Wine and spirits quotes

“- Mr. Bradley: [entering the pub] Is Master Gregory here?
- Barkeep: Partially.”

Kit Harington - Mr. Bradley
Ryan Robbins - Barkeep

“- Bart: A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to die.
- Jim: [eagerly] When?”

Cleavon Little - Bart
Gene Wilder - Jim

“Nothing tastes as good as a free pizza. Now if I could only figure out how to get free beer.”
Sandy Baron - Morty

“- Clinic Barman: Can I get you something, sir?
- James Bond: Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred.”

Victor Schefé - Clinic Barman
Daniel Craig - James Bond

“- Larry: How did they finally get to you?
- Sam: They gave me a grasshopper.
- Larry: What's a grasshopper?
- Sam: Lessee, two parts gin, one part brandy, one part Creme de Menthe...”

Skipp Sudduth - Larry
Robert De Niro - Sam

“- Peter Bretter: Hi, can I have another Bloody Mary, please?
- Female Bartender: You're still working on that one.
- Peter Bretter: It's an anticipatory order.”
Jason Segel - Peter Bretter
Cynthia LaMontagne - Female Bartender

“- Samuel: Still hung over?
- Tristan: Still drunk!”
Henry Thomas - Samuel Ludlow
Brad Pitt - Tristan Ludlow

“- Alcoholic Customer: Do you serve beer or any alcohol?
- Enid: I wish. Actually you wish, after about five minutes of this movie, you're gonna wish you had ten beers.”
Tony Ketcham - Alcoholic Customer
Thora Birch - Enid

“This is a rare vintage from an obscure village in Bordeaux. Rather than crush the grape underfoot, they place the fruit on the belly of a bride, and reap its juices when the young husband steers his vessel into port. Full-bodied flavor, with just a hint of wantonness. Bottoms up.”
Geoffrey Rush - The Marquis de Sade

“- Sissy: I brought ya some coffee.
- Bud: Get me a beer.
- Sissy: Bud, if they smell beer on your breath at work…
- Bud: Just get me a beer!
- Sissy: Yes sir.”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud

“An American without ice in his drink is unthinkable, if not unconstitutional!”
Glenda May Jackson - Isobel von Schmidt

“Forgiveness, is more than saying sorry. To forgive is divine. So let's have a glass of wine. And have make-up sex until the end of time.”

“You can have too much money, you can have too many women, but you can't have too much vodka.”
Joshua Mikel - Drake

“- Engelberg: You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car. It's against the law.
- Coach Morris Buttermaker: So is murder, Engleberg. Now put that back before you get me in real trouble.”
Gary Lee Cavagnaro - Engelberg
Walter Matthau - Coach Morris Buttermaker

“- Man In Black: Beer.
- Odell: What kind?
- Man In Black: Draft. On the rocks.”
John Sayles - Man In Black
Steve James - Odell

“Give me a scotch. I'm starving.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“- Lois Lane: Would you like a glass of wine?
- Superman: Uh, no, no thanks. I never drink when I fly.”
Margot Kidder - Lois Lane
Christopher Reeve - Superman

“Peter, take this suitcase up to the attic, then we can all have ice cream. And bourbon.”
Bebe Neuwirth - Nora Shepherd

“People don't share champagne.”
Alexander Skarsgård - Benji

“We're gonna need champagne for 250 people, and send the stuff that you send to me. Don't send the stuff that I send to other people.”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross

“- Frank Detorre: I feel a little fluey.
- Bob: You know what they say; starve a cold, drown the flu. Your body needs fluids now, lots of 'em.
- Frank Detorre: Is beer fluid?”
Bill Murray - Frank Detorre
Chris Elliott - Bob

“In the next room, gentlemen, is the finest food, drink and pussy in New York at a price.”
Bob Hoskins - Owney Madden

“- Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream?
- Bootstrap Bill: No.
- Jack Sparrow: I thought not. If it were, there'd be rum.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Stellan Skarsgård - Bootstrap Bill

“To open a bottle of '61 Cheval Blanc is enough reason to open a bottle of '61 Cheval Blanc.”
Virginia Madsen - Maya

“- Adam: Kwantsu Dudes!
- Johnny: Wow, they really must like that word.
- Adam: Yeah, it probably means like... free beer, or something.”

Nicolas Cowan - Adam
Ernie Reyes Jr. - Johnny