Wine and spirits quotes

“Everything’s better with some wine in the Belly.”
Peter Dinklage - Tyrion Lannister

- James Bond: Red wine with fish. Well, that should have told me something.
- Donald "Red" Grant: You may know the right wines, but you're the one on your knees. How does it feel old man?
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond
Robert Shaw - Donald 'Red' Grant

“Pink wine makes me slutty.”
Zooey Deschanel - Jess Day

“I’ll take the strongest drink you have, and also a wine spritzer on the side in case I don’t like it.”
Zooey Deschanel - Jess Day

“- Dutton Peabody: Give me a drink.
- Tom Doniphon: Bar's closed.
- Dutton Peabody: Just a beer!
- Tom Doniphon: The bar's closed.
- Dutton Peabody: A beer's not drinking!”
Edmond O'Brien - Dutton Peabody
John Wayne - Tom Doniphon

“Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.”
Lee Marvin

“I wish I'd had a wife. And a farm. And apple trees, and a cherry tree. And... Maybe some grapes. We should do our own wine: white wine and red wine. When red wine for the winter, and white wine for the summer.”
Franz Rogowski - Waldland

“Gin!... I knew there was something wrong with that guy. I never met a gin drinker yet that you could trust.”
Arthur O'Connell - Parnell Emmett McCarthy

“- Sir Wilfrid: I'd better take that thermos of cocoa with me. It helps me wash down down the pills.
- Miss Plimsoll: Let me see. My learned patient is not above substituting brandy for cocoa.”
Charles Laughton - Sir Wilfrid Roberts
Elsa Lanchester - Miss Plimsoll

“- Rosie: I'm beginning to think my soul mate may actually be carbs.
- Tanya: Then mine must be wine.”
Julie Walters - Rosie
Christine Baranski - Tanya

“- Sarah Brown: That bacardi flavor, it certainly makes a difference, doesn't it?
- Sky Masterson: Oh, yeah. Nine times out of ten.
- Sarah Brown: You know, this would be a wonderful way to get children to drink milk!”
Jean Simmons - Sarah Brown
Marlon Brando - Sky Masterson

“- Ernie Malone: What are you girls made of? What was that?
- Lorelei Lee: Just equal parts of scotch, vodka, brandy, and gin.”
Elliott Reid - Ernie Malone
Marilyn Monroe - Lorelei Lee

“- Mary Kate Danaher: Could you use a little water in your whiskey?
- Michaleen Flynn: When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey; and when I drink water, I drink water.”
Maureen O'Hara - Mary Kate Danaher
Barry Fitzgerald - Michaleen Oge Flynn

“- Cobby: How can things go so wrong? How is it possible? One man killed, two others plugged. I'm out 30 grand. We got a load of rocks we can't even peddle.
- Dix Handley: Quit crying and get me some bourbon.”
Marc Lawrence - Cobby
Sterling Hayden - Dix Handley

“- Birdie: There's a message from the bartender. Does Miss Channing know she ordered domestic gin by mistake?
- Margo: The only thing I ordered by mistake is the guests. They're domestic, too, and they don't care what they drink as long as it burns!”
Thelma Ritter - Birdie Coonan
Bette Davis - Margo Channing

“- General Sternwood: How do you like your brandy, sir?
- Marlowe: In a glass.”
Charles Waldron - General Sternwood
Humphrey Bogart - Philip Marlowe

“- Wick Birnem: Trees and grass and sweet cider, buttermilk and water from that well that's colder than any old...
- Don Birnam: Wait, please! Why this emphasis on liquids? Very dull liquids!”
Phillip Terry - Wick Birnam
Ray Milland - Don Birnam

“There's bars on planes now? This is... Man, I wish my mother was still alive to see this. She was an alcoholic, but a nice one.”
Adam Sandler - Nick Spitz

“Zira, wine is an excellent restorative, I assure you, especially in cases of pregnancy.”
Eric Braeden - Dr. Otto Hasslein

“- Jenny: Mmmmm... Ahh! This one's good. What's it called again?
- Abby: White wine.
- Jenny: I frickin' love it.”
Emily Spivey - Jenny
Amy Poehler - Abby

“I don't drink wine during the day. Not even a little. Otherwise, the rest of the day is an apology.”
Angie Dickinson

“- Customs Officer: How long do you plan to be here?
- Ray Cutler: Three days.
- Customs Officer: Honeymooners?
- Polly Cutler: That's right.
- Customs Officer: That isn't liquor you have in that case under your coat, is it?
- Ray Cutler: Uh, books. I'm going to catch up on my reading.
- Customs Officer: Reading!”
Neil Fitzgerald - Customs Officer
Max Showalter - Ray Cutler

“- Miss Piggy: You mad, impetuous thing, it's champagne!
- Insolent Waiter: Not exactly. Sparkling Muscatel, one of the finest wines of Idaho.”
Frank Oz - Miss Piggy
Steve Martin - Insolent Waiter

“Stay full of this. Leaves no room for the cholera.”

Forrester Harvey - Waddington

“Scotch on the rocks... and I mean ice!”

Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant