Wine and spirits quotes

“Give me a tall glass of warm gin with a human hair in it.”
Tom Berenger - Rex O'Herlihan

“I don't suppose it's sacrilege to say the wine at St. Vincent's is putrid.”
George A. Romero - Father Howard

“- Gordon Urquhart: I want you to try this Scotch. It's 42 years old.
- Mac MacIntyre: Old enough to be out on its own.”
Denis Lawson - Urquhart
Peter Riegert - Mac

“- Larry Abbot: I'm telling you, I felt a cold, dead body lying beside me in bed. Do you understand?
- Pfister: I feel that every night. Warm brandy helps.”
Gene Wilder - Larry Abbot
Bryan Pringle - Pfister

“When a man is drunk with love, he can't divide his concentration with wine.”
Joseph Schildkraut - Herod

“It's a hard grape to grow, as you know. Right? It's uh, it's thin-skinned, temperamental, ripens early. It's, you know, it's not a survivor like Cabernet, which can just grow anywhere and uh, thrive even when it's neglected. No, Pinot needs constant care and attention.”

Paul Giamatti - Miles

“- Sidney Cochran: Where are you going?
- Diana Barrie: I need another drink. The last one wore off in the lift.”
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Cochran
Maggie Smith - Diana Barrie

“- Jeff Dunham: What's your favorite beer?
- Bubba J.: An open one.
- Jeff Dunham: How do you know when you drink too much?
- Bubba J.: I run out.”
Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - Bubba J.
Jeff Dunham

“- Rita Boyle: You want a Molson?
- Peter Hoskins: You drink Molson?
- Rita Boyle: Uh-huh.
- Peter Hoskins: In your own home?
- Rita Boyle: I've been known to.”
Meg Ryan - Rita Boyle
Alec Baldwin - Peter Hoskins

“Have you been drinking more of that sacramental wine, Father?”
James Coburn - Mr. Crisp

“- Lady Customer: Really? Stomach cramps? But it's such a good buy.
- Paul Bland: Is lighter fluid at three ninety-five a pint but I wouldn't serve it to my dinner guests.”

Lynn Hobart - Lady Customer
Paul Bartel - Paul Bland

“- Dave Whiteman: I thought we weren't going to drink anymore.
- Barbara Whiteman: Well, Dave. Yeah, it's true. I am a vegetarian. But I hear that vodka comes from a potato!”

Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Dave Whiteman
Bette Midler - Barbara Whiteman

“I enjoy making wine, because this sublime nectar is quite simply incapable of lying. Picked too early, picked too late, it matters not.”
Albert Finney - Uncle Henry

“- Strickland: Is that liquor I smell Tannen?
- Biff Tannen: Ahhh, I wouldn't know. I don't know what liquor smells like, because I'm too young to drink it.”
James Tolkan - Strickland
Thomas F. Wilson - Biff Tannen

“Well I'm a nun, not a saint!”

Johanna ter Steege - Sister Wilhelminia

“- James Bond: Miss Kennedy would you get me a medium-dry Vodka Martini?
- Pam Bouvier: Why don't you ask...
- James Bond: Shaken! Not stirred.”
Timothy Dalton - James Bond
Carey Lowell - Pam Bouvier

“I'll have a scotch on the rocks, please. Any scotch will do, as long as it's not a blend, of course. Single malt, Glen Livet, Glen Galley, perhaps, any Glen.”
Jon Favreau - Mike

“Have a mental margarita.”
Julie Brown - Candy Pink

“I would like some wine in a glass, I would not like it in a mug, I would not like it in a jug.”

Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe

“- Paul Tannek: What kinda drugs were you giving out here?
- Chris: Drugs? Man, all we had was beer.
- Paul Tannek: You can't pass out from beer.
- Chris: Yes, you can, if you take something before you drink it!”
Jason Biggs - Paul Tannek
Thomas Sadoski - Chris

“- Alice: That's odd he knew I drank vodka tonics. I never told him.
- Des: It's uncanny.
- Alice: You mean it's a complete cliché? All women recent college graduates drink vodka tonics, or something like that?
- Des: Well, maybe.”
Chloë Sevigny - Alice
Chris Eigeman - Des

“Swell party, where's the whisky?”
John Stanley - Running Buffalo

“The best drink in existance is the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which, is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon... wrapped around a large gold brick.”
Stephen Fry - The Guide

“- Johnny Dangerously: Whatcha cookin' here ma?
- Ma Kelly: Beer.
- Johnny Dangerously: With noodles! Great idea!”

Michael Keaton - Johnny Dangerously
Maureen Stapleton - Ma Kelly

“- Customs Man: Do you have anything to declare?
- Teddy: Two gallons of rum, and a considerable amount of cocaine!”
Robert Easton - Customs Man
Marjoe Gortner - Teddy