Wine and spirits quotes

“- The Frog: Superb.
- Al Said: Wine is wine. I want to buy American air defense protocols.
- The Frog: Why is it terrorists never appreciate Burgundy?”
David Thewlis - The Frog
Khalid Laith - Al Saïd

“My leg was right out in the middle of the street. I remember lying in the gutter and bleeding and shit, staring at my leg, right next to a beer can. And I remember thinking, that's my leg... I wonder if there's any beer in that can.”
Dennis Hopper - Feck

“- Coleman: Would you like a sip of whiskey?
- Billy Ray Valentine: I do not drink, it is against my religion!
- Coleman: Religion is a good thing I say, taken in moderation.”
Denholm Elliott - Coleman
Eddie Murphy - Billy Ray Valentine

“Come on in, I'll put on a pot of Bourbon.”
Shirley MacLaine - Katharine Richelieu

“- Helen Sinclair: Two martinis please, very dry.
- David Shayne: How'd you know what I drank?
- Helen Sinclair: Oh, you want one too? Three.”
Dianne Wiest - Helen Sinclair
John Cusack - David Shayne

“- Porthos: For a chase, the Cardinal recommends his excellent '24 Cabernet. You can't have any, you're too young.
- Athos: Take the reins, boy.”

Oliver Platt - Porthos
Kiefer Sutherland - Athos

“- Mason Woods: Would you like tea or whiskey?
- Justice Dan Snow: Both. No, skip the tea, I don't want to overdo it.”
James Stephens - Mason Woods
Walter Matthau - Dan Snow

“- Frederick Dallas: I'm sure he wouldn't. Not during a tech rehearsal.
- Dotty Otley: Half a chance, he would!
- Brooke Ashton: Would what?
- Lloyd Fellowes: Glck! Glck! Glck!”

Christopher Reeve - Frederick Dallas
Carol Burnett - Dotty Otley
Nicollette Sheridan - Brooke Ashton
Sir Michael Caine - Lloyd Fellowes

“- Jason Tripitikas: He needs wine. It's his elixir.
- Medicine Monk: We will send a walking monk.
- Lu Yan: Don't you have a running monk?”
Michael Angarano - Jason Tripitikas
Wan Zhao Zi - Medicine Monk
Jackie Chan - Lu Yan

“- Sir Mason Harwood: A lawyer friend of mine acts for an estate in Scotland, on the Isle of Skye. His client, an absentee landlord, has recently died, and this lawyer has asked me to dispose of the wine cellar. Legal documents and other data are all in here.
- Margaret Harwood: Oh, thank you, Father! I swear, I won't disappoint you!”
Ian Richardson - Sir Mason Harwood
Penelope Ann Miller - Margaret Harwood

“- Mrs. George: Hey, you guys! Happy hour is from four to six!
- Cady Heron: Um, is there alcohol in this?
- Mrs. George: Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house.”
Amy Poehler - Mrs. George
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron

“- Reggie Barry: Pop quiz, hotshot: You have 10 underage students craving alcoholic beverages in a store containing your high school principal. What do you do? What-do-you-do?
- Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Take out the principal.”
Rob Moore - Reggie Barry
Jeremy Renner - Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino

“- Oliver: He's paying me hourly.
- Vincent: I'm showing him how the world works. You work, you get paid, you drink.
- Maggie: You're drinking alcohol?
- Vincent: ...I honestly don't remember.”
Jaeden Lieberher - Oliver
Bill Murray - Vincent
Melissa McCarthy - Maggie

“- Young Lover at Picnic: Would you care for some wine?
- Dracula: I never drink wine... oh, what the hell. Let me try it.”
Ben Livingston - Young Lover at Picnic
Leslie William Nielsen - Dracula

“I haven't had a drink in a lotta years, but now I'm gonna have me a cold beer.”
Richard Farnsworth - Alvin

“- Alison Bradbury: And you should see the crap he eats! Cheese balls and beer for breakfast!
- Jason: How do you know what he eats for breakfast?”

Daphne Zuniga - Alison Bradbury
Boyd Gaines - Jason

“- Joan: [to the waitress] I'll have a vodka martini, very dry, straight up. three olives, and... my sullen friend here will have...
- Keenan: A Coke.
- Joan: The poster boy for designated drivers will have a Coke.”
Angelina Jolie - Joan
Ryan Phillippe - Keenan

“- Alice: Then, when dad died you drank yourself to death with, with margaritas.
- Alice's Mother: I couldn't help it darling. You know I couldn't resist the taste of salt around the rim of a glass.”
Mia Farrow - Alice
Gwen Verdon - Alice's Mother

“A diesel loves her oil same as a sailor loves rum.”
Kurt Russell - Captain Ron

- Cosmo Reif: I took a Yoga class this morning.
- Steve: Really?
- Cosmo Reif: I thought it might help me to relax.
- Steve: I've tried that. I've tried everything. "Glug, glug, glug", that's what works for me.
Jason Priestley - Cosmo Reif
Peter Riegert - Steve

“- Paul Blart: This lemonade is insane!
- Vijay: That's because it's a Margarita, Paul.”
Kevin James - Paul Blart
Erick Avari - Vijay

“It's Good Friday. Have a Bloody Mary.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold

- Shaun: As Bertrand Russell once said, "The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation”. I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now.
- Liz: Was that on a beer mate?
- Shaun: Yeah, it was Guinness Extra Cold.
- Liz: I won't say anything.
- Shaun: Thanks.
Simon Pegg - Shaun
Kate Ashfield - Liz

“- Stuntman Mike: You know, a bar offers all kind of things other than alcohol.
- Pam: Hmm. Really? Like what?
- Stuntman Mike: Women, nacho grande platters, the fellowships of fascinating individuals like Warren here. Alcohol is just a lubricant for all the individual encounters that a bar offers.”
Kurt Russell - Stuntman Mike
Rose McGowan - Pam

“- Victoria Grant: Could I see the wine list?
- Waiter: We have a white 1934, we have a red 1934. Last week we had some Rosee, but we're using it in the salad.”
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
Graham Stark - Waiter