Sex quotes

“- Major Anya Amasova: But James, what will our superiors say?
- James Bond: They're never going to know.”

Barbara Bach - Major Anya Amasova
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“I do not do animal acts. I do not do S&M or any variations of that particular bent, no water sports either. I will not shave my pussy, no fistfucking and absolutely no coming in my face. I get $2000 a day and I do not work without a contract.”
Melanie Griffith - Holly Body

“- Samantha Belmont: Did you make it with him last night?
- Regina Belmont: Who?
- Samantha Belmont: The good humor man, who do you think?
- Regina Belmont: Geez, is that what's bugging you?
- Samantha Belmont: That's no answer, man!
- Regina Belmont: No I didn't make it with him last night.”
Kelli Maroney - Samantha Belmont
Catherine Mary Stewart - Regina Belmont

“- Watts: It must be a drag to be a slave to the male sex drive.
- Keith Nelson: It's not just sex.
- Watts: Oh, you want to start a book club with her?”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Watts
Eric Stoltz - Keith Nelson

“- Polly Franklin: But what's it like when you're with someone else?
- Bill the Photographer: Okay, if I tell you will you call your parents, tell them where you are?
- Polly Franklin: Okay.
- Bill the Photographer: What's the number?
- Polly Franklin: Tell me first.
- Bill the Photographer: Okay... here it is, exquisite relief from torture.”

Maddie Corman - Polly Franklin
Terry Kinney - Bill the Photographer

“- Boxman: Preflight, kid: money?
- Lt. (j.g.) Jack 'Razor' Barlow: Yeah, I got some.
- Boxman: Prophylactics?
- Lt. (j.g.) Jack 'Razor' Barlow: I got two!
- Boxman: Oh yeah? I always carry twenty-six myself… that's not a joke!”

Tom Sizemore - Boxman
Jared Chandler - Lt. (j.g.) Jack 'Razor' Barlow

“- Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber: I don't know! Beth is terrific and everything, but, just, I don't know. I tell you a big part of the problem, though, when you get married. You know, when you're dating, everything is talking about sex. Right? Where can we do it? You know, why can't we do it? Are your parents gonna be out so - so we can do it, you...” (continue)(continue reading)

Daniel Stern - Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber
Steve Guttenberg - Edward 'Eddie' Simmons

“They kissed. She nearly passed out from the rapture of the moment... but Swift, familiar with this reaction from past encounters, gathered her in his arms as her body went limp, and carried her into his bedroom.”

Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood

“Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.”

R. Lee Ermey - Gny. Sgt. Hartman

“- George Fields: Julie thinks your gay?
- Michael Dorsey: No, my friend Sandy.
- George Fields: Sleep with her, and she'll...
- Michael Dorsey: I slept with her once she's still thinks I'm gay!
- George Fields: Oh... that's no good, Michael.”
Sydney Pollack - George Fields
Dustin Hoffman - Michael Dorsey

- Ilene: What do you miss most about sex?
- Stacy: I miss falling asleep with someone's arms around me. And the feeling of, mm...
- Ilene: Orgasm? I love orgasms.
- Stacy: I'm sick of my "mighty intruder" vibrator with the flexible shaft and the textured head.
Mary Gross - Ilene
Lea Thompson - Stacy

“- Mr. Liggett: Lightman, maybe you could tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex.
- David Lightman: Umm... Your wife?
- Mr. Liggett: Get out, Lightman. Get out.”

Alan Blumenfeld - Mr. Liggett
Matthew Broderick - David

“- Carrie: That was great! I want to jump something else! I want to jump a car, or a house, I wanna jump something!
- Bandit: Then jump me!”

Sally Field - Carrie
Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“- Peggy Sue: We had one glorious night together, someday you'll remember and write about it.
- Michael Fitzsimmons: Yeah, I can dig that. Bittersweet perfection. Dogs of lust on leashes of memory.”
Kathleen Turner - Peggy Sue
Kevin J. O'Connor - Michael Fitzsimmons

“She's the most used piece of equipment in the gym.”

Kenny Griswold - Kenny

“Civilization and syphilization have advanced together.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Abraham Van Helsing

“- Yang: And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
- Pugsley Addams: Our parents are having a baby, too.
- Wednesday Addams: They had sex.”
Micah Hata - Yang
Jimmy Workman - Pugsley Addams
Christina Ricci - Wednesday Addams

“- Vada Sultenfuss: Shelly's already told me all about sex.
- Harry Sultenfuss: She told me too. I mean, she told me she told you about sex. I - I personally knew about sex long before I met Shelly.
- Vada Sultenfuss: I figured you did.”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Dan Aykroyd - Harry Sultenfuss

“- Dollbody Kid: What's your rush, dollbody? What do you say we slip in the back seat, and make a man out of me?
- Dottie Hinson: What do you say I smack you around for a while?
- Dollbody Kid: Can't we do both?”
Ryan Olsen - Dollbody Kid
Geena Davis - Dottie Hinson

“- Jimmy Reardon: Do you want to give up? Is that what you're trying to tell me?
- Fred Roberts: That's right...
- Jimmy Reardon: Fine. Go to Harvard a virgin! But what are you gonna do when they ask you how many times you've scored? Those ivy league schools send out questionaires on that kinda stuff you know.
- Fred Roberts: I'll lie.”
River Phoenix - Jimmy Reardon
Matthew Perry - Fred Roberts

“- Panic: I've killed about as many dudes as you've boned chicks. You make the call.
- Tyler: That many? Wow.”
Alfonso Ribeiro - Darrel 'Panic' Lumley
Seth Green - Tyler Burns

“- Albert Rosenfeld: Tell me some other things about her.
- Special Agent Dale Cooper: She's in high school. She is sexually active. She is using drugs. She's crying out for help.
- Albert Rosenfeld: Well damn, Cooper, that really narrows it down. You're talking about half the high school girls in America!”

Miguel Ferrer - Albert Rosenfeld
Kyle MacLachlan - Special Agent Dale Cooper

“- Roxie: Let's just go to your place.
- Armand: Really?
- Roxie: Drive fast before I have second thoughts!”
Carole Davis - Roxie
Christopher Maher - Armand

“Sex is kinda like pizza. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.”
Stephen Baldwin - Stuart

“True sex comes from between your ears, not from between your legs.”
Ray Sharkey - Vincent Vacarri