Wine and spirits quotes

“- Nora Charles: I got rid of all those reporters.
- Nick Charles: What did you tell them?
- Nora Charles: I told them we were out of scotch.
- Nick Charles: What a gruesome thought!”
Myrna Loy - Nora Charles
William Powell - Nick Charles

“I can always go back to whiskey, it's been very good to me.”
Paul Newman - Fast Eddie Felson

“You know, when you... when you live a good life... like a saint... and then you die, that must be what they make you to drink in paradise.”

Meryl Streep - Sophie

“Creedy's own black label. Aged two weeks in a steel barrel. Now, the secret's swallowing fast. That way it only burns your stomach and not your throat.”

Gerard Butler - Creedy

“- Nellie Kelly: There's nothing like a darn good cry, is there?
- Michael Noonan: There's whiskey.”
Judy Garland - Nellie Kelly
Charles Winninger - Michael Noonan

“Maybe I should just pick up that bottle and veg out with you, ignore everything going on around me by getting good and loaded.”
Heather Langenkamp - Nancy Thompson

“- Abby Brewster: The gentleman died because he drank some wine with poison in it.
- Mortimer Brewster: How did the poison get in the wine?
- Martha Brewster: We put in wine because it's less noticeable. When it's in tea it has a distinct odor.”
Josephine Hull - Abby Brewster
Cary Grant - Mortimer Brewster
Jean Adair - Martha Brewster

“Somebody need to give that brother a shot of cognac or something cause for the past four years he bet classic.”
Omar J. Dorsey - James

“- McDermott: It's brandy. Good for the heart.
- Sarah: Shit for the heart and it eats up your liver.”

Jarlath Conroy - McDermott
Lori Cardille - Sarah

“- Jessie Wyler: Would you like a drink?
- Terry Brogan: Alright, that'd be great.
- Jessie Wyler: Is tequila okay?”
Rachel Ward - Jessie Wyler
Jeff Bridges - Terry Brogan

“- Sylvia Fonda: A toast. To Dom Perignon and the World Cup.
- Harkin: Who's he?
- Sylvia Fonda: A famous French skier.”
Shannon Tweed - Sylvia Fonda
Patrick Houser - Harkin

“- Nick Kudrow: I asked you not to handle the wine, please!
Art Jeffries: You know, it's good to see you've got your priorities in order. That's better. You're not worried about murdering a nine year-old boy but you're worried about this fuckin' wine!”
Alec Baldwin - Nick Kudrow
Bruce Willis - Art Jeffries

“- Bung: Do I detect the unmistakable tang of Ye Olde Tiger?
- Harry: Bung, you could sniff out a can of beer from half a mile away.
- Bung: Just one of my many talents.”
John Hargreaves - Bung
Graham Kennedy - Harry

“Always remember the wine from the even numbered years is superior to the wine from the odd numbered years.”
Will Smith - Paul

“- Lindy: I saw you this afternoon. Gone up the rock with a baby in a backpack. Carried a six-pack; I thought you were cracked!
- Greg Lowe: It's bloody thirsty work climbing.
- Michael: You know Greg, the worst thing for a thirst is alcohol.
- Greg Lowe: Aw, you gotta be jokin' mate, the worst thing for a thirst is sand!”
Meryl Streep - Lindy
Bill McCluskey - Greg Lowe
Sam Neill - Michael

“- Vic: You're a weak man.
- Tommy: Yeah, I know. That's why I drink it straight. The ice cubes are too heavy.”

Steven Randazzo - Vic
Steve Buscemi - Tommy

“- Jack Butler: [Enters scene revving chainsaw] How ya doin'. You must be Ron Richardson. I'm - Jack Butler, nice to meetcha.
- Ron Richardson: Pleased to meet you.
- Jack Butler: Huh?
- Ron Richardson: I say I'm pleased...
- [Jack Turns chainsaw off]
- Ron Richardson: ...to meet you. I'm just waiting for Caroline.
- Jack Butler: Well, uh, you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael Keaton - Jack
Martin Mull - Ron

“- O.T.: Beer is like... fucking great, you know?
- Spring Break Student: Welcome to Florida.”
Steve Bassett - O.T.
Johnny Ray Gibbs - Spring Break Student

“Mmm, maybe I misjudged Stromberg. Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.”
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“- Customs Officer: Do you have a drinking problem, Mr Brown?
- Jamie Shannon: I thought there might be a problem with the water.”

Olu Jacobs - Customs Officer
Christopher Walken - Jamie Shannon

“- Bo: Anybody on this bus got a college education?
- Lily Ramsey: I do; just graduated in June.
- Bo: Good. Then you can get up and get us a beer.”

Bee Spears - Bo
Amy Irving - Lily Ramsey

- Eddie Lampell: The key to pleasing a woman is sweet talk. "You're so beautiful. Have you lost weight? And then there are the three words that always seal the deal for me...".
- Chase Hammond: "Another tequila shot?".
Jordan Bridges - Eddie Lampell
Adrian Grenier - Chase Hammond

“A little whisky is good for the soul.”
Geraldine Page - Mrs. Ritter

“Well, yeah it doesn’t really allow my dice to roll and by dice I mean testicles. Speaking of testicles, let me get a beer.”
Zach Galifianakis - Luke

“I risked my life, and you give me Light Beer?”
Stephen Furst - Gonzer