Eddie Murphy movie quotes

“Strange mystical thing happen, Norbit. Even though poison is in Norbit, he not die. Norbit get stronger and stronger. That's why I know Norbit, deep down inside, you very, very strong. Strong like warrior.”
Eddie Murphy - Mr. Wong

“We're trying to make a movie here, not a film!”
Eddie Murphy - Kit Ramsey

“- Warden: I'm obliged to give you $100 in cash, and a free bus ride to San Francisco. All compliments of the State of California.
- Reggie Hammond: That's it?
- Warden: That is it.
- Reggie Hammond: Thank you for sparing me any of the other crap.”

Felice Orlandi - Warden
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond

"If you get your head out of your ass long enough"? "Kiss my ass"? You're gettin' more and more like me every day. Next thing you know you're gonna have afros... big dicks and all!
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley

“I never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while, 'cause I ordered some pizza.”
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley

“- Jack Cates: So, how was it?
- Reggie Hammond: I'm not goin' in for all that macho shit, Jack. I was great. Should have my dick bronzed.”

Nick Nolte - Jack Cates
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond

“Fascinating! Semmi, look at this! America is great indeed. Imagine a country so free, one can throw glass on the streets!”
Eddie Murphy - Prince Akeem

“That's what life is all about, connecting. In fact that's the only time you're ever alive, really, is when you're connecting.”
Eddie Murphy - G'

“Any boob can run a day-care center but it takes a family to raise some kids and that's what we're gonna be from now on, a family.”
Eddie Murphy - Charlie Hinton

“I didn't kill him. Maybe the guy cut himself shaving and bled to death looking for a Kleenex?”
Eddie Murphy - Chandler Jarrell

“Yeah, Jenny, don't worry about me. We got cocaine and coffee here. We're gonna get wired and have a big party.”
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley

“- Princess Fiona: It's me... in this body.
- Donkey: Oh my God, you ate the princess!”

Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona
Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“- Papa Klump: I don't want to hear about you, old-ass geriatrics.
- Granny Klump: Oh, yeah, Cletus? Me and Isaac might be dried up geriatrics, but ain't nothing wrong with Isaac's love tackle.
- Ernie Klump: Oh snap, now.
- Granny Klump: What's the matter Cletus, cat got your tongue? Did I step on a nerve, Cletus? I get ya, got ya, got ya!”
Eddie Murphy - Papa Klump
Eddie Murphy - Granny Klump
Eddie Murphy - Ernie Klump

“Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn't color-blind.”

Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“- Det. Mitch Preston: Why did you want to be a cop, anyway?
- Officer Trey Sellars: Because I was a shitty waiter.”
Robert De Niro - Det. Mitch Preston
Eddie Murphy - Officer Trey Sellars

“- Jack Cates: Class isn't something you buy. Look at you, you've got on a 500-dollar suit and you're still a low-life.
- Reggie Hammond: Yeah, but I look good.”
Nick Nolte - Jack Cates
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond

“- Lisa McDowell: So why did you come here?
- Prince Akeem: To find something special.
- Lisa McDowell: It's a long way to travel.
- Prince Akeem: No journey is too great when one finds what he seeks.”
Shari Headley - Lisa McDowell
Eddie Murphy - Prince Akeem

“- Dr. John Dolittle: Shut up. You're a dog. Dogs cannot talk!
- Lucky: What the hell do you think barking is, an involuntary spasm?”
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Norm MacDonald - Lucky

“- Master Gracey: You have very beautiful children, Ms. Evers.
- Jim Evers: I kicked in some chromosomes too.”
Nathaniel Parker - Master Gracey
Eddie Murphy - Jim Evers

- Prince Akeem: Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory.
- Cleo McDowell: Son, I'm only going to tell you this one time.
- Prince Akeem: Yes?
- Cleo McDowell: If you want to keep working here,... (continue)(continue reading)
Eddie Murphy - Prince Akeem
John Amos - Cleo McDowell

“Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit.”
Eddie Murphy - Clarence

“- Blaine: You talk to animals now, do you? Would you like to tell me about it? Or would you rather tell my friend here, Bettleheim?
- Dr. John Dolittle: I don't need to talk to your cat, Blain.
- Blaine: Why, do you think he would talk back to you?
- Dr. John Dolittle: He just might.
- Blaine: And what would he say?
- Bettleheim the Cat: I'd say...” (continue)(continue reading)
Paul Giamatti - Blaine
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Chad Einbinder - Bettleheim the Cat

“- Donkey: I have a bit of a confession to make: donkeys don't have layers. We wear our fear right there on our sleeves.
- Shrek: Wait a second, donkeys don't have sleeves!”
Eddie Murphy - Donkey
Mike Myers - Shrek

“- Donkey: Where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway?
- Shrek: Inside, waiting for us to rescue her.
- Donkey: I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek.”

Eddie Murphy - Donkey
Mike Myers - Shrek

“Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?”

Eddie Murphy - Donkey