Bruce Willis movie quotes

“Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you fuck.”

Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“First you lose your girl. Now you're gonna lose your head. You're running out of shit to lose.”

Bruce Willis - Bombay Brian

“- John McClane: Jack, what the fuck was that?
- Jack McClane: Just shut up, John, or, I swear to God, I will put a bullet in you this time.
- John McClane: Who do you think you're talkin' to?
- Jack McClane: The last person I wanna see.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
Jai Courtney - Jack McClane

“- Oz: What the hell happened last night? And why does my ass hurt?
- Jimmy: You fell down a flight of stairs.”

Matthew Perry - Oz
Bruce Willis - Jimmy

“Here's the thing, Cooper. With age comes a certain perspective. I'd be a liar if I said there wasn't a time when I was exactly like you. Blind ambition. Misplaced trust.”

Bruce Willis - Frank Moses

“I want to do community service; I want to teach the handicapped how to yodel.”
Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

“I want the future to be unknown. I want to become a whole person.”
Bruce Willis - James Cole

“They are now face-to-face with the most fearsome military machine in the history of man, and I intend to use it and be back on base in time for the playoffs.”

Bruce Willis - General William Devereaux

“- Terry Collins: You know the hardest thing about being smart?
- Joe Blake: No.
- Terry Collins: I always pretty much know what's gonna happen next. There's no suspense.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Terry Collins
Bruce Willis - Joe Blake

“- Cole Sear: I see dead people.
- Malcolm Crowe: In your dreams?... While you're awake?... Dead people like, in graves? In coffins?
- Cole Sear: Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're dead.
- Malcolm Crowe: How often do you see them?
- Cole Sear: All the time....” (continue)(continue reading)
Haley Joel Osment - Cole Sear
Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe

“Tend to view our lives as if we're looking through a keyhole. It's a very limited view of the truth. So we have to fill in the blanks. We invent things. You invent enemies to test your strength against. You invent gods to protect you from these enemies. Who is the enemy? One minute you have friends. The next moment, they've slipped away.”
Bruce Willis - Bill Capa

“- Joe Blake: What'd you bring her here for?
- Terry Collins: One, I had no choice, two, I may have suffered a slight concussion and three, she is mentally imbalanced to a spectacular degree.
- Kate Wheeler: I can hear you!”
Bruce Willis - Joe Blake
Billy Bob Thornton - Terry Collins
Cate Blanchett - Kate Wheeler

“I think I can go now. Just needed to do a couple of things. I needed to help someone; I think I did. And I needed to tell you something: you were never second, ever. I love you. You sleep now. Everything will be different in the morning.”

Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe
Olivia Williams - Anna Crowe

“- Elijah Price: Why is it, do you think, that of all the professions in the world you chose protection?
- David Dunn: You are a very strange man.
- Elijah Price: You could have been a tax accountant. You could have owned your own gym. You could have opened a chain of restaurants. You could've done of ten thousand things, but in the end, you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Samuel L. Jackson - Elijah Price
Bruce Willis - David Dunn

“- Zeus Carver: You know this guy Simon we're talking to?
- John McClane: Yeah. I threw his little brother off the thirty-second floor of Nakatomi Towers out in L.A. I guess he's a little pissed off about it.
- Zeus Carver: Wait a minute. You mean to tell me I'm in this shit 'cause some white cop threw some white asshole's brother off a roof?”
Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
Bruce Willis - John McClane

- Zeus Carver: Why you keep calling me Jésus? I look Puerto Rican to you?
- John McClane: Guy back there called you Jésus.
- Zeus Carver: He didn't say Jésus. He said, "Hey, Zeus"! My name is Zeus.
- John McClane: Zeus?
- Zeus Carver: Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass?... (continue)(continue reading)
Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Jimmy Dix: You don't like women much do ya Joe?
- Joe Hallenbeck: At least I liked the guy she was fuckin'. He was my best friend.”

Damon Wayans - Jimmy Dix
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.”
Bruce Willis

“Captain Sharp-Just for the record, 95% of all runaways return home within the first six hours. It doesn't do you any good right now. It's just a statistic. But in all likelihood, Suzy's probably hiding in the closet at her best friend's house playing Chinese checkers at this very moment, as we speak.
Mr. Bishop-She doesn't have any friends.”
Bruce Willis - Captain Sharp
Bill Murray - Mr. Bishop

“It takes time to figure things out. It's been proven by history. All mankind makes mistakes.”
Bruce Willis - Captain Sharp

“No one ever really guessed what hell is. It's watching the people you love, in pain.”
Bruce Willis - Hartigan

“Death is just like life in Sin City. It always wins.”
Bruce Willis - Hartigan

“- Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
- John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.”

Alan Rickman - Hans Gruber
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Frank: Is that a stick of dynamite in your pocket?
- Marvin: Yeah, but I'm saving it for emergency.”
Bruce Willis - Frank
John Malkovich - Marvin

“- Joe Matheson: I never thought this would happen to me.
- Frank Moses: What?
- Joe Matheson: Getting old.”
Morgan Freeman - Joe Matheson
Bruce Willis - Frank Moses