Jim Carrey movie quotes

“- Riddler: Why? Why can't I kill you? Too many questions. Too many questions.
- Batman: Poor Edward. I had to save them both. You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne and Batman, not because I have to be, now, because I choose to be.”

Jim Carrey - Riddler
Val Kilmer - Batman

“- Fulton Greenwall: Please forgive me sir, but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane.
- Ace Ventura: Of course. How selfish of me. Let's do all the things that you wanna do.”
Ian McNeice - Fulton Greenwall
Jim Carrey - Ace Venura

“- The Wachati Princess: I have never known a man.
[The Wachati Princess and Ace Ventura slowly touch their tongues together. Ace Ventura pulls away]
- Ace Ventura: I would love to help. But you see, I have vowed to take a life of celibacy.
- The Wachati Princess: Well, perhaps this will assist your decision.
[takes off her top, revealing her...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sophie Okonedo - The Wachati Princess
Jim Carrey - Ace Venura

“- Fletcher Reede: Is this guy right for you? I mean, he's just so, not me!
- Audrey Reede: Yes, that's one of his best qualities.
- Fletcher Reede: Yeah, but he's kind of, magoo... I'm sorry.
- Audrey Reede: You're wrong! I mean, sometimes, maybe yes, he is a litte bit...
- Fletcher Reede: Magoo!
- Audrey Reede: Yes.”
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede
Maura Tierney - Audrey Reede

“For if knowledge is power, then a god am... I! Was that over the top? I can never tell.”
Jim Carrey - Riddler

“- The Cable Guy: Hi! Is there a problem with your service?
- Steven M. Kovacs: Yeah, my cable is out.
- The Cable Guy: Really? So you call me? Ha, funny how you call when you need something. Is that how you treat people?”
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy
Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs

“Warning... assholes may be closer than they appear in the mirror.”
Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura

“- Roger Podacter: Who's he?
- Melissa Robinson: Roger Podacter, meet Ace Ventura. He's our pet detective.
- Roger Podacter: Nice to meet you, you were highly recommended by Martha Metz.
- Ace Ventura: Martha Metz? Oh, yeah, the bitch.
- Roger Podacter: What?
- Ace Ventura: Pekingese, hyperactive, lost in Highland Park area. She was...” (continue)(continue reading)
Troy Evans - Roger Podacter
Courteney Cox - Melissa Robinson
Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura

“Kinda hot in these rhinos...”

Jim Carrey - Ace Venura