Jim Carrey quotes
- From the movie: Dumb And Dumber To
“- Lloyd Christmas: Harry, holy cow. I'm worried about you. You're as deaf as a bat.
- Harry Dunne: That's not exactly how it happened, Lloyd. Your mother got into bed with me.” - From the movie: How the Grinch Stole Christmas
“One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri.
[his dog Max barks]
I don't know, it's some kind of soup.” - From the movie: The Majestic
“- Adele Stanton: Do you remember me?
- Peter Appleton: No, but I'll sure try.” - From the movie: The Majestic
“- Adele Stanton: He would've stood up to them.
- Peter Appleton: Yeah well, he's not here... to vouch for that, is he? We have to take your word for it! And forgive me but everybody's memory of Luke is a little rose-colored in this town. Besides, I'm not Luke. While he was liberating Europe, I was running the PX. He couldn't wait to save the...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Man on the Moon
“- Lynne Margulies: You just pretend to be an asshole.
- Andy Kaufman: It's what I'm good at.” - From the movie: Batman Forever
“- Riddler: You're ruining my big party! Are you insane?
- Two-Face: Just waiting for you to deliver the Batman, dear boy.
- Riddler: Patience, oh bifurcated one!
- Two-Face: Patience is hell! We want him dead!
- Riddler: Well, you could have let me in on the caper. We could have organized this, planned it... pre-sold the movie rights.” - From the movie: Batman Forever
- From the movie: Liar Liar
“- Fletcher Reede: I was hoping after being married to me you'd have no more strength left.
- Audrey Reede: Well, you have to remember that when we were married, I wasn't having sex nearly as often as you were.” - From the movie: Dumb & Dumber
“- Lloyd Christmas: I'll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day.
- Harry Dunne: You're on.” - From the movie: Me, Myself and Irene
“- Charlie: Well, what if I had to move to the Arctic and you could never come home and you had to eat whale blubber for the rest of your life, would you still stay with me?
- Layla: Yeah, I'd stay. But I hope that never happens.” - From the movie: The Mask
- From the movie: How the Grinch Stole Christmas
“We'll improvise, just keep kind of loosy-goosy. You hate Christmas, you're gonna steal it!”
- From the movie: Bruce Almighty
“I guess that's how life is, isn't it? Some people are drenched, freezing to death, on a stupid boat, with a stupid hat, while others are in a comfy news studio, suckin' up all the glory.”
- From the movie: Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
“I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I dare you!”
- From the movie: The Majestic
“I can't take this constant nagging. I'm leaving you, Jerry. I'm leaving you, and I'm taking the monkey with me.”
- From the movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
“Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.”
- From the movie: Dumb And Dumber To
- Lloyd Christmas: Hey, you guys want to play "He Who Smelt It"?
- Harry Dunne: Yeah.
- Travis: What's that?
- Lloyd Christmas: It's complicated, so pay attention. We put the windows up, first one who smells a fart gets a point. If you say who dealt it, double points.
- Harry Dunne: But if you say you smelled a fart and nobody farted, like if we... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Yes Man
- Allison: I dated this guy and I was astounded at how perfectly content he was just living his life in this closed-off little box.
- Carl: I know, its so frustrating! just want to grab these people and shake them. Say: "Wake up you, you're missing out on a little thing called life". - From the movie: Dumb And Dumber To
“- Billy: You can't feed candy to birds! They're stomachs'll explode!
- Lloyd Christmas: Even if it's just a few Pop Rocks?” - From the movie: Dumb And Dumber To
- From the movie: The Truman Show
“- Meryl Burbank: You let me out, Truman. You're not right in the head. You want to destroy yourself you do it on your own.
- Truman Burbank: I think I'd like a little company.” - From the movie: Dumb And Dumber To
“- Harry Dunne: That's weird. The smell of peanuts makes my weenie cold.
- Lloyd Christmas: It shrank mine.” - From the movie: The Truman Show
“- Christof: I know you better than you know yourself.
- Truman Burbank: You never had a camera in my head!” - From the movie: The Cable Guy
- From the movie: The Majestic
“He couldn't wait to save the world! Me, I was happy not to go overseas!”
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