Wine and spirits quotes

“- Tanya Kirbuk: I didn't know you brought liquor on board. It is forbidden.
- Dr. Heywood Floyd: You think I'd step foot on this tub sober?”
Helen Mirren - Tanya Kirbuk
Roy Scheider - Dr. Heywood Floyd

“Um... a malt Glen Garry for me and my friend here. And if you tell that bartender to go extra easy on the water, this 50 cent piece has your name on it.”
Vince Vaughn - Trent

“- Leonard Eels: All women are wonders, because they reduce all men to the obvious.
- Meta Carson: So do martinis.”
Ken Niles - Leonard Eels
Rhonda Fleming - Meta Carson

“Who the hell do you have to know to get a drink around here?”

Dominic West - Jasper

“This is the body and blood of our savior, the lord Jesus Christ. And a damned fine beaujolais!”
Peter Boyle - Jack McDermott

“You paint your face fluorescent yellow and you want a sip of my booze?”
Bam Margera - Valo

- Tony Carlson: What do you say to a bottle of wine and a couple of steaks?
- Gloria Mundy: Well, you could start by saying, "Hello".
Chevy Chase - Tony Carlson
Goldie Hawn - Gloria Mundy

“Only somebody who really takes the time to understand Pinot's potential can then coax it into its fullest expression. Then, I mean, oh its flavors, they're just the most haunting and brilliant and thrilling and subtle and... ancient on the planet.”

Paul Giamatti - Miles

“When I make a dry martini, I make a dry martini.”
Dean Martin - Jamie Blake

“Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - Dracula

“- James Bowie: Where did you hear that?
- William Travis: Men tend to talk when they drink; your men tend to drink.”

Jason Patric - James Bowie
Patrick Wilson - William Travis

“- Dock Newton: You ain't any less of a drunk now than you was when hooch was legal.
- Jess Newton: Well, you see, there's my point. That particular law ain't really doin' it's job, now is it?”
Vincent D'Onofrio - Dock Newton
Ethan Hawke - Jess Newton

“- Adm. Sir Gerald Scaith: Anything I can get you?
- Philip Kimberley: Vodka. Only vodka.
- Adm. Sir Gerald Scaith: None of that foreign nonsense here. You're in England now. Whiskey it'll be.”
Laurence Olivier - Adm. Sir Gerald Scaith
Sir Michael Caine - Philip Kimberley

“- Xavier Quinn: You want a beer, Jump?
- Jump Jones: Do the damned need salvation?”
Denzel Washington - Xavier Quinn
Art Evans - Jump Jones

“The wine will always whisper into your mouth with complete, unabashed honesty every time you take a sip.”
Albert Finney - Uncle Henry

“Friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Lester Bangs

“- Miles Kendig: Yours was gin and ginger ale, right?
- Isobel von Schmidt: Mine was never gin and ginger ale. Montrochet '69, right next to the beer.”
Walter Matthau - Miles Kendig
Glenda May Jackson - Isobel von Schmidt

“- Martha: What do you want for breakfast?
- Megs: Beer.”
Kathy Baker - Martha
Robert De Niro - Megs

“- Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti: I've never seen wine that comes in a box before.
- Max Goldman: Pretty fancy huh? Look, it’s even got its own tap.”
Sophia Loren - Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“God invented the whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.”
David O'Hara - Rock Mullaney

“- James Bond: Dry Martini.
- Bartender: Oui, monsieur.
- James Bond: Wait... three measures of Gordon's; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel.”
Daniel Craig - James Bond
Dusan Pelech - Bartender

“Ok, I’ve had a little scotch. I’m real calm.”
Cher - Mrs. Flax

“I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. and Canada. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys and doughnuts shops had been wrecked. So I spent most of my time looking for beer.”
Rick Moranis - Bob McKenzie

- Pondo: You want some champagne?
- Natasha: I can do without the "cham", just give me the pain...
Matthew Causey - Pondo
Robin Harlan - Natasha

“- Elizabeth Swann: So that's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
- Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, love.”
Keira Knightley - Elizabeth Swann
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow