Sex quotes
2076 sex quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: True Romance
“I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis.”
- From the movie: Dressed to Kill
“- Kate Miller: Do you find me attractive?
- Doctor Robert Elliott: Of course.
- Kate Miller: Would you want to sleep with me?
- Doctor Robert Elliott: Yes.
- Kate Miller: Then why don't you?
- Doctor Robert Elliott: Because I love my wife, and sleeping with you isn't worth jeopardizing my marriage. Is it worth it to you?
- Kate Miller: I don't...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Bullets Over Broadway
“- Sheldon Flender: Quantity affects quality!
- David Shayne: Says who?
- Sheldon Flender: Karl Marx!
- Rita: Oh, so now we're talking economics.
- Sheldon Flender: Sex is economics!” - From the movie: What Planet Are You From?
“This planet is 4 solar systems from our own, across the Sea of Bel, at a fixed position of 13-6-90 on sub-center grid 10. It is a solid rich mass, with a dense core of magnetic metallic liquid. The atmosphere is composed of nitrogen, oxygen, and carbon, in amounts 78, 21, and 1% by volume. This is our target. This is Earth. And this is where one...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Beautiful Thing
“- Ste Pearce: You cannot transmit the HIV virus by frottage. What's frottage?
- Jamie Gangel: It's yogurt. It's French.” - From the movie: Meet the Feebles
“Sodomy, you make think it really odd of me
But I enjoy the act of sodomy
You may call the wrath of God on me
But if you tried it then you might agree
That you enjoy the act of sodomy.” - From the movie: The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas
“I'm not some sort of friendly cartoon Genie. And that is not a bottle, it is a spacecraft. I'm of a highly evolved alien species. I don't do funny voices, I don't sing catchy songs and I do not posess a magic carpet for your big bloated behinds to float upon! I'm here to observe your species mating rituals. Ok, Dum-Dums?”
- From the movie: Analyze This
“- Dr. Ben Sobel: I have to say, not being able to perform three or four times...
- Paul Vitti: Eight times.
- Dr. Ben Sobel: ...eight times, is not catastrophic.” - From the movie: Oscar
“- Lisa Provolone: I want Oscar.
- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: I want him more than you do. But he's on the lam and Anthony's taking the rap for him.
- Lisa Provolone: Thank you very much. Whatever happened to love? Whatever happened to romance?
- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: Whatever happened to waiting till the wedding night?” - From the movie: The Other Sister
“Mom, is this a sex talk?!”
- From the movie: Folks!
“- Jon: Did you say I have only one testicle?
- Dr. Aviano: That's right.
- Jon: Nope, nope. Oh no!
- Dr. Aviano: Don't be upset, one is all you need. The other is just sort of a back up. It won't affect your sex life.” - From the movie: Neon Maniacs
- From the TV Series: Friends
- From the movie: Disclosure
“Tommy, you've seen more ass than a rental car, my friend.”
- From the movie: There's Something About Mary
- From the movie: The Ref
“- Lloyd: Caroline? Why don't you eat something?
- Caroline: Loyd? Why don't you eat me?
- Connie: Kids, go to into the den. This not a conversation for children.
- Rose: It is not an apprioprate conversation for adults either.” - From the movie: Three Kings
“Why don't you find her someone she can fuck so she'll leave my escort alone?”
- From the movie: House Arrest
“I'm always getting standing ovations, especially in bed!”
- From the movie: Four Weddings and a Funeral
“- Carrie: Just before I go, when were you thinking of announcing the engagement?
- Charles: Uhh... I'm sorry, whose engagement?
- Carrie: Ours. I assumed, since we slept together, that we would be getting married. What did you think?” - From the movie: A Fish Called Wanda
“- Wanda Gershwitz: You just wanted to get me into bed.
- Archie Leach: I fell in love with you.
- Wanda Gershwitz: How come you dumped me then.
- Archie Leach: I wasn't rich enough, remember.” - From the movie: Picture Perfect
“That was impressive, I have to tell you. I... I could hardly keep my legs together.”
- From the movie: Jeffrey
“I will find a substitute for sex. Sex Lite. Sex Helper. I Can't Believe It's Not Sex!”
- From the movie: Sneakers
“- Dr. Gunter Janek: I'm sorry. It's just, I have this work.
- Dr. Elena Rhyzkov: I'll give you something to work, baby!
- Dr. Gunter Janek: Ok. Just for a little while.” - From the movie: Tightrope
“- Gay Boy: Want some honey?
- Wes Block: I don't eat sweets.” - From the movie: Mafia!
“I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas.”
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