Sex quotes

- Silver: I'm in a "can't keep my hands off him" phase.
- Cay Rivvers: Did you invite me over to, ah, watch the show?
Andra Akers - Silver
Patricia Charbonneau - Cay Rivvers

- Alison Bradbury: You didn't sleep with her?
- Walter "Gib" Gibson: Still seeing Jason?
- Alison Bradbury: Broke up.
- Walter "Gib" Gibson: That's too bad.
- Alison Bradbury: You didn't sleep with her.
- Walter "Gib" Gibson: Wasn't my type.
Daphne Zuniga - Alison Bradbury
John Cusack - Walter "Gib" Gibson

“- Louis Corsican: The Evil Fuckaire - he's trisexual!
- Lucian Corsican:: Trisexual?
- Louis Corsican: Yeah, he'll try anything: men, women, goats, chickens, dogs, mud... anything!”
Cheech Marin - Louis Corsican
Tommy Chong - Lucian Corsican

“- Dave: You don't look at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire, do ya?
- Kevin: What happens if you're poking the mantle piece?”
James D. White - Dave
Tim Harris - Kevin

“- Muriel: How's my little boy? Getting along ok, sweetie?
- Rocco: As well as a heterosexual can in prison. I don't know how much longer I can take it. How's Tanya?
- Muriel: Tanya's the same. Milky, creamy skin, pouting red lips, firm buttocks, ample breasts, ears you want to stick your tongue into.
- Rocco: Ma, please. I'm gonna get guy cramps...” (continue)(continue reading)

Kathleen Freeman - Muriel
Fred Ward - Rocco

- Evelyn Ames: You look like someone who can take care of herself. Buy some condoms. Don't feel bad. He probably really likes you. If you can just... enjoy yourself with him like he's enjoying himself with you. That's what I do. I'm in it for the "endolphin" rush.
- Suzanne Vale: Endorphin.
- Evelyn Ames: Whatever.

Annette Bening - Evelyn Ames
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

“- Leslie Hunter: How's Howie?
- Wendy Beamish: Oh well, I wouldn't say my father's trying to bribe me, but he did offer me a Chrysler Lebaron convertible if I get engaged to Howie.
- Jules: Have you fucked him yet?
- Wendy Beamish: Jules!... God.
- Jules: Listen... get the car, fuck him, and if you don't like him, break the engagement... and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ally Sheedy - Leslie Hunter
Mare Winningham - Wendy Beamish
Demi Moore - Jules

“- Ashtray: Oooh, girl, you so tight!
- Dashiki: Wrong hole, fool!”
Shawn Wayans - Ashtray
Tracey Cherelle Jones - Dashiki

“- Polinsky: Has anyone ever told you about the birds and the bees?
- Lenny: Yeah, we learned about it in biology. Bees sting and birds crap on your head.”
Richard V. Licata - Mort Polinsky
Ryan Merriman - Lenny Levine

“- Church Lady #1: How dare you give up sex when there are children in Europe who can't get a date?
- Church Lady #2: There is only one real blasphemy - the refusal of joy! Of a corsage and a kiss!”
Mary Bond Davis - Church Lady #1
Lenka Peterson - Church Lady #2

“I've never tried it that way before. No, no, I'm not worried, it's just that I've never tried it in that position before. It's all new to me. I know you have to wet it before you put it in. Well, you have to or it could break off. How far? I don't know how far? All the way, I suppose. I know you have to keep wiggling it to get all the hairs off...” (continue)(continue reading)

Kyle T. Heffner - Richard

“- Austin: Let me ask you a question. And be honest. Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Do I make you randy?
- Ivana: No more games. Dr. Evil sent me here to kill you, but I find you so... sexy! Just make love to me. Now, Austin Powervich! Hurry! Oh, you are hairy like animal!
- Austin: Grr, baby! Very grr!
- Ivana: Make love to me, monkey man!”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Kristen Johnston - Ivana Humpalot

“If you caught gonorrhea, I'll kill you... I'm wearing too many clothes.”

Sean Young - Susan Atwell

“I think next week I'll be able to send more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty has promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin.”

Frances E. Williams - Grandma Johnson

“My work here is done. Time for the ritualistic sex!”
Vivica A. Fox - Debi LeCure

“- Dr. Parker: [about to give Binky Shelton a shot] Don't worry, it will only take one little prick.
- Binky Shelton: That's what got me into this trouble in the first place!”
Roy Brocksmith - Dr. Parker
Deborah Rush - Binky Shelton

“- Sarah: Ginger! There's a guy and a girl in the bathroom together.
- Ginger: Yeah?
- Sarah: And they're doing it!
- Ginger: How do you know?
- Sarah: I saw them.
- Ginger: Well, maybe they're washing each others' backs.”
Debra Blee - Sarah
Val Kline - Ginger

“If I don't touch you soon I'll go out of my mind.”

Burt Reynolds - Phil Potter

“Now for years and years and years people in my hometown were telling me I was a freak because of my sexual orientation, until I came to San Francisco, and I found a community of freaks just like me. We stood together. We stood together! And it took a long time. But we finally forced this one tiny spot of the universe, the Castro, to realise that...” (continue)(continue reading)
Donal Logue - Bobbi Campbell

“I think that the reason why you're so good in bed is because you just plain try harder. I mean, baby, you put in an eight hour day in fifteen minutes!”

Sheila Anderson - Exotic Dancer

“- Matthew Hollis: Last night never happened.
- Jennifer Lyons: I know. I was there when it didn't.”
Sir Michael Caine - Matthew Hollis
Michelle Johnson - Jennifer Lyons

“- Grover: Gotta go sleep with a freshman.
- Max: Yeah, me too.”
Josh Hamilton - Grover
Chris Eigeman - Max

“You stick your dick in my mouth and now you get an attack of morality?”

Demi Moore - Meredith Johnson

“- Doreen: Were the handcuffs totally necessary, officer?
- Cop #1: Well, actually, that was your husband's idea.”
Kevin McDonald - Doreen
Mark McKinney - Cop #1

“You won't fuck me and I always have to drive.”

Kelly Lynch - Dianne