Wine and spirits quotes

“- Nehemiah Slade, Able Seaman: Never met a dead man that bought me a drink.
- Joe Plaice, Able Seaman: And I never met a live one that you bought one for, neither.”
Alex Palmer - Nehemiah Slade, Able Seaman
George Innes - Joe Plaice, Able Seaman

“- Juice: You're in a lot of trouble today little man.
- Carl Quigley: Yes, because today I have been drinking vodka.”
Tone Loc - Juice
Miguel Ferrer - Quigley

“When a man says no to champagne, he says no to life.”
Pierre Segui - Julien

“- Bryon Douglas: What about the rules?
- Charlie Woods: There ain't no rules. There ain't no fuckin' rules.”

Craig Sheffer - Bryon Douglas
Morgan Freeman - Charlie Woods

“Some people like cheap wine and valium. Other people like swans with zesty take-out!”
Mariah Carey - Raychel

“- Richard Rich Sr.: Well, that's it, honey. We're out of Perrier, the caviar's gone, and there's no more melba toast. The only thing we've got left is a bottle of Dom.
- Regina Rich: And this little pack of Bubblicious. Richie's favorite. He's only twelve years old, Richard. He's just a boy...”

Edward Herrmann - Richard Rich
Christine Ebersole - Regina Rich

“You can have any brew you want... as long as it's a Corona.”
Vin Diesel - Dominic Toretto

“Stay away from ginger ale and tequila. It's a bitch!”
Keanu Reeves - Winston Connelly

“- Nick Frescia: Generally I recommend my men stay away from vodka, and stick with scotch and bourbon.
- Jo Ann: Why is that?
- Nick Frescia: So the brass will know they're drunk and not stupid.”
Kurt Russell - Frescia
Michelle Pfeiffer - Jo Ann

“- Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
- Elizabeth Swann: One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you really think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?
- Jack Sparrow: But why is...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Keira Knightley - Elizabeth Swann

“- Tommy Lee: I didn't want to fight.
- Alex Grady: All I wanted was a beer. Shit happens.”

Phillip Rhee - Tommy Lee
Eric Roberts - Alex Grady

- Poppy: Is your name Chinese or English?
- "Mother" Gin Sling: Indeed Gin Sling is English. It's a nickname as common in this part of the world as the drink sold over the counter.
Gene Tierney - Poppy
Ona Munson - "Mother" Gin Sling

“- Terry Brogan: So what is it you don't like exactly, football players, tacos, or beer?
- Jessie Wyler: I like tacos and beer.”
Jeff Bridges - Terry Brogan
Rachel Ward - Jessie Wyler

“- Gaston Monescu: If Casanova suddenly turned out to be Romeo having supper with Juliet, who might become Cleopatra, how would you start?
- Waiter in Venice: I would start with cocktails.”
Herbert Marshall - Gaston Monescu
George Humbert - Waiter in Venice

“- Quint: I've learned to appreciate the finer things in life. I even travel with my own wine. You never know the quality you may encounter at a soiree.
- Fran: [smells the wine and coughs] Very classy.
- Quint: [takes a swig out of the wine bottle] Mm-hmm. I'm into class. It's my new thing.”
Cort McCown - Quint
Ami Dolenz - Fran

“- Casper: How did she smell? Did her puss stink?
- Telly: Take a whiff.
[Telly holds up his fingers and Casper smells them]
- Casper: Mmmmm. Butterscotch, yo. That's the best.”
Justin Pierce - Casper

“There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”
Bette Davis - Kit Marlowe

“Interesting problem in chemistry: sweet wine always turns women sour.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“- Owen O'Malley: Sadie, get me a bottle of gin. I've only got an hour to live.
- Sadie: I wish that were true.”
Roscoe Karns - Owen O'Malley
Dale Fuller - Sadie

“That was the real stuff! That was wine!”

Rene Auberjonois - The Skull

“- Patsy: Hey, Noodles, get a load of this... Hey, scotch heating!
- Cockeye: Yeah, a buck a cup.
- Noodles: A buck a cup?
- Max: Yeah!
- Noodles: How much's it cost us?
- Max: Costing us? A dime, including overhead!”
James Hayden - Patsy
William Forsythe - Cockeye
Robert De Niro - Noodles
James Woods - Max

“- Natasha: Wouldn't you two rather drink good Soviet vodka?
- Arkady Renko: No, Natasha, wicked French wine will do.”

Tusse Silberg - Natasha
William Hurt - Arkady Renko

“How you supposed to run a successful business, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor! You ain't representing! You ain't keepin' it real!”
Orlando Jones - Daryl Chase

“You look wonderful! Well, sherry requires a certain effort, doesn't it?”

Janet Margolin - Ellie Fabian

“I never drink... wine. I do not smoke... shit.”
George Hamilton - Dracula