Drunkenness quotes

“- Professor Lily Penleric: Are you drunk?
- Tom Bledsoe: I'm not drunk, I'm... celebrating.”
Janet McTeer - Professor Lily Penleric
Aidan Quinn - Tom Bledsoe

“- Jackie Moon: Nothing in the rulebook that says you can't play drunk.
- Dick Pepperfield: Well actually there is.”
Will Ferrell - Jackie Moon
Andrew Daly - Dick Pepperfield

“Poor drunks do not find love, Arthur. Poor drunks have very few teeth, they urinate outdoors, they freeze to death in summer. I can't bear to think of you that way.”
Sir John Gielgud - Hobson

“Drunk and tone-deaf. Never a good combination.”
Adam Goldberg - Tony

- Andrew: Let's try to be nice to each other. Cause it's New Year's fucking Eve, isn't it? New Year's fucking Eve, in Peter's fucking mansion, where Peter gets to be the lord of the manor, and I get to regret ever leaving England!
- Peter Morton: Andrew I know this isn't you speaking, this is "drunk you".

Sir Kenneth Branagh - Andrew
Stephen Fry - Peter Morton

“- Annie: She's drunk. She's never had more than one glass of wine in her entire life and she chooses today to show up zonked.
- Chessy: [leading her into an elevator] Just do what the woman says and meet her upstairs.”

Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Lisa Ann Walter - Chessy

“Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.”

Lucy Davis - Dianne

“- Scully: Hey mate! Good to see you. What can I get ya?
- Jack Chester: How about... drunk.”
Rip Torn - Scully
John Candy - Jack Chester

“I may be a goddamm alcoholic but that doesn't mean I can't tell the truth - and I've got all the deep deep dirt right here. Somebody put the cufs on me - let me start talking!”
Kurt Russell - Eldon Perry

“Listen. If we can't break the ice, how 'bout we drown it?”

Paul Bettany - Charles

“- Stiggs: What do you, like, do?
- Pat Coletti: Basically, I drink. And I make a lot of money.
- Stiggs: I mean, what kind of work do you do, that you can do, really wasted?
- Pat Coletti: Hog couture, boys.
- Stiggs: Hog couture? How's that?
- Pat Coletti: I manufacture clothes for fat women.”
Neill Barry - Stiggs
Martin Mull - Pat Coletti

“I swear to God, I can't stand them when they get drunk, and belive me I have learned that you do not want to mess with them when they get that way. You just gotta ride it out until it passes.”

Kristy McNichol - Patti Jean

“- Agent Dana Scully: Are you drunk, Mulder?
- Agent Fox Mulder: I was until about 20 minutes ago.
- Agent Dana Scully: Was that before or after you decided to come here?”
Gillian Anderson - Agent Dana Scully
David Duchovny - Agent Fox Mulder

“- Gertle: We shouldn't talk about this tired or drunk.
- John: But I'm not drunk.
- Gertle: Maybe that's the problem. We'll drink, you'll sleep, we'll talk, sit.”
Lauren German - Gertle
Jake Muxworthy - John

“You ought not to leave me alone on days like this. I can't even get drunk. The faster I drink, the faster things happen to sober me up.”
Annie Potts - Karla Jackson

“- Meg: I didnt' get a chance to talk to you before; you got me stoned too quick. But I'm ok now. I'm just drunk and therefore brave.
- Nick: I've always been a cowardly drunk myself.”

Mary Kay Place - Meg
William Hurt - Nick

“When a man is drunk with love, he can't divide his concentration with wine.”
Joseph Schildkraut - Herod

“When you gotta go, you gotta go.”

Brian Cox - Captain O'Hagan

“Claudia, she straightened me up, cleared me of drinkin' whiskey and all. Just 'cause we're goin' on this killing, that doesn't mean I'm gonna go back to bein' the way I was. I just need the money, get a new start for them youngsters. Ned, you remember that drover I shot through the mouth and his teeth came out the back of his head? I think about...” (continue)(continue reading)

Clint Eastwood - Bill Munny

“Have you been drinking more of that sacramental wine, Father?”
James Coburn - Mr. Crisp

“How can the Bolshevik cause gain respect among the Muslims if your three representatives get so drunk that they throw a carpet out of their hotel window and complain to the management that it didn't fly?”

Béla Lugosi - Comissar Razinin

“I've got a 4-alarm hangover. It's either from all that whiskey, or your laser beam. Or both. But I'm ready to make history.”
James Cromwell - Zefram Cochran

“- Rufus: So what do we do now?
- Metatron: Well, I say we get drunk, because I'm all out of ideas.”
Chris Rock - Rufus
Alan Rickman - Metatron

“If I were you I'd give AA some thought. Alcoholism is a disease, you know.”

Bob Balaban - Elliott Webley

“- Justin Matisse: You look terrible! You been drinking?
- Birdee Pruitt: Why does everybody keep asking me if I've been drinking? What? Is there like a coaster stuck to my butt or something?”
Harry Connick Jr. - Justin Matisse
Sandra Bullock - Birdee Pruitt