Wine and spirits quotes

“The nice thing about being rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance.”

Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort

“- Master Gregory: Liquids. Needed to ward off evil spirits.
- Tom Ward: Fermented liquids?
- Master Gregory: Lest I forgot, pick up grease, salt, flour, and bacon.
- Tom Ward: I'm starting to wish I was a sixth son.”

Jeff Bridges - Master Gregory
Ben Barnes - Tom Ward

“- Dottie Hinson: What did you do to her?
- Doris Murphy - 3rd Base: Nothin', we just gave her a dress.
- Mae Mordabito: And a lotta liquor!”

Geena Davis - Dottie Hinson
Rosie O'Donnell - Doris Murphy - 3rd Base
Madonna - Mae Mordabito

“- Howard: Have a drink.
- Michelle: What is it?
- Howard: Technically, it's vodka... it's safe, I distilled it myself.
[Michelle tries some and makes a disgusted face]
- Howard: I just said I distilled it, I didn't say anything about it actually tasting good.”
John Goodman - Howard
Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Michelle

“Curtis: Woodford!
Gerry: Woodford!”

Ryan Reynolds - Curtis
Ben Mendelsohn - Gerry

“The devil with the drink! But I'll be taking it anyhow!”

Charles Bickford - Matt Burke

“Wine is where the devil finds his darlings.”
Penelope Cruz - Pilar Estravados

“- Tom Ward: [sniffs a flask and retches] That is disgusting. What does that kill?
- Master Gregory: [drinks from the flask] Cowardice.”
Ben Barnes - Tom Ward
Jeff Bridges - Master Gregory

“- Gerhard Hardman: It is out of respect for both that I like to keep them separated. To mix your red wine and your white would be to ruin them both.
- Miss Mary Debenham: [pouring her red wine into her white] I like a good rosé.”

Willem Dafoe - Gerhard Hardman
Daisy Ridley - Miss Mary Debenham

“- Andie: So what do you want to drink?
- Duckie: Oh you know, beer, scotch, juice box... whatever.”
Molly Ringwald - Andie
Jon Cryer - Duckie

“- Eli: Two beers.
- Movie Bully: Lite beer?
- Eli: Do I look like a pussy?”
Kevin Pollak - Eli
Aaron Lustig - Movie Bully

“- Lenny Feder: Doctor, wouldn't it be nice if there was a cure for anger?
- Dr. Larry: There is. It's called Jack Daniels.”
Adam Sandler - Lenny Feder
Dennis Dugan - Dr. Larry

“- James Bond: Do you come with the suite?
- Manuela: It depends who's renting it. Vodka Martini? Shaken, not stirred.”
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond
Emily Bolton - Manuela

“- H.I. McDunnough: Need a beer, Glen?
- Glen: Does the Pope wear a funny hat?”
Nicolas Cage - H.I. McDunnough
Sam McMurray - Glen

“- Enid Keese: Vic, what did you say is in a pile driver?
- Vic: Italian Galliano for passion, Irish Mist for love and Russian vodka for endurance.”

Kathryn Walker - Enid Keese
Dan Aykroyd - Vic

“If anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am not drinking any fucking Merlot!”
Paul Giamatti - Miles

“- Hedda Hopper: Drinking alone?
- Dalton Trumbo: Preferably.
- Hedda Hopper: And what are you up to these days?
- Dalton Trumbo: You know, Hedda, another one of these and I just might tell you.
- Hedda Hopper: Oh, then I'm buying.”
Helen Mirren - Hedda Hopper
Bryan Cranston - Dalton Trumbo

“- Miranda Hobbes: Why did we ever stop drinking these?
- Carrie Bradshaw: Because everyone else started!”

Cynthia Nixon - Miranda Hobbes
Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw

“Fact: Alcohol kills brain cells. You lose one more and you're a talking monkey.”

Mark Harmon - Freddy Shoop

“- Back Lack: What a waste of brandy.
- Arthur: But doesn't it make the palace burn well?”
Neil Maskell - Back Lack
Charlie Hunnam - Arthur

“- Pearl Madison: You'll have to forgive Mr. Madison today, he's moving kinda slow. His head's hurting like it's the end of the world.
- Guillermo: You been drinking that cheap ass burgundy, ain't you?”
Don Cheadle - Pearl Madison
Michael Peña - Guillermo

“You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.”
John Barrymore

“- Furious Styles: Why is it that there is a gun shop on almost every corner in this community?
- The Old Man: Why?
- Furious Styles: I'll tell you why. For the same reason that there is a liquor store on almost every corner in the black community. Why? They want us to kill ourselves.”
Laurence Fishburne - Furious Styles
Whitman Mayo - The Old Man

“A Mojito has ice, ice! We're not savages!”
John Turturro - Agent Simmons

“- Kemp: You know what I think? I think we're drinking too much rum.
- Sala: There's no other way.
- Kemp: I'm getting double ashtray, and double salt pot.”
Johnny Depp - Kemp
Michael Rispoli - Sala