Genitalia quotes
342 genitalia quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
- From the movie: Four Rooms
“How can I stop talking about something that's so huge?”
- From the movie: Clerks II
“- Elias: You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
- Randal: ...Sure.
- Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Blame It on Rio
“It was just what I needed: a one inch god with a two inch penis.”
- From the movie: Staying Together
“Lois, I'm hurting. I am burning. I have this erection. It is so big it's like one of those Thanksgiving Day balloons. If I don't do something about it soon - bang! - I'll be left without a dick for the rest of my life! I'm only seventeen!”
- From the movie: The Beach Girls
“- Capt. Blye: I admire your spirit, Captain Jack. I can say this for you, you got balls, like me.
- Captain Jack: But I don't play with mine all the time.” - From the movie: The Guard
“- Sinead Mulligan: Now it can be revealed. I have very small breasts.
- Gerry Boyle: That's okay, I have a very small penis.” - From the movie: Nowhere
“It's soggy as a wet armpit in here. How long where you in that shower abusing yourself? You pump your handle too much, young man. If you keep this up, one day it's just going to wither up and fall off!”
- From the movie: Cheech & Chong's Next Movie
“You want to come over to my place? Okay. I'll be here with balls on.”
- From the movie: Meet the Spartans
“- Leonidas: Adjust your sword boy, it's digging into my back.
- Sonio: But I'm not wearing my sword.” - From the movie: The X Files
- From the movie: The Doom Generation
“I am gonna lop his... dick off... like a chicken head.”
- From the movie: See No Evil, Hear No Evil
“Today I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection.”
- From the movie: House Party 3
“It's 2 o'clock. Do you know where your testicles are?”
- From the movie: Clerks II
“- Randal: Emma, are you like this 'cause you have an unnaturally large clit?
- Emma: You just had to tell him, didn't ya?
- Dante: It kinda came out one day!
- Randal: He says it's so big it's almost like a little cock, which says all kinds of weird things about him that I don't even wanna think about.” - From the movie: Townies
“Stay the fuck away from the girl, or else I'll beat you with my nut sack!”
- From the movie: 17 Again
“See, according to leading psychiatrists, Stan is a bully for one of three reasons… one... underneath all that male bravado, there's an insecure little girl banging on the closet door trying to get out. Two... like a caveman, Stan's brain is underdeveloped. Therefore, Stan is unable to use self-control. And so he acts out aggressively. Three......” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Threesome
“I'm telling you. If you don't have sex soon, you dick is going to shrivel up and go inside your body. Then what do you have? A vagina.”
- From the movie: Scary Movie
“A small dick's like a disability, man! Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair?!”
- From the movie: Hotel de Love
“- Melissa Morrison: Why do men lie?
- Rick Dunne: Uh, that's a hard one. Give me something frivolous to get into it.
- Melissa Morrison: OK. Why do men touch their dick so much?
- Rick Dunne: Because it's there.” - From the movie: This Is 40
“I don't want a turbo penis. I like your medium soft one.”
- From the movie: Being John Malkovich
- From the movie: Forgetting Sarah Marshall
“- Sarah Marshall: When were you planning on telling me this?
- Aldous Snow: I just told you, then.
- Sarah Marshall: Yeah. No, I know. But telling me now isn't really the same as telling me.
- Aldous Snow: Well, look, you know, I've not told you I've got genital herpes, because it's not inflamed at the moment.” - From the movie: American Pie 2
“- Finch: I am not touching that!
- Jim Levenstein: Put that thing away, Stifler.
- Stifler: What's wrong with you guys? We almost had them. Why can't you guys be team players, huh? I was the one doing all the sacrificing.” - From the movie: Barbarosa
“- Eduardo: Barbarosa is dead. He is dead. I killed him with my knife.
- Don Braulio: You bring me no proof. Where are his cojones?”
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