Jim Carrey quotes
- From the movie: Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
“Pride is an abomination. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation.”
- From the movie: Dumb & Dumber
- From the movie: The Number 23
“She's a nice girl. Make sure she stays that way.”
- From the movie: Once Bitten
“I don't want to be a vampire. I'm a day person.”
- From the movie: The Majestic
- From the movie: The Cable Guy
"Silence of the lambs"!
[imitates Hannibal Lecter]
Hello, Clarice. It's good to see you again. - From the movie: The Truman Show
“- Truman Burbank: It was Dad. I swear! Dressed like a homeless man. And you know what else was strange? A business man and a woman with a little dog came out of nowhere and forced him onto a bus.
- Truman's Mother: Well! It's about time they cleaned up the trash downtown before we become just like the rest of the country.” - From the movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
- From the movie: Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
“- Fulton Greenwall: Perhaps we should slow down just a teensy-weensy bit?
- Ace Ventura: Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!” - From the movie: The Number 23
- From the movie: Fun with Dick and Jane
“- Blanca: What's a matter, Retard?
- Dick Harper: Call me Dick.” - From the movie: The Number 23
“I once read that the only philosophical question that matters, is whether or not to commit suicide... I guess that makes me a philosopher.”
- From the movie: The Number 23
“To die there in the street would have been easy. But it wouldn't have been justice, at least not the justice fathers teach their sons about. I'll be sentenced in a week or so. My lawyer says the judge will look kindly upon me for turning myself in. Maybe it's not the happiest of endings, but it's the right one.”
- From the movie: The Cable Guy
“Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.”
- From the movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
“If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer.”
- From the movie: Bruce Almighty
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
- From the movie: Fun with Dick and Jane
“We followed the rules, and we got screwed.”
- From the movie: How the Grinch Stole Christmas
“It's because I'm green isn't it?”
- From the movie: Bruce Almighty
“- Bruce Nolan: How do you make so many people love you without affecting free will?
- God: If you come up with an answer to that one, let me know.” - From the movie: The Majestic
“- Adele Stanton: Do you remember me?
- Peter Appleton: [immediately attracted to her] No, but I'll sure try.” - From the movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
“What a loss to spend that much time with someone, only to find out that she's a stranger.”
- From the movie: Bruce Almighty
“God, please give me a sign!”
- From the movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
“- Sgt. Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Now how you gonna solve that one?
- Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's dick and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... porking his wife!
- Sgt. Aguado: Why, you..
- Ace: Come on! Now, kiss and make up.” - From the movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
“Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.”
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