Date quotes

“Abby, I'm waiting for the right moment cause when I ask you out, there's not gonna be any turning back for me. I'm not gonna date anybody else for the rest of my life. I'm not gonna love anybody else for the rest of my life. I'm not gonna really care about anything else for the rest of my life. I'm waiting for the right moment, Abby 'cause when...” (continue)(continue reading)

Oscar Isaac - Will

“- Fink: You had her in the woods and you just talked? You didn't do anything. You didn't do anything?
- Spaz: I held her hand when we walked home.
- Fink: Held her hand? Spaz, you're on your way! Held her hand. In the woods! And it was dark!”

Keith Knight - Fink
Jack Blum - Spaz

“Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous.”
Chris Elliott - Dom

“What are the two house rules? Number One: no dating till you graduate. Number Two: no dating till you graduate.”

Larry Miller - Walter Stratford

“- Stan Fields: Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date.
- Cheryl Frasier - Miss Rhode Island: That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.”
William Shatner - Stan Fields
Heather Burns - Cheryl Frasier - Miss Rhode Island

“- Tommy Djilas: Mayor Shinn, your honor, your daughter and I have been going steady behind your back.
- Mayor George Shinn: What?
- Tommy Djilas: We'd rather be doing it in front of your back.
- Mayor George Shinn: Doing what?
- Tommy Djilas: Well...
- Mayor George Shinn: Never mind!”
Timmy Everett - Tommy Djilas
Paul Ford - Mayor George Shinn

“- Thornton Melon: How 'bout tomorrow night?
- Dr. Diane Turner: I have class then, too.
- Thornton Melon: I'll tell you what, then. Why don't you call me some time when you have no class?
- Dr. Diane Turner: [laughs] Alright. Maybe I will.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon
Sally Kellerman - Dr. Diane Turner

“- Pete Komisky: Okay, Thursday?
- Natalie Cook: [excited] My favorite day!
- Pete Komisky: Great. I'm gonna tickets.
- Natalie Cook: [still excited] I love tickets!
- Alex Munday: [over Walkie-Talkie] Whadda'ya know. A guy who speaks Natalie.”
Luke Wilson - Pete Komisky
Cameron Diaz - Natalie Cook

“- Lil' Pete: Hey, friend. Need any help getting her out?
- Ramon: She's not really stuck, amigo. She's just a diversion.
- Lil' Pete: She's a virgin? I'm a virgin, too... unless you count cantaloupes.
- Ramon: I believe that, but she's a diversion to keep the banker busy so that my brother has time to rob the bank.
- Lil' Pete: You're robbing...” (continue)(continue reading)
Taylor Lautner - Lil Pete
Rob Schneider - Ramon

“- Raymond Babbitt: Definitely have to dance on my date. Have to learn how to dance. Definitely. Now.
- Charlie Babbitt: Ray, you're not gonna have to dance, but I will teach you sometime.
- Raymond Babbitt: Definitely have to dance with Iris.
- Charlie Babbitt: Sorry I even brought this up. You're right, Ray, you got a date with the only famous...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dustin Hoffman - Raymond Babbitt
Tom Cruise - Charlie Babbitt

“I've been dating since I was 15! I'm exhausted! Where is he?”
Kristin Davis - Charlotte York

“Is there anything more depressing than dating in your 30s?”
Tatiana Maslany - Jennifer Walters

“I’d rather be dating the blind. You know you could let the house go. You could let yourself go. A good-looking blind woman doesn’t even know you’re not good enough for her.”
Jason Alexander - George Costanza

“Natasha Romanoff-Did you do anything fun Saturday night?
Steve Rogers-Well, all the guys from my barbershop quartet are dead, so no, not really.
Natasha Romanoff-You know, if you ask Kristen out, from Statistics, she'd probably say yes.
Steve Rogers-That's why I don't ask.
Natasha Romanoff-Too shy, or too scared?
Steve Rogers-Too busy!”
Scarlett Johansson - Natasha Romanoff
Chris Evans - Steve Rogers

“- Charlie: Are you having a good time?
- Sam: Not really, how about you?
- Charlie: I don't know. It's my first date, I don't have much to compare it to.”
Logan Lerman - Charlie
Emma Watson - Sam

“- Peter Parker: I've face a lot of deception, and I'm tired of the lies. So it's time for the truth to be out there. Are you dating?
- Happy Hogan: Yes.
- May Parker: Not really.
- Happy Hogan: What? I think...
- May Parker: It's a summer fling.
- Happy Hogan: Yes, that evolves and grows like any other. Open to wherever it might lead.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Holland - Peter Parker
Jon Favreau - Happy Hogan
Marisa Tomei - May Parker

“- Fiona: Listen, could you be an absolute star and come back tonight? There's something I need to talk about.
- Emily Walters: Oh, well, I'm sorry, but I'm having dinner with Philip tonight.
- Fiona: Oh! You can cancel him. He's only your son.”
Lesley Manville - Fiona
Diane Keaton - Emily Walters

“- Colin: Are you playing hard to get? I've been waiting over an hour!
- Carol: What for?
- Colin: Well, not for Christmas. We made a date. Remember? We're having supper tonight.
- Carol: Oh, I forgot.
- Colin: Well, next time you forget, maybe you'll let me know.”
John Fraser - Colin
Catherine Deneuve - Carol

- Blake: You wanna maybe take a stroll?
- Natalie: That's funny. My Fit Bit sometimes vibrates and says, "Wanna stroll?" But when you say it, I don't wanna smash you.

“I made a conscious decision not to date actors.”
Margot Robbie

“- Eddie Brock: Hey, you know what... You know what night it is tonight, right?
- Anne Weying: Date night.
- Eddie Brock: Mmm-hmm. So, I will pick you up around, uh, 6:00. And please do not forget your helmet.
- Anne Weying: Oh, I'm glad that you like it, 'cause I plan on wearing it at our wedding.
- Eddie Brock: That's hot.”
Tom Hardy - Eddie Brock
Michelle Williams - Anne Weying

“- Lieutenant Fergus Falls: There are better ways to find out what a woman knows.
- Sergeant Orono: Dinner and a movie, lie to her, say you love her...”
Richard Crenna - Lieutenant Fergus Falls
Benjamin Ratner - Sergeant Orono

“- Karkaroff's Aide: May I have your arm?
- Parvati Patil: Arm, leg, I'm yours.”

Tolga Safer - Karkaroff's Aide
Shefali Chowdhury - Parvati Patil

- Sam Baldwin: What is "tiramisu"?
- Jay: You'll find out.
- Sam Baldwin: Well, what is it?
- Jay: You'll see!
- Sam Baldwin: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!

Tom Hanks - Sam Baldwin
Rob Reiner - Jay

“- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: It's a championship Laker watch.
- Cindy Mae: Oh, are you a Laker?
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: I used to date one - only thing I have to remember him by.”
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher
Constance Shulman - Cindy Mae