Eddie Murphy movie quotes

- Dr. John Dolittle: Albert Einstein, he came in with that wild hair and everybody thought he was crazy. And Muhammad Ali, he came out saying what rounds he was going to beat people in, going "I'm the greatest!", everybody thought he was crazy. And Joan of Arc, she heard voices.
- Maya Dolittle: Like you, daddy?
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Kyla Pratt - Maya Dolittle

“How smart do you have to be to pull your head out of the water when you can't breathe?”
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle

“Evil is good and ass is good, and if you find you a piece of evil ass: woo!”
Eddie Murphy - Maximillian

When Norbit was little boy he say "One day I'll have the girl of my dream" and then you and marry a gorilla!
Eddie Murphy - Mr. Wong

“- Dr. John Dolittle: How would you like to meet the man of your dreams?
- Ava: You're real cute but I don't go inter-species.”

Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Lisa Kudrow - Ava

“- Donkey: What about my Miranda rights? Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!
- Shrek: You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.”
Eddie Murphy - Donkey
Mike Myers - Shrek

“- Axel Foley: Gimme the key! I'm gonna follow 'em!
- Jenny Summers: Have you ever driven a Mercedes before?
- Axel Foley: No, but a car is a car. I drive my car every day.
- Jenny Summers: I'm driving. I've seen your car.
- Axel Foley: Oh, shit, that's cold.”
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley
Lisa Eilbacher - Jenny Summers

“- Donkey: Say there's a woman who digs you, right, but you really don't like her that quick - now how do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten? How do you do that?
- Princess Fiona: Just tell her she's not your true love!”
Eddie Murphy - Donkey
Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona

The first nigger who tried that shit... Somebody said, "Nigger, bale this cotton" and he said "Fuck you, Massa". The other motherfuckers said, "All right, we'll bale the shit, all right. Just keep that fucking shit away from me".

Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“Fuck that, 'cause I'm from New York City, goddammit. Nobody take no cornbread from me. That goes for anyone of you motherfucking farmers who wanna start some shit. You fuck around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions.”
Eddie Murphy - Rayford Gibson

“- Ex-Wife #2: Antoine? He told me his name was Luther!
- Rasputia: Who is that ho?
- Ex-Wife #3: Luther? He told me he was gay!
- Deion Hughes: No, no, no. Y'all got me confused with my gay twin brother, Antoine Luther.”
Sara Sanderson - Ex-Wife
Eddie Murphy - Rasputia
Smith Cho - Ex-Wife
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Deion Hughes

“- Dr. John Dolittle: You're suffering from obsessive-compulsive behavior.
- Compulsive Dog: Throw the ball!
- Dr. John Dolittle: When you want the ball, think about something else...
- Compulsive Dog: Don't say anything more! Throw the ball!”
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Gilbert Gottfried - Compulsive Dog

“- Jason: You're losing your intelligence, sir.
- Sherman Klump: Yeah, I know. I can't even beat Molly and she's the dumbest hampster we got!”
John Ales - Jason
Eddie Murphy - Sherman Klump

“Does anyone have a mother that would hit you with a shoe? I had a mother that would throw a shoe at you at the drop of a dime. And fuck you up wherever she was aiming. So by the time I was like ten, my mother was like Clint Eastwood with a shoe.”
Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“- Dr. John Dolittle: I didn't say you were crazy, you're special, and crazy, a lot of great people in history were crazy.
- Maya Dolittle: Like who?
- Dr. John Dolittle: Some of the greatest people in history.”
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Kyla Pratt - Maya Dolittle

“You better have a spatula where we're going because my ass is frozen to this yak!”
Eddie Murphy - Chandler Jarrell

“We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!”

Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“- Mr. Wong: Whale ho!
- Rasputia: Did somebody just call me a whale?
- Mr. Wong: Yeah! And a ho!”
Eddie Murphy - Mr. Wong
Eddie Murphy - Rasputia

“Let me tell you something, Jack. If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no asshole.”
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond

“We're not going to show you Jeff Johnson waving a flag. We're not going to show you Jeff Johnson kissing babies. We're not going to show you Jeff Johnson doing anything because you already know what Jeff Johnson can do. Tomorrow, vote Jeff Johnson. The name you know.”
Eddie Murphy - Thomas Jefferson Johnson

“- Semmi: Let me get this straight. You can have a woman that will obey you're every command, but you want a woman who has an opinion!
- Prince Akeem: Only dogs are to obey.”
Arsenio Hall - Semmi
Eddie Murphy - Prince Akeem

I have nightmares about gay people. I have this nightmare that I go to Hollywood, and find out Mr. T is a faggot. Really. And he'd be walking up to people going: "Hey boy, hey boy! Ya look mighty cute in them jeans. Now come on over here... and fuck me up the ass! C'mon. I'm gonna bend over now. Grrr! Aaahh! ".
Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“- Donkey: I don't feel any different. Do I look any different?
- Puss in Boots: You still look like an ass to me.”

Eddie Murphy - Donkey
Antonio Banderas - Puss In Boots

“- Josh Kovacs: To get in the building, we have to avoid seven exterior cameras and six doormen who work at two entrance points in rotating shifts. Once inside, we'll be faced with four security officers who monitor a bank of twelve internal cameras, as well as two security guards who vary the patrol route each day. If we make it through all that...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ben Stiller - Josh Kovacs
Eddie Murphy - Slide

“- Dr. John Dolittle: How come I can hear you talking?
- Lucky: I dunno. Maybe you're just weird or something.”
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Norm MacDonald - Lucky