Drunkenness quotes

“- Harry: Well, I'm gonna go home, have some sex.
- Jack Traven: Harry, you're gonna go home and puke.
- Harry: Well that'll be fun too.”

Jeff Daniels - Harry
Keanu Reeves - Jack Traven

“- Rachel: He posted another picture of the baby. It was a cute picture.
- Cathy: Yeah?
- Rachel: Yup.
- Cathy: Facebook and drunk ex-wives do not make good friends.”
Emily Blunt - Rachel
Laura Prepon - Cathy

“When we're in a sober mood, we worry, work and think. When we're in a drunken mood, we gamble, play and drink. But when our moods are over, when our time is come to pass, we hope they bury us upside down, so the warden can kiss our ass!”

Frank McRae - Eclipse
Tom Sizemore - Dallas

“- Beca: You're really drunk right now. I don't think you're gonna remember any of this.
- Jesse: No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry.”
Anna Kendrick - Beca
Skylar Astin - Jesse

“The Doors? Jim Morrison? He's a drunken buffoon posing as a poet.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Lester Bangs

“Do not confuse love with lust, nor drunkenness with judgment.”
Michael Rispoli - Sala

“Slick, how come every time you get drunk it costs me money?”
Anthony Michael Hall - Whitey Ford

“- Hammett: I was sure I heard you retired.
- Doc Fallon: I heard you stopped drinkin'.
- Hammett: I guess we were both wrong.”
Frederic Forrest - Hammett
Elmer Kline - Doc Fallon

“- Amy: What am I doing? I slept at the doctor's place last night.
- Nikki: You never spend the night. What were you, blackout drunk?
- Amy: No, I had like two drinks... Three, max... Four, now that I'm tallying.”
Amy Schumer - Amy
Vanessa Bayer - Nikki

“Confidentially, darling, this is more than a hangover.”
Bette Davis - Judith Traherne

“- Leslie: Hey can I smoke in here?
- Ron: You don't smoke.
- Leslie: Just asking if I can.
- Ron: Are you high?
- Leslie: I'm high on Kaboom. Don't ask for permission, ask for forgiveness.”

Amy Poehler - Leslie Knope
Nick Offerman - Ron Swanson

“- Gwen Cummings: You don't honestly think I'm going to jail, do you?
- Cornell: No? For driving drunk, crashing into a house, knocking over a lawn jockey that could have been a four-year-old child?
- Gwen Cummings: Yeah, but it wasn't, it was a four-year-old lawn jockey.”
Sandra Bullock - Gwen Cummings
Steve Buscemi - Cornell

“The one thing the old man never missed was a wake. Good booze and plenty of it!”

Robert Duvall - Det. Tom Spellacy

“- Woody Grant: I haven't been drinking.
- Kate Grant: That's what you said on our first date.”
Bruce Dern - Woody Grant
June Squibb - Kate Grant

“Beautiful, I'm drunk. I'm drunk, so what? I'm drunk. You know what? I got drunk in my motherfuckin' kitchen and I was drinking out of my glass in my motherfuckin' house. So fuck it.”

Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“I'm a great date. Get me drunk, and I'll try anything.”
David Tennant - Peter Vincent

- Steve: Brian, really, who do I look like?
- Brian: For the third time... Boris Karloff as "The Mummy".

Rod Ball - Steve
Scott Colomby - Brian

“- Sherm: Do you have to booze it up, Carol?
- Carol: A mixed drink is not booze, Sherman, it's a cocktail, a before-dinner drink.
- Sherm: But dinner isn't for five hours yet.”
Hume Cronyn - Sherm
Jessica Tandy - Carol

Men... they're all alike. They'll deceive you as your father did me. He kissed a chorus girl and when I found out he said "Oh, I was drunk and didn't know what I was doing".

Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Hemogloben

“I'm Irish. I can't get drunk.”
Barry Pepper - Frank Slaughtery

“You sure drink a good dinner.”

Joan Crawford - Janie Barlow

“I'll take you with me tonight and get you drunk, that's a promise.”

John Candy - Spike Nolan

“I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably.”
Amanda Peet

“You were the soul of this band, now every time you're around you're just drunk. The drunk soul of a blind junkie. What a lovely couple.”

Jamie Foxx - Ray Charles

“- Georgia Hines: I love you. Why don't we smarten up and marry each other?
- Jimmy Perrino: Because you're an alcoholic and I'm gay. We'd have trouble getting our kids into a good school.”
Marsha Mason - Georgia Hines
James Coco - Jimmy Perrino