Eddie Murphy movie quotes

“Beautiful, I'm drunk. I'm drunk, so what? I'm drunk. You know what? I got drunk in my motherfuckin' kitchen and I was drinking out of my glass in my motherfuckin' house. So fuck it.”

Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“- Det. Mitch Preston: My ex and I were on the rocks, and my marriage counselor said I needed to take up a hobby.
- Officer Trey Sellars: How come you never got good at it?
- Det. Mitch Preston: Well, it's kind of like you and police work. I never took it that seriously.”
Robert De Niro - Det. Mitch Preston
Eddie Murphy - Officer Trey Sellars

“Once a loser, always a loser.”
Eddie Murphy - Rasputia

“- Jim Evers: Honey, you know they have dead people in the backyard.
- Sara Evers: Well, some people have swimming pools, others have private cemeteries. It can happen.”

Eddie Murphy - Jim Evers
Marsha Thomason - Sara Evers

“Let's just say some things are better left unsaid.”
Eddie Murphy - Donkey

- Eddie Murphy: [as Bill Cosby] You can not say filth flarn filth flarn filth in front of people!
- Eddie Murphy: And I said "I never said no filth flarn filth! I don't know what you're talking about! I'm offended that you called! Fuck you!" And that's when Bill got raw on me!
- Eddie Murphy: [as Bill Cosby] That's what I'm talking about! You... (continue)(continue reading)
Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“- Mr. Wong: Remember, black people run very fast. But problem run faster.
- Norbit: ...That's kinda racist.
- Mr. Wong: Yes, Wong very racist. Don't like black. Don't like Jew either. But black and Jew love Chinese food.”
Eddie Murphy - Mr. Wong
Eddie Murphy - Norbit

“My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor.”
Eddie Murphy - Mushu

“- Reggie Hammond: How much of my money did you spend?
- Jack Cates: Oh, about 25 grand. You said I could buy a new car.
- Reggie Hammond: So where is it?
- Jack Cates: This is the new car!
- Reggie Hammond: This looks like the same piece-of-shit sky blue Cadillac you had before!
- Jack Cates: Yeah, I bought the same make, model, year, color,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond
Nick Nolte - Jack Cates

“- Axel Foley: Is this your car?
- Jenny Summers: Oh, no. In Beverly Hills we just take whichever car is closest.”
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley
Lisa Eilbacher - Jenny Summers

“- Donkey: You're afraid of the dark.
- Princess Fiona: Why... yes!
- Donkey: Don't worry, princess. I used to be afraid of the dark until... No, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark.”
Eddie Murphy - Donkey
Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona

“- Donkey: Stairs? I thought we were lookin' for the Princess.
- Shrek: The Princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.
- Donkey: How do you know that?
- Shrek: I read it in a book once.”

Eddie Murphy - Donkey
Mike Myers - Shrek

“- Mushu: Beautiful, isn't it?
- Mulan: They're disgusting.
- Mushu: No, they're men. And you'll have to act just like them, so pay attention.”

Eddie Murphy - Mushu
Ming-Na Wen - Mulan

“- Donkey: I don't wanna die! I'm melting!
- Shrek: It's just the rain.”
Eddie Murphy - Donkey
Mike Myers - Shrek

If I want to put a trumpet in my ass and run around this restaurant and blow, then, "Hallelujah! Yankee Doodle!", that's my business!
Eddie Murphy - Papa Klump

“- Rachel: I'm with B.N.S.
- Kelly: What's B.N.S. stand for? Bitch that Needs some Slapping?”
Famke Janssen - Rachel
Eddie Murphy - Kelly

“I know this is a dream, so I can say anything I want and get away with it. So I think I will say, from my heart, kiss my ass. Kiss my ass!”
Eddie Murphy - Chandler Jarrell

“- Mulan: You're, um...
- Mushu: Intimidating? Awe-inspiring?
- Mulan: Tiny.
- Mushu: Of course. I'm travel-size for your convenience. If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright.”
Ming-Na Wen - Mulan
Eddie Murphy - Mushu

“- Claude Banks: Don't touch this car.
- Rayford Gibson: 'Cause I piss on the motherfucker. I ain't gonna touch it, I piss on it.”
Martin Lawrence - Claude Banks
Eddie Murphy - Rayford Gibson

“- Coleman: Would you like a sip of whiskey?
- Billy Ray Valentine: I do not drink, it is against my religion!
- Coleman: Religion is a good thing I say, taken in moderation.”
Denholm Elliott - Coleman
Eddie Murphy - Billy Ray Valentine

“- Elijah Hawkins: Come on, Thomas! You're Dick Dodge's yes-man.
- Thomas Jefferson Johnson: I am not a yes-man. When Dick says no, I say no.”
Charles S. Dutton - Elijah Hawkins
Eddie Murphy - Thomas Jefferson Johnson

“- Megan: We have to help them!
- Jim Evers: You can't help the dead, honey. They're beyond help. That's the nature of being dead.”

Aree Davis - Megan
Eddie Murphy - Jim Evers

“- Darryl Jenks: So, what do you people play in Africa? Chase the monkey?
- Prince Akeem: No, our favorite game there is football, but I believe you call it soccer!”
Eriq La Salle - Darryl Jenks
Eddie Murphy - Prince Akeem

“White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact.”
Eddie Murphy - Kit Ramsey

“Today I teach you how to pick a lock with a bobby pin! Here's your bobby pin, and here's your punk-ass bobby pin! You unlock the door, or you gonna freeze to death! I'm gonna be inside having sex wih Rita!”

Eddie Murphy - Slide