Bill Murray movie quotes

“He was a slob. Did you ever see him eat? Starving children could fill their bellies on the food that ended up in his beard and on his clothes. Dogs would gather to watch him eat. I've never understood gluttony, but I hate it. I hated that about you. He enjoyed disgusting people, being disgusting, the thrill of offending people and making them...” (continue)(continue reading)

Bill Murray - Larry Darrell

“It's Christmas Eve! It's... it's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we... we... we smile a little easier, we... w-w-we... we... we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be!”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross

“It's a weird moon. The moon kills, you know. It feeds off the earth. On a night like this, one of us could get up in the middle of the night, grab an ax, and cut somebody's head off.”

Bill Murray - Tripper

“You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!”

Bill Murray - John

“- Jon: She is so beautiful.
- Garfield: Uh, Mr Pathetic. You've had a crush on her since high school. Would you please ask her out so she can reject you and we can get on with my life?”

Breckin Meyer - Jon
Bill Murray - Garfield

“We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts!”

Bill Murray - John

“When people say they want to be rich and famous, just try rich and see if that doesn't get most of it for you.”
Bill Murray

“- Lew Hayward: I was a captain of industry; feared by men, adored by women.
- Frank Cross: Adored! Come on, let's be honest, Lew. You paid for the women!”
John Forsythe - Lew Hayward
Bill Murray - Frank Cross

- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Have you or your family ever seen a spook, spectre or ghost?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: If the answer is "yes", then don't wait another minute. Pick up the phone... (continue)(continue reading)

Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz
Harold Ramis - Dr. Egon Spengler
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“I'm trying to organize a prison break. I'm looking for, like, an accomplice. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?”

Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“Zombies don't mess with other zombies.”
Bill Murray - Bill Murray

“If at first you don't succeed, so much for skydiving.”
Bill Murray

“- John: C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin.
- Russell: Well I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!”

Bill Murray - John
Harold Ramis - Russell

“Oh, Fay, this is so scrumptious. Is this hand-shucked?”

Bill Murray - Bob Wiley

“Hi, I'm Bob. Would you knock me out, please? Just hit me in the face.”

Bill Murray - Bob Wiley

“- Dr. Peter Venkman: Kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it?
- Winston Zeddemore: Wonder what?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Whether she's naked under that toga. She is French. You know that.”

Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
Ernie Hudson - Winston Zeddemore

“- Dr. Leo Marvin: I want some peace and quiet!
- Bob Wiley: Well, I'll be quiet.
- Sigmund 'Siggy' Marvin: I'll be peace!”
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Dr. Leo Marvin
Bill Murray - Bob Wiley
Charlie Korsmo - Sigmund 'Siggy' Marvin

“- Bob Wiley: What are we doing?
- Dr. Leo Marvin: Death therapy, Bob. It's a guaranteed cure.”

Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Dr. Leo Marvin
Bill Murray - Bob Wiley

“When Piedmont died, I had to pay him back for my life. I found out there's another debt to pay - for the privilege of being alive. I thought Sophie was my reward for trying to live a good life. Uh uh. There is no payoff - not now.”
Bill Murray - Larry Darrell

- Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?
- John: You mean, like, flaming, or...
- Recruiter: Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.
- Russell: No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.
- John: Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
- Recruiter: I guess that's "no" on both. Now if you could just give Uncle Sam... (continue)(continue reading)

William Lucking - Recruiter
Bill Murray - John
Harold Ramis - Russell

“- Sgt. Hulka: We got a full day ahead of us. We're gonna start out with a five-mile run.
- John Winger: I know that I'm speaking for the entire platoon when I say this run should be postponed until this platoon is better rested.
- Sgt Hulka: Well, I'll tell you what, soldier. Let's make it ten miles.”
Warren Oates - Sgt. Hulka
Bill Murray - John

“Enjoy my jacket, which you stole from me.”

Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“Captain Sharp-Just for the record, 95% of all runaways return home within the first six hours. It doesn't do you any good right now. It's just a statistic. But in all likelihood, Suzy's probably hiding in the closet at her best friend's house playing Chinese checkers at this very moment, as we speak.
Mr. Bishop-She doesn't have any friends.”
Bruce Willis - Captain Sharp
Bill Murray - Mr. Bishop

“The most terrifying day of your life is the day the first one is born. Your life, as you know it is gone. Never to return. But they learn how to walk, and they learn how to talk and you want to be with them. And they turn out to be the most delightful people you will ever meet in your life.”

Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“- Steve Zissou: I hope you're not gonna bust our chops on this on, Bill.
- Bill Ubell: Why would I do that?
- Steve Zissou: Because you're a bond company stooge.
- Bill Ubell: I'm also a human being.”
Bill Murray - Steve Zissou
Bud Cort - Bill Ubell