Drunkenness quotes
295 drunkenness quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Gangs of New York
“Is that myself looking as sober as the day I was born?”
- From the movie: Teaching Mrs. Tingle
“- Mrs. Tingle: You've been sober, how long is it now?
- Principal Potter: Four years.
- Mrs. Tingle: There! I knew it was this week. Me and dates, you know, that's the curse of being a history teacher. Well congratulations, that's quite an accomplishment. Just think, not one sip of alcohol in over four years, that's almost... unbelievable.” - From the movie: Pushing Tin
“I used to bowl, when I was an alcoholic.”
- From the movie: Billy Madison
- From the movie: Educating Rita
- From the movie: A Clockwork Orange
- From the movie: The Other Guys
“I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food.”
- From the movie: 2010
“- Tanya Kirbuk: I didn't know you brought liquor on board. It is forbidden.
- Dr. Heywood Floyd: You think I'd step foot on this tub sober?” - From the movie: Where the Heart Is
“We're alcoholics, we're generally satisfied to hurt ourselves.”
- From the movie: Pearl Harbor
“- Capt. Danny Walker: You're a rotten drunk... always have been.
- Capt. Rafe McCawley: Well, you're a lousy friend... that's a new development.” - From the movie: They
“- Julia Lund: Are you drunk?
- Paul Loomis: I prefer intoxicated.” - From the movie: 28 Days
- From the movie: Freaks
“It wasn't your fault, it was only the bottle you wanted.”
- From the movie: Thank God It's Friday
“Let's go home. I'm drunk. You can take advantage of me.”
- From the movie: Withnail and I
“This is a device enabling the drunken driver to operate in absolute safety. You fill this with piss, take this pipe down the trouser and sellotape this valve to the end of the old chap. Then you get horribly drunk and they can't fucking touch you. According to these instructions, you refuse everything but a urine sample. You undo your valve and...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: The Best Man
- From the movie: Back to the Beach
- From the movie: Soul Man
“With all due respect, sir, I just spent 18 hours locked in a jail cell, on no formal charges, getting pulverized by drunken bigots!”
- From the movie: Talk Radio
“- Barry: We've brought Kent on board to get an inside look on the future of America. Kent is the classic American youth: energetic and resourceful, spoiled, perverse, and disturbed. Would you say that's an accurate description, Kent?
- Kent: Yup, sure!
- Barry: Now what do you call that haircut?
- Kent: I don't know... Rock and roll!
- Barry:...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Newton Boys
- From the movie: Pink Cadillac
- From the movie: Iron Man
“- Yinsen: We met, you know, in a technical conference in Bern.
- Tony Stark: I don't remember.
- Yinsen: Of course not. If I had been that drunk, I wouldn't have been able to stand, let alone give a lecture on integrated circuits.” - From the movie: My Favorite Year
“- Alice Miller: He landed fine last night. That much we know.
- Benjy Stone: So where is he?
- Sy Benson: Where else? Drinking and humping!” - From the movie: Mystery of the Wax Museum
“- Florence: As I live and breathe and wear spats, the prince.
- Jim: You been doing experiments with scotch and soda again?” - From the movie: The Hangover
“- Stu: Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night?
- Phil: Obviously because we had a great fucking time.”
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