Eddie Murphy movie quotes

“- Dr. John Dolittle: You need to relax your mind...
- Compulsive Dog: You're the person. You throw the ball. I'm the dog. I get it.”
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Gilbert Gottfried - Compulsive Dog

“- Jacob the Tiger: Have you ever done this operation before?
- Dr. John Dolittle: Yeah, once in medical school. But it was to a cadaver. But my professor told me I did such a good job that, had my patient not been dead, he would've lived.
- Jacob the Tiger: Very comforting, doc.”

Albert Brooks - Jacob the Tiger
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle

“Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks? That ain't you hair, man. Take that pile of shit off your head.”

Eddie Murphy - Buddy Love

“- Reggie Hammond: Jack... tell me a story.
- Jack Cates: Fuck you!
- Reggie Hammond: Oh, that's one of my favorites.”
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond
Nick Nolte - Jack Cates

“- Freddy: Shakespeare?
- Kit Ramsey: Shake a spear! Spearchucker! I'm a spearchucker now!”

Claude Brooks - Freddy
Eddie Murphy - Kit Ramsey

You told me you met your wife on a motherfuckin' camping trip and that she was Puerto Rican. Your wife ain't no motherfuckin' Puerto Rican. I thought she was when I first met, because I walk up and say "Hello, good to meet you, my name is Vernon" and she says "Hi, I'm Bunny, goonie goo goo". What the fuck does "goonie goo goo" mean, Gus? I still... (continue)(continue reading)
Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“- Prince Akeem: But when I marry, I want the woman to love me for who I am, not because of what I am.
- King Jaffe Joffer: And who are you?
- Prince Akeem: I am a man who has never tied his own shoes before!
- - King Jaffe Joffer: Wrong. You are a prince who has never tied his shoes. Believe me. I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eddie Murphy - Prince Akeem
James Earl Jones - King Jaffe Joffer

“- Reggie Hammond: You said bullshit and experience is all it takes, right?
- Jack Cates: Right.
- Reggie Hammond: Come on in and experience some of my bullshit.”
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond
Nick Nolte - Jack Cates

“- Male Crowd Member: Reaganomics sucks!
- Eddie Murphy: What sucks?
- Male Crowd Member: Reaganomics sucks!
- Eddie Murphy: Reaganomics sucks? Well tell us something we don't know, motherfucker!”
Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“- Policeman with dog: You people are ought to stay back! Killer here loves to bite!
- Maximillian: So do I!”

Eddie Murphy - Maximillian

“No time to talk. Now remember, it's your first day of trainin', so listen to your teacher and no fightin', play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt.”

Eddie Murphy - Mushu

Mick Jagger's lips' so big black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips!".
Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“- Reggie Hammond: They blew up my car! They blew up my car!
- Jack Cates: It's a damn shame.
- Reggie Hammond: They blew up my car and all you have to say is it's a damn shame?
- Jack Cates: No car, no money, you're having a bad day!”
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond
Nick Nolte - Jack Cates