Wine and spirits quotes

“- Sweet Daddy Dee: Let's make an analogy here.
- Jeff Dunham: An analogy?
- Sweet Daddy Dee: If we were foods, I would be a fine summer wine that would divine anytime.
- Jeff Dunham: Ah. What about me?
- Sweet Daddy Dee: Every good wine needs a cracker.”
Jeff Dunham - Sweet Daddy Dee
Jeff Dunham - Himself

“- Lu Yan: Innkeeper, more wine!
- Jason Tripitikas: Jeez, Don't you think you've had one too many?
- Lu Yan: Wine is mine inspiration. In some parts, I'm known as the poet [cheers] in other parts, I am known as the beggar.
[when the innkeeper brings the bill, he passes it over to Jason Tripitikas]”
Jackie Chan - Lu Yan
Michael Angarano - Jason Tripitikas

“Hi, I'm Caroline, and I'm not sure if I'm an alcoholic. I mean, I don't really like to drink. For someone my age it's a lot easier to get drugs than it is to get alcohol. I guess I'm angry. I mean, I think I'm really angry about a lot of stuff. I'm just not sure what.”
Erika Christensen - Caroline Wakefield

“- James 'Droz' Andrews: Are we having a party tonight or what?
- Cecilia: Well, there's no publicity, so there's no people; Gutter never showed up, so there's no beer; instruments just blew out, so there's no band; and I think Raji and Deege may be dead.
- James 'Droz' Andrews: Wait a minute... no beer?”
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews
Gale Mayron - Cecilia

“- Rachel Marron: So, can we get you anything?
- Frank Farmer: Yeah, orange juice.
- Rachel Marron: Straight?”
Whitney Houston - Rachel Marron
Kevin Costner - Frank Farmer

“If you're thirsty, a drink will cure it, if you're not, a drink will prevent it. Prevention is better than a cure.”
Alison Eastwood - Mandy Nicholls

“- Dede Truitt: I'd like a Long Island iced tea, please.
- Bill Truitt: Is that a good idea, for the baby?
- Dede Truitt: Oh, please. This baby owes its life to Long Island iced teas, if you know what I mean.”
Christina Ricci - Dede Truitt
Martin Donovan - Bill Truitt

“- Porthos: Champagne?
- Athos: We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos.
- Porthos: You're right - something red.”

Oliver Platt - Porthos
Kiefer Sutherland - Athos

“Man, I know they talking about beer, but I can think of another pair I'd like to grab. My balls.”
David Cross - Ronnie Dobbs

“The important thing is the rhythm. Always have rhythm in your shaking. Now a Manhattan you shake to fox-trot time, a Bronx to two-step time, a Dry Martini you always shake to waltz time.”
William Powell - Nick Charles

“- Porthos: This wine is rejuvenating.
- D'Artagnan: Don't get too rejuvenated.”
Steve Speirs - Porthos
Justin Chambers - D'Artagnan

“My current wine is famous all over the island, Rachel Lynde, as you very well know. And the Reverend Allen himself is not opposed to taking a bit when he comes calling. And as for Christian virtue: making a little wine for a refreshment is far less sinful than meddling in other people's affairs!”
Colleen Dewhurst - Marilla Cuthbert

“- Ben Sanderson: I think when I'm done with this I'll have a gin and tonic.
- L.A. Bartender: Do you know what time it is? You should be drinking coffee. You're a young guy. It's none of my business, but if you could see what I see, you wouldn't be doing this to yourself.”
Nicolas Cage - Ben Sanderson
Graham Beckel - L.A. Bartender

“Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whisky. Whiskey is a slap on the back and champagne's heavey mist before my eyes.”
James Stewart - Macaulay Connor

“- Bartender: What'll it be?
- Pete Sandich: Extra dry vodka martini. Don't forget the olive.
- Ted Baker: Root beer. Don't forget the olive.”
Loren Smothers - Bartender
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Pete Sandich
Brad Johnson - Ted Baker

“- Captain Ron: Hey. Get your hands off that.
- Benjamin Harvey: I was just moving it. I wasn't gonna drink it.
- Captain Ron: You bet your little booty, you wasn't. You want a beer, you get your own beer.”
Kurt Russell - Captain Ron
Benjamin Salisbury - Benjamin Harvey

“- Larry: What you gettin'?
- Frank Pierce: I'm not hungry.
- Larry: Oh yeah, you don't eat food.
- Frank Pierce: I eat, I just haven't had coffee yet.
- Larry: Coffee and whiskey, lucky you ain't dead with that diet.”
John Goodman - Larry
Nicolas Cage - Frank Pierce

“- J.D.: Do you want a drink?
- Judith: Scotch on the rocks.
- J.D.: No problem. You want ice with that?”
Jack Black - J.D.
Amanda Peet - Judith

“- Tom the Bartender: How about a drink? You look like you could use one.
- Paul Hackett: You don't happen to have any powerful aphrodisiacs back there, do you?”
John Heard - Tom the Bartender
Griffin Dunne - Paul Hackett

“Why don't you go back to the vodka bottle you crawled out of?”

Steve Martin - Peter Sanderson

“- Christina Crawford (adult): There's a liquor store to the right.
- Joan Crawford: I should've know you'd know where to find the boys and the booze.”
Diana Scarwid - Christina Crawford (adult)
Faye Dunaway - Joan Crawford

“My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven. This sucks!”

Rick Moranis - Bob McKenzie

“We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!”
Richard R. Grant - Withnail

“I'd rather have a case of the clap than a case of this wine.”
Lloyd Bridges - Vince

“My client feels that it was a combination of liquor and jazz that led to the downfall.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Billy Flynn