Jim Carrey quotes
- From the movie: Liar Liar
- From the movie: Me, Myself and Irene
- From the movie: The Majestic
“I want my goddamn life back Adele.”
- From the movie: The Cable Guy
“- Steven M. Kovacs: Could you just install my cable please? I'm gonna go get dressed.
- The Cable Guy: Suit yourself. No sweat off my sac. Oh by the way, you might wanna put on a bathing suit 'cause you'll be channel surfing in no time!” - From the movie: Dumb & Dumber
“- Harry Dunne: What's in the briefcase?
- Lloyd Christmas: Man, I would have to be a real lowlife to go rooting around in someone else's private property.
- Harry Dunne: Is it locked?
- Lloyd Christmas: Yeah. Really well.” - From the movie: Once Bitten
“- Mark Kendall: Are you a prostitute?
- Countess: I'm whatever you want me to be.
- Mark Kendall: Good! 'Cause I only have five dollars!” - From the movie: The Mask
- From the movie: Me, Myself and Irene
- From the movie: How the Grinch Stole Christmas
“- Cindy Lou Who: Thanks for saving me.
- Grinch: Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.
[grabs wrapping paper and starts wrapping Cindy up]
- Grinch: Hold still.
[to his dog Max]
- Grinch: Max, pick out a bow.
[to Cindy Lou Who]
- Grinch: Can I use your finger for a sec?” - From the movie: Dumb & Dumber
- From the movie: How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- From the movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
- From the movie: The Mask
“Je t'adore. Je t'window. I don't care!”
- From the movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
“That was close one ladies and gentlemen, of course in every contest, there must be, a loser. Lew-Who, Za-Her.”
- From the movie: The Majestic
“- Doc Stanton: Your face really does seem... familiar.
- Peter Appleton: [looking in the mirror] Wish I could say the same thing.” - From the movie: Dumb & Dumber
“I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back! Don't you go dying on me!”
- From the movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
“- Lois Einhorn: Die animal boy!
- Ace Ventura: Quick decision.” - From the movie: Me, Myself and Irene
“Charlie's like origami, he folds under pressure.”
- From the movie: Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
“That's what you slipped in! That's what was on your shoe! And that explains the abrasion on your palm! Let me run that back for you.
[backs up]
Malp ruoy no noisarba eht snialpxe taht dna eohs ruoy no saw tahw staht ni deppils uoy tahw staht.” - From the movie: Me, Myself and Irene
“- Charlie: I have to take a pill every six hours or I feel... funny. No big deal.
- Irene: What's it called?
- Charlie: Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.” - From the movie: Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
- From the movie: Simon Birch
“When someone you love dies, you don't lose them all at once. You lose them in pieces over time, like how the mail stops coming.”
- From the movie: The Mask
“No Milo, not the cheese... The keys!”
- From the movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
- From the movie: The Cable Guy
“Well you're a nice guy! You'd be surprised how many customers treat me like snot, like I'm a goddamn plumber or somethin'.”
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