Wine and spirits quotes

“Vodka and Coca-Cola. Detente in a glass!”
Denholm Elliott - Vernon Bayliss

“- Lu Yan: Don't tell me you consider it sinful to drink.
- The Silent Monk: It's sinful if you don't share.”
Jackie Chan - Lu Yan
Jet Li - The Silent Monk

“- Monique: Russell, there are beer cans in the trash in the kitchen. There are beer cans in the trash in the bathroom. There are beer cans in the trash in the basement. What does that say?
- Russell: We're out of beer?”
Joey Lauren Adams - Monique
Taylor Negron - Russell

“- Seth: You dropped your purse, ma'am. Would you like me to help you with your groceries?
- Old Lady: Well that would be lovely young man. Would you like me to buy you alcohol?”

Jonah Hill - Seth
Dona Hardy - Old Lady

“Alcohol has been a social lubricant for thousands of years. What do you think, you're going to sit here tonight and reinvent the wheel?”

George C. Scott - Roger Swanson

“I'm a winemaker and a wine collector, so I usually just drink wine. ”
Isiah Whitlock Jr.

“I am smoking cigarettes and some of my friends have died of them, but I am not downing a quart of Scotch in fifteen minutes. Looked at that way, cigarettes are actually a health tool!”

We were always told we could be anything, do anything. And I think guys got, maybe not left behind, but not quite as nurtured, you know? I mean, like, we were the generation of "you go, girl."We had Oprah. And I wonder sometimes how guys fit in, you know? They still seem to be trying to figure it out. They're still dressing like little boys.... (continue)(continue reading)
Anne Hathaway - Jules

“- Amy: What am I doing? I slept at the doctor's place last night.
- Nikki: You never spend the night. What were you, blackout drunk?
- Amy: No, I had like two drinks... Three, max... Four, now that I'm tallying.”
Amy Schumer - Amy
Vanessa Bayer - Nikki

“Oh, champagne; nectar of the Gods.”
Taylor Mead - Himself

“- Joe Bowers: What are these electrolytes? Do you even know?
- Secretary of State: It’s what… they use to make Brawndo!
- Joe Bowers: Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?
- Secretary of Defense: Because Brawndo's got electrolytes.”
Luke Wilson - Joe Bauers
David Herman - Secretary of State
Anthony 'Citric' Campos - Secretary of Defense

“- Tom Wall: Frank, what are you doing back there?
- Frank Pierce: I'm sick, Tom. I need a cure. Vitamin B cocktail, followed by an amp of glucose and a drop of adrenaline. Not as good as beer, but it's all I got.”
Tom Sizemore - Tom Wolls
Nicolas Cage - Frank Pierce

“I don't think sitting on a rooftop drinking ram's piss is the way to go. We should get out there, and mix it up with some randoms.”
Steve Lemme - Steve "Fink" Finklestein

“- Sherm: Do you have to booze it up, Carol?
- Carol: A mixed drink is not booze, Sherman, it's a cocktail, a before-dinner drink.
- Sherm: But dinner isn't for five hours yet.”
Hume Cronyn - Sherm
Jessica Tandy - Carol

“- Largo: So, a drink?
- James Bond: Vodka martini.
- Largo: Of course.”

Klaus Maria Brandauer - Maximilian Largo
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond

“- Lena: I had a really nice time with you at the party.
- Henry: I did too with you, it's just, I was really sorry about spilling that wine on your dress. I could have sworn that bottle was empty.
- Lena: It was ok, I actually had a harder time getting the brie out.
- Henry: Yeah, I mean you gotta admit after a couple drinks those things look a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Drew Barrymore - Lena
Jon Stewart - Henry

“It's only gin, you know. Only gin. I like gin.”
Ernest Thesiger - Horace Femm

“- FDR: Sir, my mother does not approve of cocktails. And thinks you might rather have a cup of tea?
- Bertie: My mother would have said the same thing. Actually, I prefer a cocktail.
- FDR: A man after my own heart.”
Bill Murray - FDR
Samuel West - Bertie

“- Scoop: Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
- Eliot Ness: I think I'll have a drink.”
Steven Goldstein - Scoop
Kevin Costner - Eliot Ness

“You're like a fine wine, you get better with age, and you're gonna make those Russians drunk.”

Jimmie Walker - Boisie

“- Larry Kroger: I was thinking, maybe we could get some beer.
- Clorette DePasto: Nah, not tonight. Besides, you might get lucky without it.”
Tom Hulce - Larry Kroger
Sarah Holcomb - Clorette DePasto

“- Jordan Belfort: It's like a non-alcoholic beer. It's got no... no alcohol.
- Donnie Azoff: It's a beer?
- Jordan Belfort: Yeah, with no alcohol.
- Donnie Azoff: But, you drink enough and... you drink a lot and it'll get you fucked up?
- Jordan Belfort: No, there's no alcohol. That's the fuckin' point.
- Donnie Azoff: I'm not a scientist; I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort
Jonah Hill - Donnie Azoff

“If you ask me, the bouquet is a little too robust for a Merlot. But then again, I'm partial to the softer California grape.”
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker

Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "reach for it, mister"! I spun around... and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle... and I've... (continue)(continue reading)
Gene Wilder - Jim

“At the end of the day, I let myself have a glass of wine.”
Jane Seymour