Sex quotes
2076 sex quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Heathers
- From the movie: That Night
“- Mickey Meyer: That's it! I'm never doing it, nobody's touching mine!
- Barbara: Don't you want to have a baby?
- Mickey Meyer: I'll buy one.” - From the movie: From Hell
“You do not fuck with the special branch, the special branch fucks with you.”
- From the movie: Quills
“These chastity vows of yours. How strict are they? Suppose you only put it in her mouth?”
- From the movie: Not Another Teen Movie
“- Catherine Wyler: Can I ask you a question? Why is it then whenever I tell a guy to put it wherever they want, they always stick it in my ass?
- Malik: Damn.
- Jake Wyler: That's way too much information for me, Catherine.
- Catherine Wyler: Oh no Jake. Way too much information would be telling you that whenever they're done I always take a...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Reality Bites
“Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.”
- From the movie: Compromising Positions
- From the movie: Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
“- Romy White: Swear to God, sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
- Michele Weinberger: Do you want to try to have sex sometime just to see if we are?
- Romy White: What? Yeah, right, Michelle. Just the idea of having sex with another woman creeps me out. But if we're not married by the time we're 30, ask me again.” - From the movie: National Lampoon's Senior Trip
“Wouldn't it be cool to screw in the principal's bedroom?”
- From the movie: Ninotchka
“Love is a romantic designation for a most ordinary biological - or, shall we say, chemical - process. A lot of nonsense is talked and written about it.”
- From the movie: What Planet Are You From?
“You're marrying a woman you've never had sex with? Are you insane? Didn't you see 'The Crying Game'? You think she's got the goods under her skirt, you lift it up, it's Oscar Mayer time!”
- From the movie: Can't Stop the Music
“- Lulu Brecht: Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes.
- Samantha: Tacky.” - From the movie: Never Talk to Strangers
“I think sex is overrated, Dr. Taylor. Don't you? No, I guess not. You'd be out of a job, wouldn't you?”
- From the movie: The Ninth Gate
“- Liana Telfer: Don't fuck with me!
- Dean Corso: I thought I already did.” - From the movie: Trick
“- Gabriel: What about the sex?
- Mark: ...What kind of a girl do you think I am?” - From the movie: Beautiful Girls
- From the movie: Black Knight
- From the movie: Betsy's Wedding
I'm gonna give you a little advice about life. You follow this and you won't be sorry. "Don't screw with your brains, don't think with your dick". That's from the heart.
- From the movie: The Sum of Us
“Life would be pretty shitty without plumbing.”
- From the movie: Diabolique
“Frankly, I didn't have to get married to have lousy sex.”
- From the movie: Neighbors
“I was real friendly with a boy named Earl once, well, twice really.”
- From the movie: The Other Sister
“- Carla Tate: I wonder who thought up sex in the first place, Danny?
- Daniel McMann: I think it was Madonna, actually.” - From the movie: Beverly Hills Cop
“Billy, you know, you don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. Your dick is supposed to get hard. See? That's the whole object of this. Taggart's dick is hard, but he won't let you know 'cause he's the boss. Boss' dick got to stay limp, right? See, I ain't on duty so my dick can be hard.”
- From the movie: The Lonely Guy
“- Larry: Oh, I hate these places. Don't you? It's like, most of these guys are just here for one thing. I guess I want to meet someone I can talk to, just get to know. And go to dinners with, and museums, art galleries. I think what I'm looking for is more of a real relationship.
- Girl in Bar: Oh, that's great, Larry. But I just came here to...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise
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