Wine and spirits quotes

“- Michael: What kind of beer would you like?
- Linda: What? I don't know. I don't care. Any kind.
- Michael: I'll get you a Rolling Rock.
- Linda: Okay.
- Michael: It's a good beer, it's the best around.”
Robert De Niro - Michael
Meryl Streep - Linda

“- Bacon: What's that?
- Samoan Jon: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
- Bacon: No. I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest! You could fall in love with an orangutan in that!”

Daniel Greenberg - Bacon
David Reid - Samoan Jo

“She needs to work in a liquor store as much as she be drinking.”
2Pac - Lucky

“- Jasper Blubber: You drink, of course?
- Lou Peckinpaugh: Why not?
- Jasper Blubber: One gin sling!
- Lou Peckinpaugh: I'd rather have a brandy.”
John Houseman - Jasper Blubber
Peter Falk - Lou Peckinpaugh

They say in Latin, "In vino veritas". Wine tells the truth. Use this to write down the addresses of those bastards who killed my captains. And not where they were last week but where they are now, where they are this minute, and better yet, where they are going to be tomorrow. You know where they are going to be tomorrow, right?

Tomas Milian - General Arturo Salazar

“There must be a con like me in every prison in America. I'm the guy who can get if for you; cigarettes, a bag of reefer, if that's your thing, a bottle of brandy to celebrate your kid's high school graduation, damn near anything within reason. Yes sir, I'm a regular Sears and Roebuck.”
Morgan Freeman - Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding

“- Lynda: You want a beer?
- Bob: Yeah.
- Lynda: Is that all you can say?
- Bob: Yeah.
- Lynda: Go get me a beer!”
P.J. Soles - Lynda
John Michael Graham - Bob

“Is it just me, or did this trip go downhill since we ran out of Lucky Lager?”
Brad Pitt - Early Grayce

“- Annie Herman: You can't put wine in Hobo stew!
- Phyllis Nefler: Why not? What goes better with Hobos than wine?”
Mary Gross - Annie Herman
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler

“The only whiskey is Irish whiskey!”
Warwick Davis - Leprechaun

“- Phyllis: What's that smell?
- Grimm: Used wine.”
Geena Davis - Phyllis
Bill Murray - Grimm

“Open the champagne. I feel like getting plushed to the scuppers!”
Deborah Rush - Rita

“- Sir Mason Harwood: Why do you both bicker so much?
- Margaret Harwood: Because we're both jealous. Richard is jealous of everyone who is better than him, which includes every living creature. I'm jealous because I really care about wine. I love it! Yet I'm treated like a servant while he gets every opportunity that comes along!”

Ian Richardson - Sir Mason Harwood
Penelope Ann Miller - Margaret Harwood

“We got all the basic food groups. We got beer, chips, dip, and beer.”
David Bowe - Sloppy Joe

“- Jackie: What're you doing here?
- Browning: Having cough medicine, what're you doing here?
- Jackie: This isn't cough medicine, it's brandy.
- Browning: So I lied.”
Jane Seymour - Jackie
Chevy Chase - Browning

“None for me and none for him. We're A.A.”

Rita Rudner - Carol Benson

“- Mattie Ross: I hope you don't think I'm going to keep you in whiskey?
- Rooster Cogburn: I don't buy that, I confiscate it. And a touch of it wouldn't do you any harm against the night air!
- Mattie Ross: I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains!”
Kim Darby - Mattie Ross
John Wayne - Rooster Cogburn

“- Young Deborah: What are you doing?
- Young Noodles: Give me a drink.
- Young Deborah: We're closed. Nice people don't drink on Pesach, they go to the synagogue.”
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Young Deborah
Scott Schutzman Tiler - Young Noodles

“I will not touch the white man's poison; his drugs, his liquor, his swine, his women.”
Denzel Washington - Malcolm X

“- Addy: Wow! This really is furniture polish!
- Lieutenant Speer: Shocking what prohibition causes some people to drink these days.”

Jane Alexander - Addy
Clint Eastwood - Lieutenant Speer

“Vodka or scotch?”
Steve Franken - Levinson

“- Captain Knewt: Sergeant, I hope you like vodka.
- Radar Analyst Kirkland: Yes, sir. I just hope they don't make me eat none of them damn fish eggs.”

Jason Bernard - Captain Knewt
Billy Ray Sharkey - Radar Analyst

“- Finnegan: Anything I want?
- Trillian St. James: Anything you want.
- Finnegan: Can you get me a cold beer?”
Treat Williams - John Finnegan
Famke Janssen - Trillian St. James

“- Count Dracula: This is very old wine. I hope you will like it.
- Renfield: Aren't you drinking?
- Count Dracula: I never drink... wine.”
Béla Lugosi - Dracula
Dwight Frye - Renfield

“Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?”
Robert Charles Benchley - Mr. Osborne