Jim Carrey quotes
- From the movie: Dumb & Dumber
“I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.”
- From the movie: Liar Liar
- From the movie: The Majestic
“I'm sorry... but it occurs to me that there is a bigger issue today than whether or not I'm a Communist.”
- From the movie: The Number 23
“She was in danger. I just didn't realize the danger was me.”
- From the movie: Yes Man
“- Allison: Am I going too fast for you?
- Carl: Nah. In fact, I think you should go faster. That way if we crash, at least I'll die. I just don't wanna be kept alive artificially.” - From the movie: Bruce Almighty
“- Bruce Nolan: Love me. Love me.
- Grace Connelly: ...I did.” - From the movie: Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
- Ace Ventura: Did you just refer to me as "White Devil"?
- Ouda: This how they know you.
- Ace Ventura: Leave that part out from now on. - From the movie: The Majestic
“- Peter Appleton: Adele, I'm sorry the way things turned out. I never meant to hurt anyone, least of all you.
- Adele Stanton: People get hurt sometimes, we can't always help it.” - From the movie: Me, Myself and Irene
“Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone.”
- From the movie: Fun with Dick and Jane
- From the movie: The Majestic
“- Elvin Clyde: Who did you go as?
- Peter Appleton: A horny young man.” - From the animation: Horton Hears a Who
“- Horton: And Morton, for being the only one who stood by me. Well not right by me; he hid in the bushes sending me good thoughts. He's small.
- Morton: Dude, you are a warrior poet.” - From the movie: Yes Man
“The old Carl didn't think he was enough for anybody. I thought if I said yes to things, and got involved with people, then sooner or later they'd find out I'm not enough. I didn't think I had anything to share. But now I know that what I have to share is pretty huge, and I want to share it with you.”
- From the movie: Bruce Almighty
“- Bruce Nolan: Is this heaven?
- God: No, this is Mount Everest. You should flip on the Discovery Channel from time to time.” - From the movie: The Cable Guy
“- Steven M. Kovacs: Do... do you mean that Heather is a prostitute?
- The Cable Guy: Of course she is. You think a woman like that would hang out with us if we weren't paying her?” - From the movie: The Majestic
“- Peter Appleton: I thought this was a democracy.
- Leo Kubelsky: The Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, they're all just pieces of paper with signatures on them. And you know what a piece of paper with a signature is: a contract. Something that can be renegotiated at any time. Just so happens that the House un-American activities...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Dumb & Dumber
“- Harry Dunne: I hate when women do that. She wanted to see you again! And now no? Now... wait a minute! Wait! She must have meant ten o' clock at night!
- Lloyd Christmas: Do you think?
- Harry Dunne: Why would she have you meet her in a bar at ten in the morning?
- Lloyd Christmas: I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.” - From the movie: Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
- From the movie: How the Grinch Stole Christmas
“- Grinch: I am the Grinch that stole Christmas... and I'm sorry.
[long silence]
- Grinch: Aren't you going to cuff me? Put me in a choke hole? Blind me with pepper spray?
- Mayor Augustus Maywho: You heard him, Officer. He admitted it. I'd go with the pepper spray.
- Officer Wholihan: Yes, I heard him all right. He said he was sorry.” - From the movie: Me, Myself and Irene
- From the movie: The Mask
“Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny.”
- From the movie: Dumb & Dumber
“- Lloyd Christmas: Some little filly break your heart?
- Harry Dunne: No, it was a girl.” - From the animation: Horton Hears a Who
“A person's a person, no matter how small.”
“- Klaus: This is ridiculous! Violet's only 14! She can't be legally married!
- Count Olaf: She can if she has the permission of her guardian. And who's that? Oh, yes. Me!”- From the movie: Dumb & Dumber
“- Lloyd Christmas: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
- Harry Dunne: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.”
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