimes, yeah.”

Meg Ryan - Pamela Courson
Val Kilmer - Jim Morrison

“- Jackson 'Jack' Durant: What time did they leave?
- Layton: Right after you passed out, sir.
- Jackson 'Jack' Durant: Well, I hope you took over my duties as host, Layton.
- Layton: Yes sir, I took the big blonde home.”
Warner Baxter - Jackson 'Jack' Durant
Charles Butterworth - Layton

“- Sarah Norton: Have you thought about going to bed with me?
- Ashley St. Clair: Yes.
- Sarah Norton: Let's.
- Ashley St. Clair: Obviously, no.
- Sarah Norton: Why? Is it because you think I'm a virgin? Because if you think I am...
- Ashley St. Clair: You are.
- Sarah Norton: I am.”
Tatum O'Neal - Sarah Norton
Richard Burton - Ashley St. Clair

“It's really important there be more group social life. Not just all this ferocious pairing off.”
Kate Beckinsale - Charlotte