Drunkenness quotes

“- Norma Rae: Who's this? Dylan Thomas?
- Reuben Warshowsky: He was a poet. A genius and a drunk.”
Sally Field - Norma Rae
Ron Leibman - Reuben Warshowsky

“- Cop: Sir, have you had anything to drink today?
- Moses: I had about a half a beer, the dog had a lot.”

Adam Sandler - Moses

“- Archie Long: I never thought the great Harry Doyle would turn into a gutless wimp!
- Harry Doyle: Keep it up Arch, I'll put another hole in that chin of yours!”
Kirk Douglas - Archie Long
Burt Lancaster - Harry Doyle

“- Arthur Bach: Yesterday I sold some blood at a hospital.
- Hobson: Hospital? I should've thought a local distillery would have paid you much more.”
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach
Sir John Gielgud - Hobson

“Kids aren't any fun! You can't take a kid to a bar. He has one drink, he falls off the stool, and the trip is screwed!”
Burt Reynolds - Nick McKenna

“You know, I developed alcoholism early on, actually.”
Andrew McCarthy - Cecil Sweeney

“- Norman: Drunk. Second time this week. Drunk.
- Jeff Andrews: Is that a crime?
- Norman: Tourist season, it is. Rest of the year you can lay out on the sidewalks for all they care.”
Brian Johnson - Norman
Mark Arnott - Jeff

“It's against my religion to give out personal advice, but you should either sober up or get real drunk.”
Connie Nielsen - Renata Crest

“It's my house! You know it is. And if you don't like it, you get the fuck out! I don't give a fuck. I don't give cause I paid the motherfuckin' bills in this motherfucker. And hey, kiss my ass if you don't like it! Yes! Yes, motherfucker, yes! Cause you know it is, know it is? Im drunk, so what?”

Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“- Larry Levy: I'll be there right after my AA meeting.
- Griffin Mill: Oh Larry, I didn't realise you had a drinking problem.
- Larry Levy: Well I don't really, but that's where all the deals are being made these days.”
Peter Gallagher - Larry Levy
Tim Robbins - Griffin Mill

“We call ourselves writers! All we do is sit around talking about baseball and getting drunk a lot. You call that writing?”

Robert Wuhl - Al Stump

“- Michael Green: My wife is an alcoholic. Best person I ever met. She has 600 different smiles. They can light up your life. They can make you laugh out loud, just like that. They can even make you cry, just like that. That's just with her smiles. You'd have to see her with her kids. You'd have to see how they look at her, when she's not...” (continue)(continue reading)
Andy Garcia - Michael Green
Meg Ryan - Alice Green

“- Tully: Why don't you stop drinking? Anybody can be a drunk.
- Henry: Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.”
Alice Krige - Tully
Mickey Rourke - Henry

“- Arresting Officer: Sir, have you been drinking?
- Ernest Dalby: Drinking? No, no, no. It was poured all over me.
- Arresting Officer: Sheriff, pour him into the backseat.”
Ronn Carroll - Arresting Officer
Donald Symington - Ernest Dalby

“She needs to work in a liquor store as much as she be drinking.”
2Pac - Lucky

“- Cortez: You know O'Neil, I like you better when you drink.
- Jordan O'Neill: You know Cortez, I like you better when I drink.”
Demi Moore - Cortez
Demi Moore - Jordan O'Neill

“I'm worried about Antonia. Did you know that she put on her mouse ears and drives around town, all liquored up, naked?”
Evan Rachel Wood - Kylie

- Miyagi: Banzai!
- Daniel: [totally confused] To baby trees.
- Miyagi: Not bonsai, "banzai"!

Pat Morita - Miyagi
Ralph Macchio - Daniel LaRusso

“- Robert: If you wanted some privacy, you could just drink at home.
- Bill: No. That's called alcoholism.”
Rafer Weigel - Robert
William Shatner - Bill

“A reformed drunk, on her knees at church begging, you know, Jesus, Mary and Joseph, and every goddamn saint in Heaven to forgive her for giving birth to Cruella De Fag, you know.”

Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty

“- Guy on Dock: Careful, Harry! He's mad as a hornet and drunk as skunk!
- Harry Whitney: My favorite combination.”

Keith Carradine - Harry Whitney

“Maybe I'm drunk. Tomorrow I'll be sober, but he will always be a faggot.”

Jean-Claude Van Damme - Alex

“Is it just me, or did this trip go downhill since we ran out of Lucky Lager?”
Brad Pitt - Early Grayce

“- Harry Mitchell: Why don't you get the young fella another whiskey, Jeff?
- Greg: No, no really, I'm a two pot screamer.
- Jeff Mitchell: I'm a bit like that myself, two and I'm anybody's.”
Jack Thompson - Harry Mitchell
John Polson - Greg
Russell Crowe - Jeff Mitchell

“- Sheriff Andrew Kyle: Julia, are you drunk?
- Julia Tate Moon: Sheriff Kyle, you know I don't drink.”
Richard Bradford - Sheriff Andrew Kyle
Mary Steenburgen - Julia Tate Moon