Drunkenness quotes

“Open the champagne. I feel like getting plushed to the scuppers!”
Deborah Rush - Rita

“- Fuchs: I have to talk to you.
- MacReady: I'm tired of talkin', Fuchs. I just wanna get up to my shack and get drunk.”
Joel Polis - Fuchs
Kurt Russell - MacReady

“- Preston: This is officially the worst night of my entire life. Thank you very much.
- The Angel: Try having forty drunk men grabbing your ass, one groom to be throwing up all over you and then have your car break down at 2am and then you can talk to me about having a bad night, ok?”
Ethan Embry - Preston Meyers
Ethan Embry - The Angel

“- Frank: Gil, you have a good memory. Uh, was it yours or Helen's or Susan's wedding I got drunk at?
- Gil: It was all three, Dad. Congratulations.”
Jason Robards - Frank
Steve Martin - Gil

“- Nora Charles: How do you feel?
- Nick Charles: Terrible. I must have gone to bed sober.”
Myrna Loy - Nora Charles
William Powell - Nick Charles

“You know how most cops like to go out for a drink after work? Well, I kept moving on up... to the drink before work, the drink during work, and finally the drink instead of work. It got to be a real problem; nobody wanted to deal with it, least of all me. Before I knew it, I was down to cleaning empty shells off the firing range. Then along came...” (continue)(continue reading)
Louis Gossett Jr. - Jake Berkowitz

“- Neal Page: He says we're going the wrong way...
- Del Griffith: Oh, he's drunk. How would he know where we're going?”

Steve Martin - Neal Page
John Candy - Del Griffith

“- Doreen Piggot: Why don't you go get drunk and pee all over...
- Earl Piggot: I'm gonna get drunk! I'm gonna get drunk right now!”
Lily Tomlin - Doreen Piggot
Tom Waits - Earl Piggot

“Francine Fishpaw lives at 538 Wyman Way. She weighs 300 pounds, and is an alcoholic! She eats an entire cake at one sitting. You should see her stretch marks! Because of her drunkenness, both of her children are delinquents. She's the hairiest woman I've ever laid eyes on!”

David Samson - Elmer Fishpaw

“- Mattie Ross: I hope you don't think I'm going to keep you in whiskey?
- Rooster Cogburn: I don't buy that, I confiscate it. And a touch of it wouldn't do you any harm against the night air!
- Mattie Ross: I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains!”
Kim Darby - Mattie Ross
John Wayne - Rooster Cogburn

“Everyone get drunk and be somebody!”

“- Bob Sheldon: Just because we got a little drunk!
- Cherry Valance: A little? You call reeling and passing out in the streets a little? Bob, I told you, I'm never going out with you when you're drinking again and I mean it!”
Leif Garrett - Bob Sheldon
Diane Lane - Cherry Valance

“- Paul Hackett: Couldn't you just give me one token, please?
- Subway Attendant: I can't do that. I may lose my job.
- Paul Hackett: Well, who would know... exactly?
- Subway Attendant: I could go to a party, get drunk, talk to someone... who knows?”

Griffin Dunne - Paul Hackett
Murray Moston - Subway Attendant

“- Brian: Apparently you were a little drunk at your tutorial today.
- Dr. Frank Bryant: No.
- Brian: No?
- Dr. Frank Bryant: No. I was a lot drunk.”
Michael Williams - Brian
Sir Michael Caine - Dr. Frank Bryant

"Ahh, Jesus... Oh, God... If You get me out of this, I won't drink again as long as I live... ". Now you are ready to put your face in a place that was never built for your face.

Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“Is this the face that wrecked 1000 ships and burned the towerless tops of Illium? Farewell, fair Helen.”

Thomas Mitchell - Dr. Josiah Boone

“The next time you go out and get tanked, if you don't take me, I'll get a divorce.”
Carole Lombard - Jane Mason

“- Interviewer: Bon, the other boys of the band say that you're great, but a little special... do you know what they mean by that?
- Bon Scott - Lead Singer: I'm a special drunkard... I drink too much.”
Bon Scott - Bon Scott - Lead Singer

“- Rita: Are you drunk or something?
- Phil: Drunk is more fun.”
Andie MacDowell - Rita
Bill Murray - Phil

“I've got a drunk for a wife and a lunatic for a son.”