Ugliness quotes

“Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all.”
Johnny Depp

“It's like, extra sad when a hot chick dies. When an ugly chick dies, it's like, their life probably sucked anyway, so it's no big deal.”
Tim Blake Nelson - Peanut Butter

“Sonora, you have to be extremely careful with your appearance. I mean, having no natural beauty of your own you really need to help yourself.”
Kathleen York - Marie

“I am not what you would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless me with... with charm, athletic ability... or a fully functional brain.”
Clint Howard - Paco

“Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the bitch's moustache is so motherfuckin' thick... 'cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfuckin' Bigfoot when I see one! Don't bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus!”

Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“Hey, give people some warning before you stick that face out in public.”
Nick Giannopoulos - Steve Karamitsis

“I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally...” (continue)(continue reading)

Cher - Alexandra Medford

“- Davidge: You saved my life. Why?
- Drac: Maybe I need to look at another face... even one as ugly as yours.
- Davidge: So you still think humans are ugly?
- Drac: Compared to a Drac? Very ugly.”

Dennis Quaid - Davidge
Louis Gossett Jr. - Drac

“- Lady Ascot: Do you know what I fear most?
- Alice: The decline of the aristocracy?
- Lady Ascot: Ugly grandchildren.”
Geraldine James - Lady Ascot
Mia Wasikowska - Alice in Wondeland

“You know when you see a fine hunny in the club, she lookin’ all good and shit under the lights and you start grindin’ on her, then the next day you go to pick her up, you're all happy and shit, but is high noon, she comes outta house and a fucking sea donkey clunks into your car!”
Jamie Foxx - Bunz

“Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.”
Margaret Cho

“Did you see his hair? Motherfucker looks like Predator!”
Vivica A. Fox - Lysterine

“Hate makes you ugly. ”
Miley Cyrus - Miley Stewart

“- Max: You didn't happen to see a fellow brought in here, looks a little bit like me, but he's got a little bit of a sharper chin and higher cheekbones?
- Bartender: So, a better-looking guy?”
Jason Bateman - Max
August Kensington - Bartender

“- Casting Agent: You have a malevolent presence. You are a perfect build. I could see you as Dracula, Frankenstein.
- Tommy Wiseau: I’m not Frankenstein! I am hero.”
Greg Sestero - Casting Agent
James Franco - Tommy

“- Corbaccio: What you need is a good bodyguard.
- Ronald Kornblow: What I need is a good body. The one I've got isn't worth guarding.”
Chico Marx - Corbaccio
Groucho Marx - Kornblow

“- Mr. Smythe: Sir, this lady is my wife. You should be ashamed.
- Ronald Kornblow: If this lady is your wife, you should be ashamed.”
Paul Harvey - Mr. Smythe
Groucho Marx - Kornblow

“- Wednesday Addams: I think that woman is deranged. Her face reminds me of a death mask.
- Uncle Fester: Deranged? Death mask? If you say she has bad breath, I'm hearing wedding bells!”
Chloë Grace Moretz - Wednesday Addams
Nick Kroll - Uncle Fester

“- Ben Daimio: I thought we were supposed to be fighting monsters, not working with them.
- Hellboy: Who are you calling a monster, pal? Have you looked in the mirror recently?”
Daniel Dae Kim - Major Ben Daimio
David Harbour - Hellboy

“- Anne Larson: You're looking wonderfully well. I'm surprised - and pleased.
- Cecile: Why surprised?
- Anne Larson: Well, from Raymond's description, I thought...
- Cecile: Oh, that was in Paris. And in Paris I was worn out from studying.”
Deborah Kerr - Anne Larson
Jean Seberg - Cecile

“- Abigail: I hoped I might be employed here. By you. As something.
- Lady Sarah: A monster for the children to play with, perhaps?”
Emma Stone - Abigail
Rachel Weisz - Lady Sarah

“Look, I know what I am and I know what I'm not. I'm the girl who, you know, gets really good grades and who's not afraid to be funny. And I'm the girl who has a lot of friends who are boys and no boyfriends. I'm not beautiful, ok, and I never will be.”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Rosemary

“You dress him like that just so no one else wants to have sex with him? That's cool.”

Amy Schumer - Amy

“Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible... and completely unfuckable.”
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool

“- Meenah Khan: Have you seen the state of them two? The one with the teeth's got a mustache like Dad.
- Maneer Khan: Tariq looks like Quasimodo.
- Ella Khan: Kids. Were your two like that, Mrs. Shah?
- Mrs. Shah: No. I believe in strict discipline. Especially in a non-Pakistani environment.”

Archie Panjabi - Meenah Khan
Emil Marwa - Maneer Khan
Linda Bassett - Ella Khan
Leena Dhingra - Mrs. Shah