Adam Sandler movie quotes

“- Terry: All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good.
- Happy Gilmore: I am good. You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they suck.”
Nancy Hillis - Terry
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go home? That's your home! Are you too good for your home? Answer me! Suck my white ass ball!”

Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“- Nick Spitz: You're an actress, right?
- Grace Ballard: All women are actresses, dear. I'm just clever enough to get paid for it.”
Adam Sandler - Nick Spitz
Gemma Arterton - Grace Ballard

“- Virginia Venit: Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey! You want to beat him? Beat him on the course.
- Happy Gilmore: That's right, I'm gonna beat your ass on the course!
- Shooter McGavin: Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.
- Lee Trevino: Grizzly Adams did have a beard.”

Julie Bowen - Virginia Venit
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore
Christopher McDonald - Shooter McGavin
Lee Trevino - Lee Trevino

“That was some twisted Pinocchio-Geppetto stuff!”

Adam Sandler - Brenner

“- Shooter McGavin: You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
- Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
- Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!”

Christopher McDonald - Shooter McGavin
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

What do ya got here, anyways? "Rainbow Alligator Saves the Wetlands?". Uh, no. "The Organic Squirrel Gets a Bike Helmet?". I'm not reading these Communist books to you guys! Don't you got any real stories?

Adam Sandler - Skeeter Bronson

“Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.”
Adam Sandler

“- Dr. Buddy Rydell: Let me explain something to you, Dave. There are two kinds of angry people in this world: explosive and implosive. Explosive is the kind of individual you see screaming at the cashier for not taking their coupons. Implosive is the cashier who remains quiet day after day and finally shoots everyone in the store. You're the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jack Nicholson - Dr. Buddy Rydell
Adam Sandler - Dave Buznik

“- Chuck: I still remember the war.
- Dave Buznik: Oh, yeah?
- Chuck: Yeah, I remember waking up to the sound of bombs dropping and children screaming.
- Dave Buznik: Oh, you were in Vietnam?
- Chuck: No... Grenada.
- Dave Buznik: Didn't that, like, last only 12 hours?”
John Turturro - Chuck
Adam Sandler - Dave Buznik

“You'd better not kill me, man, I've got shit to do tomorrow!”

Adam Sandler - Moses

- Sonny Koufax: Say "Happy Halloween".
- Reluctant Trick-or-Treat Giver: Happy Halloween.
- Sonny: Yeah, next year be prepared!
Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax
Dennis Dugan - Reluctant Trick-or-Treat Giver

“- Chubbs: What are you doing?
- Happy Gilmore: 364 days until next year's hockey tryouts, I have to toughen up.”

Carl Weathers - Chubbs
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“Worrying about your kids is sanity, and being that sane... can drive you nuts.”
Adam Sandler - John Clasky

“- Virginia Venit: What's this I hear about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?
- Happy Gilmore: What? I didn't break it, I was just testing its durability, and then I placed it in the woods because it's made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family.”

Julie Bowen - Virginia Venit
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here. I gotta send him back to the South Pole.”

Adam Sandler - Billy Madison

“- Rita: Is there a girl you're seein'?
- Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: Seein'? Uh, I see a lot of girls... I see a lot of guys too.
- Rita: I think that's sexy, you ever been with a guy and girl at the same time?
- Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: Oh yea, plenty of times. The other night, I was with my Mama and Coach Klein at the same time.”
Jennifer Taylor - Rita
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.

“You're gonna die, clown!”

Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“- Happy Gilmore: I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!
- Shooter McGavin: Well, I'd like to see you try.
- Happy Gilmore: [Picks up beer bottle and smashes it in half] Let's do it, then!
- Shooter McGavin: I meant on a golf course!”
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore
Christopher McDonald - Shooter McGavin

“- Chubbs: You were great out there today.
- Happy Gilmore: Thank you.
- Chubbs: But not that great. A lot of that was luck.
- Happy Gilmore: Some might call it luck. I like to call it.. well, luck, I guess. So what?”
Carl Weathers - Chubbs
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“- Chubbs: It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips.
- Happy Gilmore: Get off of me!
- Chubbs: Just easin' the tension, baby. Just easin' the tension!
- Happy Gilmore: Yeah, well ease it on someone else.”

Carl Weathers - Chubbs
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

- Happy Gilmore: I'd love to punch that guy in the face right now. But I can't, you know, because I'd get in trouble. I bet you get a lot of that on "Let's Make A Deal".
- Bob Barker: It's "The Price Is Right", Happy.
- Happy Gilmore: Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore
Bob Barker - Bob Barker

“- Happy Gilmore: A guy your size, why don't you play a real sport, like football?
- Chubbs: My Momma wouldn't sign the permission slip. Said it might be a little too dangerous.
- Happy Gilmore: Yeah, good call.”
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore
Carl Weathers - Chubbs

“- Grandma: It makes me hungry.
- Happy Gilmore: Yeah, well we won't have to worry about eating anymore, Grandma. See, they gave me this card: free Subway for life.”

Frances Bay - Grandma
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive.”

Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore