Wine and spirits quotes

“- Fatima Blush: How reckless of me. I made you all wet.
- James Bond: Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James.”

Barbara Carrera - Fatima
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond

“- Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade: Thank you Randy. You still with Snowqueen Sugar?
- Randy: Snowflake. How come you always get that wrong?
- Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade: Because it's not important for me to get it right.”

Al Pacino - Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade
Bradley Whitford - Randy

“When I was 8-years-old, I woke up in the middle of the night and found my brother pissing on my typewriter. I decided then and there that there was something wonderful about alcohol.”
David Thewlis - Dan Starkey

“- Stifler's Mom: I got some scotch.
- Finch: Single malt?
- Stifler's Mom: Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.”

Jennifer Coolidge - Stifler's Mom

“If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini.”
Eric Stoltz - Chet

“- Cole Younger: Bob, get me some bandages.
- Jesse James: And some whiskey. I think this time we'll make an exception.”

Scott Caan - Cole Younger
Colin Farrell - Jesse James

“- Dick Pepperfield: Lou, would you mind putting out that cigarette? It's very unprofessional.
- Lou Redwood: No. I like to smoke when I drink. [sips his drink]”
Andrew Daly - Dick Pepperfield
Will Arnett - Lou Redwood

“- Nora Charles: What hit me?
- Nick Charles: The last martini.”

Myrna Loy - Nora Charles
William Powell - Nick Charles

- Lucky Jordan: Don't you know that you shouldn't be drinking at your age?
- Annie ("Ma"): I'd like to be drinking at your age, but time passes.
Alan Ladd - Lucky Jordan
Mabel Paige - Annie ("Ma")

- M: Too many free radicals. That's your problem.
- James Bond: "Free radicals", sir?
- M: Yes. They're toxins that destroy the body and the brain, caused by eating too much red meat and white bread. Too many dry martinis!
- James Bond: Then I shall cut out the white bread, sir.
Edward Fox - M
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond

“- Security Guard: What the hell gets into you people?
- Robert Boyd: Drugs and alcohol.
- Security Guard: I got no problem with that.”

Russell B. McKenzie - Security Guard
Christian Slater - Robert Boyd

“I, myself, subscribe more to the European philosophy of life, my priorities leaning towards wine, women... well, actually, that's about it.”
Jude Law - Alfie

“She's eighteen. In this city that's old enough for a Martini.”

Candice Bergen - Merry Noel Blake

“Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.”
W.C. Fields

“- Friar Tuck: Let us open a bottle and do our best to save each other's souls.
- Azeem: Alas, I am not permitted.
- Friar Tuck: Fine then, you talk, I'll drink.”
Michael McShane - Friar Tuck
Morgan Freeman - Azeem

Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil, ”Sorry”, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
Simon Pegg - Shaun

A Frenchman, a German, and an Irishman go into a saloon and order whiskeys. The drinks arrive and there's a fly in each one. The Frenchman says, "Mon dieu! I can't drink this" The German flicks the fly out of the whiskey and drinks it down. The Irishman grabs the fly. He turns it upside down and he says, "Spit it out! Spit it out!".
David O'Hara - Rock Mullaney

“You know, a lot of little bottles makes a big bottle, Chapy.”
John C. Reilly - Gus Sinski

“The Congressman has never been to rehab. They don't serve whisky at rehab.”
Shiri Appleby - Jailbait - Charlie's Angels

- Wolverine: Got any beer?
- Bobby Drake: This is a school.
- Wolverine: So that's a "no"?
- Bobby Drake: Yeah, that's a "no".
- Wolverine: Got anything other than chocolate milk?
Hugh Jackman - Wolverine
Shawn Ashmore - Bobby Drake

“- James Bond: Vodka-martini.
- Bartender: Shaken or stirred?
- James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?”

Daniel Craig - James Bond
Dusan Pelech - Bartender

“I don't think I smell like a brewery. I was drinking Scotch.”
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“- Turkish waiter: Your order sir?
- Woody Wilkins: I'll have one of those.
- Turkish waiter: One Istanbul Express.
- Woody Wilkins: Yes. A double.
- Turkish waiter: A double? Nobody orders the double, sir!
- Woody Wilkins: Okay. Make it a triple.”
Michael Crawford - Woody Wilkins

“- Joan: Give me a gin and tonic.
- Mother Malone: Last call was ten minutes ago.
- Joan: Give me a gin and tonic or I will kill you.
- Mother Malone: Just one.”
Elizabeth Perkins - Joan
Michael Alldredge - Mother Malone

“Listen. If we can't break the ice, how 'bout we drown it?”

Paul Bettany - Charles