Divorce quotes

“Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.”
Shelley Winters

“When you're married, it's a contract. There's children, a mortgage, a house to keep up, almost like a business. Only you can't quit. She can't fire you. Stock goes up, stock goes down, doesn't matter, you're trapped. Unless you want to bring on the lawyers and open Pandora's box. Resentment builds on both sides. A thousand tiny cuts.”
Holt McCallany - Bill Tench

“Criminal lawyers see bad people at their best, divorce lawyers see good people at their worst.”
Kyle Bornheimer - Ted

“- Walter Burns: Sorta wish you hadn't done that, Hildy.
- Hildy Johnson: Done what?
- Walter Burns: Divorced me. Makes a fella lose all faith in himself. Gives him a... almost gives him a feeling he wasn't wanted.
- Hildy Johnson: That's what divorces are for!”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“There's a group for men in Hollywood called Divorce Anonymous. It works like this: if a member of the group starts to feel the urge to divorce, they send over an accountant to talk him out of it.”
Sir Sean Connery

“When I get married, it will be for life - divorce is not an option.”
Kelly Rowland

“Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg.”
Myrna Loy

“Some of the reason why you have so many divorces is that we tend to get married, most of the time, not for ourselves, but for others, or for how it looks to others.”
Djimon Hounsou

“When a woman unloads a husband, or a husband unloads a woman, however it happens, death, desertion, divorce - the three D’s, when that happens, a woman blooms. She blossoms. Like flowers. Like fruit. She is ripe.”
Jack Nicholson - Daryl Van Horne

“- Oliver Rose: I think you owe me a solid reason. I worked my ass off for you and the kids to have a nice life and you owe me a reason that makes sense. I want to hear it.
- Barbara Rose: Because. When I watch you eat. When I see you asleep. When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.”
Michael Douglas - Oliver Rose
Kathleen Turner - Barbara Rose

“There is no winning! Only degrees of losing!”

Danny DeVito - Gavin D'Amato

“She'll never divorce him. She'll kill him but she won't divorce him.”
Robert De Niro - James Conway

- Loretta Lynn: Dadgum it, Doo! You never ask me nothing! You just say, "Hey baby, here's the deal, take it or leave it". Well, it's drivin' me crazy, Doo!
- Doolittle Lynn: Well, hell, then let's go up to the house, call a lawyer and get a divorce. I'm tired of this bullshit.
- Loretta Lynn: I don't want no divorce! I just want the dadgum... (continue)(continue reading)
Sissy Spacek - Loretta Lynn
Tommy Lee Jones - Doolittle Lynn

“Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once.”
Eva Gabor

“The only thing worse than being thirty-four and single is being thirty-four and divorced.”
Kristin Davis - Charlotte York

“- Ben Stone: You screwed me, dad. You said everything was going to be fine and nothing is fine. Nothing is fine.
- Ben's Dad: Ben, I've been divorced three times. Why would you listen to me?”
Seth Rogen - Ben Stone
Harold Ramis - Ben's dad

“Charlie Harper-You'd really be willing to risk your marriage over a cute, young babysitter?
Dr.Herb Melnick-I certainly wouldn't risk it over a fat, ugly one.
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Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper
Ryan Stiles - Dr. Herb Melnick

“You spent all that money on an ex-wife and an ex-wife's house and you're not allowed inside either one of them.”

Conchata Ferrell - Berta

Bob Pinciotti-I don't get it. She didn't give me any sign, any warning.
Donna Pinciotti-Dad, she kept saying "I'm unhappy and I'm going to leave".
Bob Pinciotti-Donna, that's just something married people say.

Don Stark - Bob Pinciotti
Laura Prepon - Donna Pinciotti

“I've told dozens of women I'm leaving my wife for them and I'm not even married.”
Jonathan Kite - Oleg

“People should learn how to split up.”
Anna Foglietta - Carlotta

“Mom-You know what I'm realising? My life is just going to go. Like that. This series of milestones. Getting married. Having kids. Getting divorced. The time that we thought you were dyslexic. When I taught you how to ride a bike. Getting divorced... again. Getting my masters degree. Finally getting the job I wanted. Sending Samantha off to...” (continue)(continue reading)

Ellar Coltrane - Mason
Patricia Arquette - Olivia

“Sid Luft-The kids need a home. I can give them that.
Judy Garland-I know what kids need. They need their mother.
Sid Luft-They also need school, and friends they can rely on seeing.
Judy Garland-No.”
Renee Zellweger - Judy Garland
Rufus Sewell - Sid Luft

“Sid Luft-You can’t turn up here at one o’clock in the morning and expect…
Judy Garland-I know they should be in bed, okay?! It just doesn’t always work that way. And it gets late because nobody wants to pay to see me at two in the afternoon. And I have to work, because they need things.
Sid Luft-They need an education, Judy. They need ten...” (continue)(continue reading)

Renee Zellweger - Judy Garland
Rufus Sewell - Sid Luft

“Believe me, I’ve had five divorces. Do you know what five divorces are? Five times I believed in love.”
Pedro Alonso - Berlín