Drunkenness quotes

“- Dave Whiteman: I thought we weren't going to drink anymore.
- Barbara Whiteman: Well, Dave. Yeah, it's true. I am a vegetarian. But I hear that vodka comes from a potato!”

Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Dave Whiteman
Bette Midler - Barbara Whiteman

“- Sam Craig: I love you.
- Tess Harding: You do?
- Sam Craig: Positive.
- Tess Harding: That's nice. Even when I'm sober?
- Sam Craig: Even when you're brilliant.”
Spencer Tracy - Sam Craig
Katharine Hepburn - Tess Harding

“- Robbie Hart: Are you drinking, too?
- Julia: No, it's Coca-Cola.
- Robbie Hart: Are you sure? There's no rum in that Coca-Cola?
- Julia: I'm not a big drinker. And if it was, I'd probably be puking more than that kid!
- Robbie Hart: Oh, I don't think anybody could puke more than that kid. I think I saw a boot come out of him.”
Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
Drew Barrymore - Julia Sullivan

“After my student years, despite the fact that I had become secretly addicted to morphine, I was considered to be most promising. A man with a future. Then during my first residency I did a thirty-six hour stretch on an ER. So I went out and I got more than a little drunk. Then I got called back. Boiler had blown on a fuel plant and there were...” (continue)(continue reading)
Charles Dance - Clemens

“You are a hallucination brought on by alcohol... Russian vodka poisoned by Chernobyl!”

Bill Murray - Frank Cross

“I'm drunk, and I know I'm drunk but I know what I'm talking about.”
John Barrymore - Larry Renault

“We're gonna get drunk, we're gonna get laid, and we're gonna win state but not tonight.”
Garrett Hedlund - Don Billingsley

“What's going on, Andy? You're sinking into a pit of self-pity, defeatism, and alcohol... and you're enjoying it!”
Madolyn Smith Osborne - Elizabeth Farmer

“As I understand from your communication, Mr. Engle, you're on the brink of self-destruction. May I shake your hand? A brilliant idea! I speak as one who has destroyed himself a score of times.”

Thomas Mitchell - Gene Gibbons

“- Christina Crawford (adult): I came in and I found her like this. You think she needs an ambulance?
- Carol Ann: She doesn't need an ambulance. She's drunk.”

Diana Scarwid - Christina Crawford (adult)
Rutanya Alda - Carol Ann

“- Maureen Cutter, 'Mo': What'll it be, Alex - coffee or sleep?
- Alex Cutter: Any other choices?”

Lisa Eichhorn - Mo'
John Heard - Alex Cutter

“Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk.”
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson

“Ignore her. She's drunk. At least I hope she is. Otherwise I'm in real trouble.”

Timothy Walker - Angus the Groom - Wedding One

“- Heather: It smells like piss, what is it?
- Louie Kritski: It's piss. Drunks come in the hallway and they piss.
- Heather: You let them pee in here?
- Louie Kritski: It's not like they ask permission.”
Stacey Travis - Heather
Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski

“I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. One time I secretly wanted to be a writer.”
Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven

“- Steve Freeling: Diane, I have needs too.
- Diane: Well it seems to me your needs have been fulfilled by the bottle tonight.”
Craig T. Nelson - Steve Freeling
JoBeth Williams - Diane Freeling

“Meet me down in the bar! We'll drink breakfast together.”
W.C. Fields - S. B. Bellows

“I gotta get a drink. Sobriety's killing me.”
Nicolas Cage - Frank Pierce

- Ellen Andrews Gordon: Rodin never said what he was thinking.
- Mickey Gordon: You see, what I think he was thinking was, "Goddam Rodin. Three drinks and I'm nude".
Debra Winger - Ellen Andrews Gordon
Billy Crystal - Mickey Gordon

“- 'Bandit': Cledus, you've gotten taller.
- Cledus Snow: Yes, and you've gotten drunker. This place looks like a shithouse!”

Burt Reynolds - Bandit
Jerry Reed - Bandit

“- Jerry: It seems that little Loraine's hit the bottle again.
- Mac Elroy: Yeah, the peroxide bottle.”
Harry Akst - Jerry
Allen Jenkins - Mac Elroy

“All right, remember: alcohol equals puke, equals smelly mess, equals nobody likes you!”
Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart

“Pot and beer. This enhances you. Heightened awareness of your senses, especially touch, a feeling of connection, openness, honesty. It's like being a kid.”
Ari Gold - Cliff

“- Uncle Billy: Where's my hat? Where's my hat?
[George Bailey takes it off Uncle Billy's head and hands it to him]
- Uncle Billy: Oh, oh thank you, George. Which is mine?
- George Bailey: The middle one.”

Thomas Mitchell - Uncle Billy
James Stewart - George Bailey

“I don't know how I expected to bring a baby in here with an old fool for his grandfather who's half-drunk all the time!”

Jean Harlow - Lola Burns